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  • Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
  • Don’t worry about the map…we’ll show you the way!
  • Slower traffic keep right.
  • Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up.
  • May the fourth be with you
  • We Are Family
  • Smile, Only $37.40 To Go!
  • To show good sportsmanship, please refrain from making little racecar noises as you pass your fellow opponents.
  • D's Are Your Motivation
  • Respect All, Fear None
  • Some wish it would happen,
  • Run Like You Stole Something
  • We’ve got a bad case of the runs.
  • Pass them, don’t pace them
  • Don't Stop 'Til U Get Enough
  • That Fuel Belt Makes Your Butt Look Great
  • If you can read this, we’re just warming up
  • 7 days without running makes one weak
  • Our warm up is your workout
  • New to the course? Follow us. We’ll show you the way.
  • Championships are won at practice
  • Life is short. Running makes it seem longer.
  • I’m not an easy catch
  • May the course be with you.
  • My Sport Is Your Sport’s Punishment
  • Champions Train, Losers Complain
  • Pass them, don’t pace them
  • Deeds not Words
  • The faster you run, the quicker you get done.
  • Don’t worry about the map. We’ll show you the way!
  • That's What She Said
  • This was at the 2013 Disneyland Half Marathon. The thing is, I kept smelling bacon – just could't find it!
  • Champions are made in practice
  • Run Forrest Run
  • Practice, practice, practice
  • Trample the Weak! Hurdle the Dead!
  • Believe & Achieve
  • Dang it! My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today but then I saw you!
  • Cross Country: We are training to run, not running to train.
  • The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
  • Eat. Run. Sleep. Repeat.
  • Good. Better. Best.
  • Dedication + motivation = success
  • I hope there’s a fireman around, ’cause you’re smokin’ fast!
  • Somewhere in The World Someone’s Training When You Are Not. When You Race Him, He Will Win.
  • No time outs, no half times, no substitutions. Cross Country, the only true sport
  • Some call it obsessive compulsive. We call it Cross Country.
  • Run long, run strong, run with pride, with every stride.
  • Ryan Gosling Is Waiting
  • My cross country shoes have more miles than your car
  • There's A Zombie Behind You!
  • Running is the feeling of someone pushing you from behind…and realizing it’s you.
  • I am not sure if it was this run or you that just took my breath away.
  • You can’t be as good as, you have to be better than
  • Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
  • Some have hopes and dreams. We’ve got ways and means!
  • The road to hell is paved. Run Cross Country!
  • Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
  • Ya Gotta Believe
  • Attitude is everything!
  • May the course be with you
  • Cross Country was invented so water would taste good
  • You ask me why I run? The same reason I breathe.
  • Will run for food
  • We don’t yield to pedestrians
  • Hustle, hit and never quit
  • Refuse to Lose
  • If you’re not the lead dog, the view remains the same.
  • Do you know karate? ‘Cause you have a great finishing kick!
  • I Wanna Go Fast
  • Running begins not with the feet but with the mind.
  • Cross Country Slogans for Shirts
  • "I'm an experienced trail runner, I usually trail everybody.
  • In a world of give and take, give what it takes.
  • Where were you at five a.m.?
  • It’s not how good I am, it’s how good I can be.
  • Run for your life!
  • My love for you is like an ultra-marathon. It goes on and on.
  • Why is everyone chasing me?
  • Marathon Finish
  • If you can read this, thank your cross country coach
  • Champions train, endure pain, and never complain
  • Run!
  • There is no bench in cross country
  • Excuse me… Do these shorts make me look fast?
  • No time limit…no speed limit…no dream limit.
  • Dude, Run!
  • Shut up and Keep up
  • My name is Garmin. Will you take me running every day?
  • Run far, run fast, and run hard!
  • Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)
  • Champions are made when no one is watching
  • Don't Poop Yourself
  • If I’m going to run cross country, I’m going to start with a small country.
  • All it takes is all you’ve got.
  • I will do today what you won’t, so tomorrow I can do what you can’t.
  • There is no limit to what can be accomplished when nobody cares who gets
  • Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success
  • Go Hard or Go Home!
  • Winning is a habit, Success is a choice
  • Everybody finishes…some just sooner than others.
  • There’s no such thing as an off season
  • It’s a trail if I say it is…
  • No one ever drowned in sweat.
  • Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
  • Look up, get up, but never give up
  • Love hills and they will love you back.
  • What’s your PR (Personal Record)? If you go out with me, you will be mine!
  • Cross country: One hill of a sport!
  • A team above all. Above all a team.
  • Heat, hills, fast pace…Deal with it!
  • If it was easy, everyone would do it
  • You run faster than my nose in allergy season!
  • No time for Walken
  • Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard
  • We’ve got more legs than a bucket of chicken.
  • The faster you run, the quicker you get done
  • You can stop chasing your dreams. I am right here.
  • Make a run for it.
  • Funny Cross Country Slogans
  • the credit.
  • All Out, All Game, All Season
  • Motivational Cross Country Slogans
  • Cross Country — All it takes is All you’ve got
  • All it takes is all you’ve got
  • Others make it happen.”
  • Cross Country — It’s not how fast you run, but how long you run fast.
  • If its gotta be, it starts with me
  • Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.
  • Whatever it takes
  • I Like Pig Butts and I Cannot Lie
  • More Cross Country Sayings
  • Mortuary Ahead. Look Alive!
  • Practice winning every day
  • Play like a Champion Today
  • There Is No Glory in Practice, but Without Practice There Is No Glory
  • There’s no traffic on the extra mile
  • When I log my run in my journal today, it will say I ran 10 miles with my future wife/husband.
  • Unity in Adversity
  • Why are all these people following me?
  • When it comes to love I am in it for the long run. Want to join me?
  • Cross Country is one hill of a sport
  • I Hear There Is Bacon
  • The gun goes off. I am the bullet.
  • Never let good enough BE enough!
  • It hurts a lot less when you win.
  • Intensity is not a perfume!
  • The only thing you want when you reach the finish line.
  • When your legs get tired, run with your heart
  • It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
  • Erin Go Bragh
  • No refs, out-of-bounds- fouls, or benchwarmers. Cross Country— It’s not a game.
  • Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
  • To run fast, you must run fast.
  • Hustle and heart set us apart
  • Slow down? Yeah right!
  • Our endurance comes from training, but the good looks are natural.
  • You run like DSL. How can I get high-speed access?
  • When I race, my mind is full of doubts…”Who will come in second? Who will come in third?”
  • Some want it to happen,
  • It’s rude to count people you pass…out loud.
  • Our sport is your sport’s punishment
  • Cross country is about where you’re going and who you left behind.
  • Ain’t No Stoppin’ Us Now
  • I Came Here...
  • Run Faster! We Have Banjos
  • Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, would you mind if I ran with you?
  • Your voice is so beautiful, you make fartleks sound appealing.
  • Kick grass!
  • Bringing out the best in each other!
  • Live to run, run to live.
  • My super power is running. What’s yours?
  • Out hustle, out work, out think, out play, out last
  • Chafing the Dream
  • Practice doesn’t make perfect, perfect practice makes perfect
  • Run like your hair is on fire
  • Demand respect or expect defeat
  • Go hard or go home!
  • Run Like There's a Hot Guy in Front of You...
  • Cross Country: Finally golf courses have a real use.
  • Cross Country — Everything else is just a game.
  • Finish lines are just another reminder to stop.
  • On a scale of 1 -10 you are a 26.2!
  • Race with the best or run with the rest.