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Soccer Puns 2017

 

  • What's the difference between England and a Tea Bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
  • It is very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing.
  • Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.
  • I will never accept defeat;
  • Sometimes it’s not how GOOD you are, but how BAD you want it
  • Make your competitive juices overcome your excuses
  • You can’t be as good as, you have to be better than
  • A couple more Torres the roof!
  • It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
  • Demand respect or expect defeat
  • What do Chelsea and US Navy have in common? They both spent 50mil on a sub.
  • But only the love can make you a player.
  • What's the difference between England and an albatross? An albatross has got two decent wings.
  • I will always place the Team first;
  • No Train No Gain
  • Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.
  • Play Hard, Get Dirty, Have Fun.
  • No Pain No Gain.
  • Practice doesn’t make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect
  • Lets kick some balls!
  • If you don’t got guts don’t play the game.
  • What soccer players need: a good kick in the grass!
  • Our goal is stopping yours.
  • Talk with your feet, play with your heart
  • Fuchs her right in Debuchy
  • Every play every day
  • The greatest game you can win is won within.
  • A team above all. Above all a team.
  • Kicking and running while looking stunning
  • This is how we roll
  • Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now
  • “I can’t do it” never yet accomplished anything – “I will try” has performed miracles.
  • Heading to the top.
  • Our Goal is Stopping Yours
  • What is the difference between Bill Clinton and England striker Wayne Rooney? Clinton can score.
  • Why do soccer players do so well in math? They know how to use their heads.
  • Never let good enough, Be enough!
  • Why is a bad soccer team like an old bra? It has no cups and very little support.
  • Ya Gotta Believe
  • Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of.
  • Never let good enough BE enough!
  • Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score
  • The pride you gain is worth the pain
  • You are confined only by the walls you build yourself
  • Be sure to vote for your favorite.
  • Futbol: The Beautiful Game
  • What’s harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath!
  • Make good habits and they will make you.
  • Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones.
  • Name three football clubs that contain swear words? Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.
  • Alive and Kickin’
  • Why did the soccer ball quit the team? She was tired of being kicked around.
  • Bringing out the best in each other!
  • the credit.
  • There is no glory in practice, but without practice, there is no glory…
  • Hustle and heart set us apart
  • Reaching high keeps a man on his toes.
  • Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success
  • The fans can make you famous.
  • If you’re not playing with all your heart, someone else is, and when you meet her, she’ll win.
  • Some dream about goals – we make ’em
  • Good. Better. Best.
  • All it takes is all you’ve got
  • How do athletes stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
  • Soccer players have one goal.
  • Mind Over Mata
  • There is no limit to what can be accomplished when nobody cares who gets
  • 7 days without soccer makes one weak.
  • Some dream about goals…we make em!
  • We kick it where it counts.
  • Whatever it takes
  • It takes balls to play soccer.
  • Inter Yournan is a classic
  • A bad place to be is between me and the ball.
  • Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
  • United we play, United we win
  • There’s no traffic on the extra mile
  • Be prepared! “If only” are the famous last words of those who weren’t.
  • Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door.
  • On front: We’re Going To Win
  • The harder you work, the harder it is to lose.
  • Actions speak louder than coaches
  • Offense sells tickets, Defense wins championships
  • Bekham who?
  • Soccer: The Beautiful Game
  • Play like you’re in first; train like you’re in second
  • It’s what you do before the season starts that makes you a champion.
  • Out Hustle, Out Work, Out Think, Out Play.
  • dedication + motivation = success
  • If it’s meant to be, it’s up to me.
  • Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
  • On back: So Coach Doesn’t Lose His Job
  • Actions speak louder than coaches.
  • Soccer: Live it and Love it
  • Play like a Champion Today
  • What do you get if you see a Germany fan buried up to his neck in sand? More sand
  • Intensity is not a perfume!
  • If its gotta be, it starts with me
  • The price of greatness is responsibility.
  • Everyone should have a goal to conquer. I believe I’ll conquer yours.
  • Championships are won at practice
  • The will to win is not nearly so important as the will to prepare to win.
  • A contract can make you rich.
  • A kick in the Grass.
  • Whatever your 100% looks like, give it
  • We know how to score.
  • Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgment, and poor execution.
  • For the love of the Game.
  • Look up, get up, but never give up
  • Practice winning every day
  • Win The Last Game
  • We play the field until we score.
  • Win the Day
  • Get your Kicks
  • It’s not how your start, but how you finish
  • Unfinished Business
  • Talk with your feet. Play with your heart.
  • Don’t go through life without goals.
  • Winners in life don’t always win; they just don’t give up.
  • soccer isn’t JUST a game anymore, It’s a lifestyle.
  • We Are Family
  • I will never quit
  • Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes.
  • Alive and kickin’.
  • Eat, Sleep, Play Soccer.
  • I got a kick out of this.
  • Sweat makes the green grass grow.
  • To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped.
  • Practice, practice, practice
  • Our Blood, Our sweat, Your Tears!
  • What is the difference between Portugal and the bermuda triangle? The bermuda triangle has three points.
  • Let The Feet Do The Talking.
  • Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.
  • One team One dream
  • Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard
  • Refuse to Lose
  • Best in the Field
  • Go after your goals
  • Your mom called – you left your game at home
  • To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success.
  • Fast and Furious.
  • Winning is a habit, Success is a choice
  • When you play ball, leave it all
  • Life’s a soccer ball. Can you kick it?
  • Heart is the difference between those who attempt and those who achieve
  • Why should you not play sports in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs!
  • All Out, All Game, All Season
  • Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
  • Can’t should never be in an athletes vocabulary.
  • No one is a failure until they stop trying.
  • Our goal is stopping yours
  • Defeat isn’t bitter if you don’t swallow it.
  • Some want it to happen, Some wish it would happen, Others make it happen.
  • Soccer, it’s in my blood.
  • Heading to the Top
  • We do it for the Kicks.
  • It’s good to have goals
  • Defense wins
  • Unity in Adversity
  • Sweat makes the green grass grow
  • If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?
  • Bustin’ ours to kick yours.
  • Which soccer player has the biggest cleats? The one with the biggest feet.
  • It isn’t the hours you put in, but what you put in the hours.
  • Better to train than complain
  • 7 days without soccer makes one weak
  • You know you are truly dedicated to something when you lie about being hurt so no one will make you stop.
  • I will never leave a fallen teammate
  • It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
  • The true champion loses many battles before winning the war.
  • The press can make you a superstar.
  • Deeds not Words
  • I guess so. There's no Tevez about it.

 

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