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The MindBenders

The Heat Coming Off Lebron's Cleveland Steamer Is Something To Witness

My Boyfriend Can't Remember My Birthday, But He Can Remember Bilbo Baggins

Master Minds

My Other Outfit is a Onesie 

Chechnyan Moonshine

Keep Calm And Get A New Catchphrase

Bruce Willis Is a Ghost and Batman Dies at the End. Also, Gweneth Paltrow's Head Is in the Box

Since the World Cup is over can we stop pretending to care about soccer for 4 more years

Touched by an Uncle

Octothorpe Hashtag

Milwaukee Beer Bistro

Quizmaster Ross pees sitting down

O'Lydias 

If you think your mum is good at wrestling you should see her box

Mulligans Irish Pub

Lightning Cat and the Thunder Ferrets

Monica Loves “Clinton-Dix”

Drakes on a plane

Titletown Brewing Co. 

I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse Cock

Derek Zoolander's team of people who look good and want to read good too

Milwaukee Brat House 

Tea Pigs

Rasping Health Lords

Big Fact Hunt

Names are for Tombstones

I Learned Everything I Need To Know About Earthquakes From Watching Saved By The Bell

We should go to Rio. I hear it is easy to score on Brazillians

Handsfree Lightsabres

We're Ghana soccer it to yah! 

O'Lydias

Ninja Death Squad

Pure Roasters

Mel Gibson: Off Danny Glover’s Christmas Card List

Smartinis

I Like It When Isis Was Just Shazam's Girlfriend

Large Lybia Lodged in my Larynx 

Bright Sparks

The Only Duck Dynasty That Matters Is Emilio Estevez's Mighty Ducks

McGillycuddy's

Tony Stewert's Drivers Ed

You sound like you're from London 

Camp Bar

Quizteam-a Aguilera

We nominate the Titanic for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge... actually just the poor people

Teachers Rule, Bullies Drool!!!

Uncles With Benefits

I like my women the way i like my rum, Puerto Rican and full of coke

Crouching Women Hidden Cucumber

Largest Panhandle In The US?...My Dick 

It's also called a banana kick

Your Jokes Suck Like A Bag Of Flesh Colored Dicks. That Are Short 

Do I get Banned Next Week if I Bite the Quizmaster?

Miller Time Pub 

Is Mike Hunt Here?

Pirates Cos We Arrr

Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dog’s Dead

Scream if you wanna go faster

Jack's American Pub 

2 Girls, 1 Quiz.... never a good idea!!

Google United

Went to Ferguson On Vacation...it was a Riot!

My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date

Halal, is it Meat you're looking for? 

The Gentleman's Throbbing Chomper

We Figured Out Why Tampons Have Strings....So You Can Floss After Eating!!

The Hotch Spot 

A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

Black Cock Down

William Hung Like A Horse 

The Wise Quackers

Who Let The Mom's Out? 

Busta Hymen and the Penetrators

Titanic Was The First Ice Water Challenge 

I Just Won the Cum Bucket Challenge 

Pants in a Jar

Brazil did NAZI that coming

Thank God We Don't Have To Worry About Soccer Anymore And We Can Spend All Of Our Time Focusing On LeBron

My Harry Potter Has Hogwarts

J - O

Ross's "Test"icles

Ebola? I hardly know her 

The Floyd Mayweather School for Adults Who Can't Read Good

Smart Alecs

Aussie Aussie Aussie

Cunning Linguists

Depressed Teachers Going Back to School, Happy Parents 

I Am Not A Doctor But I'll Take A Look Anyway

Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe

Sanka yo dead? Yeah mon, because I'm Jamaican me crazy

I'll tell you what my largest organ is

Milwaukee Brat House

Gadaffi Duck

The Tiny Blumpkins

Quiz All Over Your Face

The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating Bitches

The Ham Hock Massive

Everything I learned about sex, I learned at the Neverland Ranch

Shrimp linguine and a porno; just kidding, it's chicken linguine

New Berlin Ale House

It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow

Dr Crack’s Face Splash

Cervix Bruisers

Les Quizarables

We Nominate Lou Gehrig for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up

Abu Hamza's Sock Puppets

Honeymonsters

Our 4th Man is in Labour

Raped by Dolphins

Sally Gunnel’s Cameltoe 

A beautiful place to put your face

Pergina Flush Information

Andre The Giant Bag of Dicks

Stephen Hawking’s Football Boots 

How Many Goals Can Germany Score? A Brazillion!

No Brians

Aaand Boom Goes the Dynamite

I Have Play-Doh in My Pants - Let's Make Something Out of It

Tim Howard

Fuzzy Dunlops

Corpus Christi College Cambridge

I Wanna Go Camping. I Hear The Sex Is In Tents

We're only here for the free water

Digital Playground Presents Moses Parting The Red Sea Starring Ron Jeremy

Inferiority Complex

Lovestainz

Agatha Quiztie

Muhammad is All Our First Names

Multiple Scorgasms

Hit It N' Quiz It

I Once Wrestled An Anaconda for An Hour…Then I Realized I Was Masturbating

Hairy Salamanders

Shart-Nado

Edward Penishands

Meth Lab Einsteins

Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming

We Got 99 Problems and this Quiz is at the top of the list

Wings or Porn – Either Way You Have a Mess On Your Hands

Loaded Slate 

Red Rock Saloon

We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a Penis

I could have scored against Brazil today

Peewee Herman's favorite movie theatre

What do you mean: We're not Ghana win 

Doin’ Stuff In The Back

The way you ask those questions makes me want to quiz all over

Shaktar Senseless

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Golden Giraffes

The Cunning Stunts

Loaded Slate

Quizteama Aguilera

Fringe Ninjas

Mildred Bicep

Colors That End in Urple

Argentina looked good in the 1978 World Cup, but 2014 was Messi

On a Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Love Kids?

Quizzly Bears

Queefer Sutherland

It's Screech, Mr. Powers if you're nasty

Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box

Trivia Newton John

What's White and Salty and All Over My Face? Camp Popcorn

Inter Yer Maw 

Village Idiots

Derka Sherpa Derka Jihad

It's National Hot Dog Day - Put a Weiner in your Mouth

If Christopher Walken Ran For President He Would Win

Quiz in My Pants

Mind Bogglers

What's The Difference Between A G-Spot And A Golf Ball? Guys Will Look For A Golf Ball For 20 Minutes 

Hugo Boss: Making Nazi's Look Good Since 1936

Just the tip --- a game nobody wins

Three Lions Pub 

Hot Carl Asked Me For a Rusty Trombone! 

The Simple Minds

Ferguson Tear Gas Challenge for ALS 

When The Red River Flows Take The Dirt Road

Not Raol Moateley Funny

I’ll be the Pig!

Having a Belt with Robin Williams (What? Too Soon?) 

Team "Help me, a bird pooped on my boobs!"

You Nazi Be Kidding Me

No means yes, yes means anal

We Couldn't Think of a Name, So We Just Drew an Erect Profile Penis

Are Those Real Or Fake

Michael Barrymore's Swimteam

Tequila Mockingbird

5 Heads are Better than 1

E=MC Hammer

Better Late Than Pregnant

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: Ground Up and In The Freezer

St. Francis Brewery

Robin Williams, Hanging Out

Nicolet's Varsity Football Team

Quizlamic Extremists

Stephen Hawking's School of Dance

Mindreaders

Frankly my dear I don't give a...

Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs

The Titanic: Ice Bucket Challenge Champion

Why the Hell Isn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger the Host of ‘To Catch a Predator’?

Surgeon Stole my Sandwich

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There's Quizz in me eye! :(

What Has 9 Arms And Sucks? Def Leppard

Pat Butcher’s Muff

Texas Holdems

Trivia, the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

Mr T’s Favourite Yoghurt

Our Couch Pulls Out, but We Don't

Free Thinkers

The Brown Fingered Baker who Kneaded a Shite 

Quizteam Aguilera

On a Mission Without Permission

What's The Ice Bucket Challenge?

Quiz On Your Face

Sometimes when I puke, I schlitz 

Tony Stewart's Greatest Hits

Rehab Is for Quitters

Fat kids always win at See-Saw / Fat kids shouldn't play See-Saw

Camouflage Condoms...she didn't see us coming

We drew a Hitler moustache on Charlie Caplin & we're pretty sure that's right now

Dial M for Muthafocker

John Wiles Booth - The Show Stopper

Quiz all over her face

We Know Nothing John Snow

Monged up Ginger Cocksplash

For The Second Time In History, Thousands Of Germans Have Gone Into Hiding In Brazil

Riverwest Filling Station 

Ravage Squirrels

BFFFFFFF Stands for Best F!cking Fantastic Fabulous Foreign French Friend Forever

The Delicate Sound of Hunger

Cafe Centraal

My Birth Control Blocks More Shots Than Brazil

Tax Evasion Cruel Anal Invasion 

Les Quizerables

There's Always Money in the Banana Stand!

Gaza Stripperz

Straight outta Wiscompton

Spooning Leads to Forking

Chesty, Tubby, Burpy, Deafy, Hickey, Weasy, and Awful 7 Strippers

We nominate the entire bar for the Schlitz Bucket Challenge #drinkupbitches

The Hotch Spot

Beer Makes Smart

Cafe Hollander

Excessive Consumption May Have Laxative Effects

How many goals did Germany score against Brazil? A Brazillian

Who needs sex when you have beer

Penguin Parade

Secretary of Defense, Tim Howard

Another Night When Nobody Came but Me

My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem

Tim Howard Saved My Balls

Universally Challenged

Did Brazil's loss hurt more than getting a Brazillian

Fixture Brewing Company 

KFC customers are dicks 

Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver

Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable arm team

My balls are hairless because the Brazilians got waxed 

Queefmaster 

Quiztopher Quiztopherson

I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Floppy Horse Penis 

Dixie Normous

Three Lions Pub

Romo Wasn't Built in a Day but It Fell Apart in the 2nd Half

Two Cashews Were Walking Down The Street. One Was Indicted On Federal Racketeering Charges.

The Dirty Harry's 

Parcel of Rogues

Roger & Out

I'm no doctor, but I don't think 50,000 'likes' are gonna cure that kids cancer.

Hitlers Proof - Reader was a grammar Nazi

Jack's American Pub

I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading

Nine Inch Males

The B Sharps

The Quija Board gave us all the answers

Living in a Con-Dem Nation

Slut Fuzz Rhino

Norfolk and Chance

Chick Fil Atio

Brits don't go to the dentist

We Like to Come from Behind

Brass Monkey

We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20

Caffrey's Pub

Evel Rory

Legends of Filth

Barrymore’s Boys

When you say "Hiyah", are you saying hello? or are you speaking Ninja?

Silvio Berlusconi’s Wang Thatch 

I'm Going To be Pitching A Tent This Weekend...I'm Also Going Camping 

Ferret Juice

I’ve got a brand new Combine Harvester

The Smarties

I Really Need A Glass Of Water

Fox River House

The Tony Stewart School of Driving ... Now Hiring Volunteers for Traffic Cones 

The French are assholes

Darling Fuds of Gay

The Juice is on the loose; F*ck Bon Jovi!

Two Girls One World Cup

What's The Female Version Of A Cougar? Your Mom

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

I'll Carry Tim Howard's Balls Anyday!

My last relationship started because of a great blow job

In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One

Vlad the Impregnator

Salvador Deli (we're the surreal "deal") 

Pimpin' ain't breezy, but this patio sure it!

Your mom is so slutty not even Andy Dufresne would tunnel through her

Just kidding they're in first 

Anne Widdecombe's Vajazzle

Pinnochio's nose isnt the ONLY thing that grows when he's excited

Not in my hair!

Show me on the doll where he touched you

I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee...Without Someone Else's Dick In It

Let's get quiz-ical, quiz-ical ;) 

Watching Soccer is Like Watching Paint Dry

Whiskey Bar

John 'Trivia'olta & O'trivia' Newton-John

Two Bucks

Boys from Brazil got Blitzdrieged 

60% of the Time We Win Everytime!

Red Hot Trivia Peppers

Yir Maws Athletic

The British are cumming

America! - Best Team Name ever. If you don't agree, you're a terrorist

Let's Get Quizzical

Not even Tim Howard can save us from these answers

Barse Taff

Great Barrier Queef

I Had Cheese, But No Crackers. I Was Cracka Lackin'

Lebron To The Bucks!

Gelatinous Cuboids

But Seriously, This Isn't Speed Dating?

Beast (Assorted Numbers of The..)

Malaysian frequent flier miles for sale

Ryan Braun's Urine Supplier

Stephen Hawking's Twitter Account

We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar

Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club

Quizlamic State

The Last Time Germans Were World Champs Charles de Gaulle Had To Call In Uncle Sam To Clean Up Their Shit 

Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls

Nothing Says Literature Like "Twilight"......

Sometimes I'm high on drugs. The other times I'm asleep.

Fo' Shizzle My Quizzle

Love Sponge: Use Your Imagination

My last relationship ended because of a sad hand job 

The Highbury

The Wet Dream Catchers

Titletown Brewing Co.

The Quizzard of Oz

Handsfanny Cocksabres

Fixture Brewing Company

Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With

The Adventures of Captain Fanny and Optimus Cock

There Is No "I" In Rape Shack

Menace II Sobriety

Too Husky for Sandusky

Damp Desperados

HaHa Monica Loves Clinton-Dix

Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match

I Thought This Was Speed Dating

A squeaky train still sounds better than Miley Cyrus

Sofa King's Mart

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