Soccer Puns
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Soccer Puns
- What's the difference between England and a Tea Bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
- It is very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing.
- Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.
- I will never accept defeat;
- Sometimes it’s not how GOOD you are, but how BAD you want it
- Make your competitive juices overcome your excuses
- You can’t be as good as, you have to be better than
- A couple more Torres the roof!
- It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
- Demand respect or expect defeat
- What do Chelsea and US Navy have in common? They both spent 50mil on a sub.
- But only the love can make you a player.
- What's the difference between England and an albatross? An albatross has got two decent wings.
- I will always place the Team first;
- No Train No Gain
- Trample the weak, hurdle the dead.
- Play Hard, Get Dirty, Have Fun.
- No Pain No Gain.
- Practice doesn’t make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect
- Lets kick some balls!
- If you don’t got guts don’t play the game.
- What soccer players need: a good kick in the grass!
- Our goal is stopping yours.
- Talk with your feet, play with your heart
- Fuchs her right in Debuchy
- Every play every day
- The greatest game you can win is won within.
- A team above all. Above all a team.
- Kicking and running while looking stunning
- This is how we roll
- Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now
- “I can’t do it” never yet accomplished anything – “I will try” has performed miracles.
- Heading to the top.
- Our Goal is Stopping Yours
- What is the difference between Bill Clinton and England striker Wayne Rooney? Clinton can score.
- Why do soccer players do so well in math? They know how to use their heads.
- Never let good enough, Be enough!
- Why is a bad soccer team like an old bra? It has no cups and very little support.
- Ya Gotta Believe
- Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of.
- Never let good enough BE enough!
- Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So she could tie the score
- The pride you gain is worth the pain
- You are confined only by the walls you build yourself
- Be sure to vote for your favorite.
- Futbol: The Beautiful Game
- What’s harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath!
- Make good habits and they will make you.
- Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones.
- Name three football clubs that contain swear words? Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Man Utd.
- Alive and Kickin’
- Why did the soccer ball quit the team? She was tired of being kicked around.
- Bringing out the best in each other!
- the credit.
- There is no glory in practice, but without practice, there is no glory…
- Hustle and heart set us apart
- Reaching high keeps a man on his toes.
- Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success
- The fans can make you famous.
- If you’re not playing with all your heart, someone else is, and when you meet her, she’ll win.
- Some dream about goals – we make ’em
- Good. Better. Best.
- All it takes is all you’ve got
- How do athletes stay cool during a game? They stand near the fans!
- Soccer players have one goal.
- Mind Over Mata
- There is no limit to what can be accomplished when nobody cares who gets
- 7 days without soccer makes one weak.
- Some dream about goals…we make em!
- We kick it where it counts.
- Whatever it takes
- It takes balls to play soccer.
- Inter Yournan is a classic
- A bad place to be is between me and the ball.
- Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
- United we play, United we win
- There’s no traffic on the extra mile
- Be prepared! “If only” are the famous last words of those who weren’t.
- Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door.
- On front: We’re Going To Win
- The harder you work, the harder it is to lose.
- Actions speak louder than coaches
- Offense sells tickets, Defense wins championships
- Bekham who?
- Soccer: The Beautiful Game
- Play like you’re in first; train like you’re in second
- It’s what you do before the season starts that makes you a champion.
- Out Hustle, Out Work, Out Think, Out Play.
- dedication + motivation = success
- If it’s meant to be, it’s up to me.
- Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
- On back: So Coach Doesn’t Lose His Job
- Actions speak louder than coaches.
- Soccer: Live it and Love it
- Play like a Champion Today
- What do you get if you see a Germany fan buried up to his neck in sand? More sand
- Intensity is not a perfume!
- If its gotta be, it starts with me
- The price of greatness is responsibility.
- Everyone should have a goal to conquer. I believe I’ll conquer yours.
- Championships are won at practice
- The will to win is not nearly so important as the will to prepare to win.
- A contract can make you rich.
- A kick in the Grass.
- Whatever your 100% looks like, give it
- We know how to score.
- Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgment, and poor execution.
- For the love of the Game.
- Look up, get up, but never give up
- Practice winning every day
- Win The Last Game
- We play the field until we score.
- Win the Day
- Get your Kicks
- It’s not how your start, but how you finish
- Unfinished Business
- Talk with your feet. Play with your heart.
- Don’t go through life without goals.
- Winners in life don’t always win; they just don’t give up.
- soccer isn’t JUST a game anymore, It’s a lifestyle.
- We Are Family
- I will never quit
- Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes.
- Alive and kickin’.
- Eat, Sleep, Play Soccer.
- I got a kick out of this.
- Sweat makes the green grass grow.
- To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped.
- Practice, practice, practice
- Our Blood, Our sweat, Your Tears!
- What is the difference between Portugal and the bermuda triangle? The bermuda triangle has three points.
- Let The Feet Do The Talking.
- Losers quit when they’re tired. Winners quit when they’ve won.
- One team One dream
- Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard
- Refuse to Lose
- Best in the Field
- Go after your goals
- Your mom called – you left your game at home
- To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success.
- Fast and Furious.
- Winning is a habit, Success is a choice
- When you play ball, leave it all
- Life’s a soccer ball. Can you kick it?
- Heart is the difference between those who attempt and those who achieve
- Why should you not play sports in the jungle? There are too many cheetahs!
- All Out, All Game, All Season
- Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
- Can’t should never be in an athletes vocabulary.
- No one is a failure until they stop trying.
- Our goal is stopping yours
- Defeat isn’t bitter if you don’t swallow it.
- Some want it to happen, Some wish it would happen, Others make it happen.
- Soccer, it’s in my blood.
- Heading to the Top
- We do it for the Kicks.
- It’s good to have goals
- Defense wins
- Unity in Adversity
- Sweat makes the green grass grow
- If winning isn’t everything, why do they keep score?
- Bustin’ ours to kick yours.
- Which soccer player has the biggest cleats? The one with the biggest feet.
- It isn’t the hours you put in, but what you put in the hours.
- Better to train than complain
- 7 days without soccer makes one weak
- You know you are truly dedicated to something when you lie about being hurt so no one will make you stop.
- I will never leave a fallen teammate
- It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
- The true champion loses many battles before winning the war.
- The press can make you a superstar.
- Deeds not Words
- I guess so. There's no Tevez about it.
