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Dance Puns 2017

 

  • Dance isn't something that can be explained in words. It has to be danced.
  • Before I was born my mother was in great agony of spirit and in a tragic situation. She could take no food except iced oysters and champagne. If people ask me when I began to dance, I reply, 'In my mother's womb, probably as a result of the oysters and champagne.'
  • A charity ball is like a dance except it's tax deductible.
  • What do tired line dancers do? They Line Down.
  • What kind of dance do mothers like best? The Mom-bo
  • You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk-dancing.
  • What is the fastest pie in the world? Merengue.
  • God match me with a good dancer.
  • Why don't dogs make good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
  • It ain't no sin, to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.
  • Dance to the music of these wonderful quotes...
  • While I dance I can not judge, I can not hate, I can not separate myself from life. I can only be joyful and whole. This is why I dance.
  • Dancing is wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it.
  • Whats thirty feet long and smells like piss? Line dancing at a nursing home.
  • If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised.
  • Dancers are the messengers of the gods.
  • What dance do hippies hate? A square dance.
  • Where can you dance in California? San Fran-disco
  • Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.
  • If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
  • Which dance will a chicken not do? The foxtrot!
  • Dancing is like bank robbery. It takes split-second timing.
  • I often say that in making dances I can make a world where I think things are done morally, done democratically, done honestly.
  • Korea has Seoul
  • How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it
  • Why do ants dance on jam jars? Because the jar says 'twist to open'!
  • What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance.
  • Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step, it is an old business procedure.
  • Love teaches even asses to dance.
  • I don't make love by kissing, I make love by dancing.
  • Eroticism is like a dance: one always leads the other.
  • If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!
  • Ballet is not technique but a way of expression that comes more closely to the inner language of man than any other.
  • Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
  • What do cars do at the disco? Brake dance
  • What does a dancer do after falling in love? The horizontal mambo.
  • I think Balanchine and Robbins talk to God and when I call, he's out to lunch.
  • For an Irishman, talking is a dance.
  • In general, my children refused to eat anything that hadn't danced on TV.
  • I’ve heard women say they can judge how a guy will be in bed by how he dances. I hope that’s not true. Because I come from rednecks, and my people invented square dancing, which means we’re so bad at it we have to have someone tell us what to do while we’re doing it.
  • Dancing is poetry with arms and legs.
  • What dance do women do when summer is over? Tango (tan-go)
  • On with the dance! Let joy be unconfined.
  • There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good.
  • Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
  • If you can't get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.
  • What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
  • Part of the joy of dancing is conversation. Trouble is, some men can't talk and dance at the same time.
  • The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie.
  • My mom took up belly dancing. In order to make it seem like she was moving, my father and I had to jiggle the furniture in back of her.
  • How do ballroom rumors spread? ....Through the GRAPEVINE
  • Dance is like wine; it matures with every performance.
  • The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.
  • No one dances sober, unless he is insane.
  • When the music changes, so does the dance.
  • Dancing is silent poetry.
  • Always a pleasure to swing by and see what you’re up to!
  • My friend would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.
  • To be fond of dancing was a certain step towards falling in love.
  • Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
  • What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance? A cricket ball!
  • If people stand in a circle long enough, they'll eventually begin to dance.
  • Dancing faces you towards Heaven, whichever direction you turn.
  • Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.
  • Why didn't the skeleton dance at the disco? He had no body to dance with!
  • To touch, to move, to inspire. This is the true gift of dance.
  • Almost nobody dances sober, unless they are insane.
  • How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
  • Dogbert's Motto: Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching.
  • The dance is over, the applause subsided, but the joy and feeling will stay with you forever.
  • Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!
  • Where do fortune tellers dance? At the crystal ball.
  • I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance.
  • There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.
  • What do ghosts dance to? Soul music

 

 

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