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Football Puns 2017

 

  • Drinkwather and eat Moore Cameron
  • No Game This Week — Hoping confused FFL owners don’t submit line-up when they see your name.
  • Out of Luck
  • ABridgewaterTooFar
  • Flacco Seagulls — English new wave band meets the Ravens’ Joe Flacco
  • Teach me how to Raji
  • Final Dez-tination — Dez Bryant could have a big year.
  • Purple People Beaters
  • Blood, Guts and Gore
  • Odell it on the Mountain
  • Peyton the Town Red
  • Gordon Lightfoot — Rookie of the Year tribute.
  • My Ships don’t lie
  • The Deflatriots
  • Pick 6-ers
  • No harm; No Foles
  • Sons of an Archie
  • 4th and Lynches
  • Le’Veon on a prayer
  • Gordon’s Gekkos
  • Rodgers That!
  • Plaxidental Discharge
  • Turn down for Watt
  • The VazTe & Furious
  • No Sun Under Land
  • Ladies and Edelman
  • Everyday I’m Russellin’ — Not a lot of good names incorporating Russell Wilson, but here’s one.
  • Just Here So I Won’t Get Fined — Anti-establishment guys get good endorsement deals.
  • The Direwolves
  • Time to Grow up and become a Manziel
  • No Punt Intended — A pun intended on “No pun intended”
  • The Abusement Park
  • Maclin Oat Brand
  • Mariota’s and Does eat Oats (and little lambs eat ivy)
  • Welker Texas Ranger (Wes Welker)
  • Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!
  • It aint easy bein’ Breesy
  • Washington TBDs
  • Johnny Foosball — An early fan favorite.
  • Dez for Prez
  • Saving Private Ryan
  • Talented Mr. Ridley
  • Touchdown Overdose
  • Brady Gaga
  • Inspector Gordon
  • The Big Gronkowski
  • Victorious Secret
  • the dukes of hazard
  • Last Manning Standing
  • Bell Ringers
  • Gore More Years
  • OrangeIsDNewBlackmon
  • Luck be a Brady tonight — If you draft Andrew Luck, or Luck and Brady.
  • Graham Crackers — With apologies to Nabisco
  • Ol’ Man Rivers
  • SnowpiercerHarvey
  • Breesus Saves
  • Bottom of the Depth Chart
  • My Fair Brady
  • Brady Antebellum
  • Belichick’s Hoodie
  • Make it Wayne
  • Teenage Newton Ninja Turtles
  • Tickle Me Al-Mo (Al Morris)
  • KnightsWhoSayGiovaNI
  • Geno 911!
  • I Pitta the fool
  • A Rivers Run Suh It — Get the San Diego QB with Detroit’s Defense for naming gold.
  • Frozen Tundra
  • One Fine Clay
  • Shopping at Lacy’s
  • You Cam Dirty Apes
  • Romo Holiday
  • It’s Always Runny in Philadelphia
  • Troubled Bridgewaters (Teddy Bridgewaters)
  • Marshall Law
  • So let it be Witten…
  • Luck Dynasty
  • Sherman Incompletion Act
  • Monte Wrecking Ball — Team anthem built in to this name
  • AintEasyBeingAJGreen
  • SaluteUr CecilShorts
  • Fargo Woodchippers — Ya, you betcha.
  • Garrett’s GingerBoys
  • Martin Scores-Easy
  • TenagMtntNnjaBortles
  • Red Hot Julius Peppers
  • Peyton’s Place
  • The Brady Bunch
  • Garden of Wheeden
  • Romo Sapien
  • Revis and Butthead
  • Nobody puts Brady in a Corner
  • Mel Kiper’s Best Available
  • Le’Veon likes his Money — With apologies to Elton John
  • You Alshon Pass
  • Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
  • Spiller High Life
  • Football is my Forte
  • The Luckness Monster
  • MayTheForteBeWithYou
  • Charles in Charge — Jamaal!
  • Montee Ball So Hard
  • Eiferted inMy Shorts
  • Here’s my #, call me Brady
  • The 12th Man Replacements
  • DeMarco Polo
  • Vernon Equinox
  • Yo Adrian
  • The Immaculate Collection — Pittsburgh fans love this one!
  • Scared Hitless
  • Built Bradford Tough
  • Game of Jones
  • Pete Carol’s Bubble Gum
  • Tough Luck
  • NewMarshallInChitown
  • The Foles Position
  • WD-Forte
  • A River Runs Suh It
  • system of downing
  • Stafford Cardinals — A play on Detroit’s QB and the college in California
  • Da Bears
  • I Should’ve Been a Cowboy
  • Who Framed Rodgers Rabbit?
  • Kevin White Walker
  • Every Kiss Begins with Clay
  • RGIII With A Healthy Knee
  • Golden Taint
  • No Country 4 Big Ben
  • America’s Fantasy Team — Take the high road.
  • Ryan’s Hope
  • Sproles Royce
  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Skrtels
  • The Cesc Pistols
  • Belicheck yourself before you wreck yourself
  • Straight Cash Homey — How Randy Moss pays his bills.
  • NowYouLacyNowYouDont
  • The Goodell, the Bad and the Ugly
  • The Calvinists — Megatron followers
  • De More DeMaryius
  • My Favorite Marshawn
  • Boy Named Suh
  • Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer
  • Club Foot
  • Jumping for Jordy
  • Foles Rush In
  • The Bridgewater Connection
  • ABC, Easy as RG3 — Add “with a new knee” for bonus points.
  • Lotsa Luck
  • no Mutch Moore
  • RG3PO
  • Boldins’NoResrvtions
  • InstaGraham
  • Victory, It’s easy as RGIII
  • WhatWould JonesDrew?
  • 1.21 JJ Watts
  • Armed Rodgery
  • Brady’s Bunch
  • Storm my Cassell
  • Insane Clowney Posse
  • Mannone actimel
  • Gotta Catch Jamaal
  • Matty Ice and Easy — Matt Ryan = Matty Ice
  • Charles Schaub
  • Romophobics
  • You Kaepernick the Future
  • Bye Week (catch someone off guard)
  • Password is Taco — The League
  • Cruz Control
  • Dez of Your Life
  • Wham Bam Thank U Cam
  • Chamakh My Bitch Up
  • Cam I Am
  • Newton’sLawsofMotion
  • Ryan Matthews 28:18
  • That’s my Forte
  • The Hurt Locker
  • Just say Ben
  • USankeyMyBattleship
  • Julio think you’re fooling?
  • Lamblows
  • The Real McCoy
  • The Waiver Wire
  • ThsGiovani’sAKnockin
  • Natural Born Thrillers
  • Demaryius Targaryen
  • Flaccoroni and Cheese
  • Orton Hears A Who
  • AlredMorris&theTime
  • Dez Dispenser
  • Cry me a Rivers
  • Lombardi’s Sensei — Sensei = Japanese for instructor or teacher (usually martial arts)
  • Game of End Zones — Mandatory “Game of Thrones” reference
  • Mile High Messiahs
  • Packer Backers
  • Momma, don’t let you babies grow up to be Cowboys
  • Stafford Infection
  • Not To Schaubby
  • Won’t get Foles Again
  • The Blair Walsh Project
  • Hold my Percy, Dear
  • You’ve entered the Red Zone
  • Spiller Me Timbers
  • Corn Cobb Pipe
  • Mile High Manning
  • Smells Like Dyer Spirit
  • You emBoldin Me
  • Russell and Flow
  • Dumb and Dumervil
  • Geno’s Dirty Sanchez
  • The Never-ending Torrey (Torrey Smith)
  • Eat, drink and DeMaryius
  • Odell No!
  • Manziel on Fire
  • Pop Jacquizz
  • The Last Januzaj
  • Matt Ryan’s Express
  • King of the North
  • Luckness Monster
  • Points r Us
  • Taking you to the Woodhead
  • Jordy is the new Jirdy
  • Blount Rushmore
  • Touchdownalotamus — Annoy other owners by making them use 6 syllables for one word.
  • Saved by Le’Bell
  • Russell Sprouts
  • Forte Shades of Grey
  • Eli is calling
  • Mr. Rodgers Neighborhood
  • Houston: we have a touchdown!
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Cutlet Playdate
  • Tickle Me, Al-Mo
  • King Charles
  • LounginInDJacquizzi
  • Me and Julio down by the school yard — With apologies to Paul Simon
  • Manning of Steel
  • Bridge over Troubled Waters
  • Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
  • Odell’s Bells
  • Emperor ofthe Desean
  • Ingram of coke
  • Kings of the Cassel — You might need a Bridgewater name as a backup.
  • Dez Pispenser
  • Roddy or not, here I come
  • Forgetting Brandon Marshall — Still a favorite
  • The Touchdown Factory
  • Green Eggs & MikeSam
  • Teach me how to Dougie — Doug Martin, where are thou?
  • When in Romo…
  • Corn on the Schaub
  • Lambeau Leapers
  • Sherman’s Handshake
  • Suh’s your daddy now?
  • Lynch Mob
  • Forte-yard Dash — Matt Forte, Drew Brees and Tom Brady may have the most versatile surnames for branding a team.
  • Here’s Johnny
  • Wallace and Grabbit
  • Mason Crosby, Nash, Stills and Young — ok, it’s a reach.
  • The Cutler Did It — Any Clue fans out there?
  • Backfields and McCoys
  • A Dingo ate my Brady — A Seinfeld tribute to New England’s favorite son.
  • Matty, Ice, Ice Baby
  • May God have Percy on your goal
  • Singin’ in the Dwayne
  • Football Cheesus — Go Pack Go!
  • Omaha Manning — Peyton’s favorite audible, “Omaha, Omaha”
  • Frosted Flaccos
  • Titletown TDs
  • GuardiansOfTheGaLACY
  • Romo wasn’t built in a day
  • The Untouchables
  • Johnny Backup
  • 12thMan’s 12AngryMen
  • DeMaryius Targaryen
  • Catch it like Beckham
  • PromNight@T.Y.Hilton
  • Not my Forte
  • ThatsAClowenyQBro
  • Corn on the Cobb
  • StephenJacksonWaxOff
  • He’s the Manning
  • JamaalCharlesNCharge
  • Harder Better Foster Stronger
  • WholeWoodheadTaller
  • The White Welkers
  • Bortles Kombat
  • Call me Shady
  • Shooting the Brees
  • Manziel in Distress
  • The Unsullied
  • Harvin a Bad Time
  • Colin Keep or Pick
  • Jimmy Graham Crackers
  • Zac Attack
  • Odell’s Kitchen
  • Mystic Rivers
  • The Dwayne Bowe Connection
  • You Don’t Bowe
  • Will you Mariota Me?
  • Sankey-s to Victory
  • The Playbook of Eli
  • What would Jones-Drew?
  • Cam ‘n Gravy
  • Motown Megatrons
  • Roger Rodgers
  • Breaston Show
  • Fourth and Lynch’s
  • One Crabtree Hill
  • Mother of Dragons — Game of Thrones names play well in Fantasy Football
  • EverydayI’mRussellin
  • As Luck would have it
  • Slob on my Cobb
  • Desean Also Rises
  • Forte Shades of Gray
  • The Goodell Boy’s Club
  • The Boldin The Beautiful
  • Aaron it Out — Rodger that.
  • Thrift Schaub
  • ArianFosterthePeople
  • Sacks in the City
  • Kaepern Crunch
  • Power is Measured in JJ Watts
  • Orton hears a Who
  • Blount Force Trauma

 

 

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