Hockey Puns
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Hockey Puns
- Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard
- Which Nordique great has recurring ligament problems? Peter Spaz-knee!
- It isn’t the hours you put in, but what you put in the hours.
- Opposing coaches facing the Leafs in the 60s and 70s knew that Dave was the one to Keon.
- You must be Ilya Kovalchuk because you are outta my League!
- The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
- Hustle and heart set us apart
- Born to play hockey
- In Quebec they used to practise throwing the puck in the zone, and then sitting back to wait for a turnover. But eventually the players were criticized for this dump-and-chaise tactic.
- Life is Hockey, Hockey is Life
- My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
- Never let good enough BE enough!
- The coolest sport in the world
- Make your competitive juices overcome your excuses
- There is no limit to what can be accomplished when nobody cares who gets the credit.
- Gordie Howe hat trick: 1 goal, 1 assist & 1 fight
- A certain Leafs right-winger was sued by the Louisiana government. He was Owen N'awlins.
- Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity.
- Hey baby, let me be Brett Hull’s Skate and get up all in yo Crease
- Which legend lived in a shack? Was it Eddy? No, Ma-hovel-ich!
- Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
- The coddled superstar sat in the seats with the fans instead of on the bench with the team; for this, ironically enough, he was accused of grandstanding!
- Winning is a habit, Success is a choice
- Ok, now I'm Finnish. That was too good lol Good. Czech mate
- My other stick curves to the right.
- Some wish it would happen,
- Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
- Witness the Power
- Defense wins
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- 7 days without hockey makes one weak
- I will always place the Team first;
- Where do Danish players aim with the puck? Top kroner.
- I play daily, you play weakly
- In your case, NHL stands for Non-stop Happenin’ Lady.
- dedication + motivation = success
- Play like a Champion Today
- Unfinished Business
- Damn you! Victory feels good. How swede it is
- What's the sweetest moment in a hockey game? When they're icing the puck.
- To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped.
- 4 out of 5 dentists recommend hockey
- Can linesmen enter the Hall of Fame? Yes, because they decide who's HOFside.
- Deeds not words.
- You don’t have to be crazy to play hockey but it helps
- My kid cross checked your honor student
- OUT HUSTLE, OUT WORK, OUT THINK, OUT PLAY, OUT LAST
- Well if I can’t score, can I get an assist?
- Which front-office type is the most promiscuous? The general ménageur.
- Hahaha There's a pretty good chance that he's skating. In the Czech with his Czech buddies
- Demand respect or expect defeat
- In later years was the Great One in decline? Yes he was on the Wayne.
- What did they give former Flyers left-winger Brian when he successfully bulked up? Massive Propps.
- Some want it to happen,
- H: He's in the Czech Republic doing Czech republican things
- I think I'm out of puns. It's Benn a good run
- Let me show you that I’m good for more than just a one-timer.
- No one is a failure until they stop trying.
- A contract can make you rich.
- I will never quit;
- The fans can make you famous.
- You miss 100% of the shots you never take
- If its gotta be, it starts with me
- Those who prefer not to watch Coaches' Corner could never be accused of Cherry-picking.
- Which hulking left-winger could body-slam The Giant? Dave Andre-chuck.
- All things are difficult before they are easy.
- Lawl. With his Czech mix? Yup with his Czech mix. Are we Finnish with our puns?
- Why do referees always hurry to catch their next flight? Because it's "two minutes 'fore boarding!"
- What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
- Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones.
- It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
- Which rangy centre could cover the whole ice? Jean Umbrelliveau.
- Can I slip one past your goalie?
- Defeat isn’t bitter if you don’t swallow it.
- Opportunity may knock, but you must open the door.
- Teamwork Makes The Dream Work
- If there's a Tim Horton's chain, should there be a Lanny McDonald's? Or Doug Harvey's? And what about Ron's Francise?
- Hockey, the cool sport
- Hockey players wear numbers because you can’t always identify the body from dental records.
- Actions speak louder than coaches
- Take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor
- I could go on and on about Salming but I don't want to Borje.
- Where's the weak spot on a Scottish goalie? The fief hole.
- Make good habits and they will make you.
- The true champion believes in the impossible.
- When the defender was put in the box for spearing Jaromir Jagr, he complained "but it was only a poke-Czech!"
- I must be Clarkson because I’m falling for you.
- Can’t check this
- How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
- I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Lorain.
- My skateblade’s not the only thing made of steel.
- Smell my bag!
- Winners train, losers complain
- Bad habits are like a good bed – easy to get into but difficult to get out of.
- What about marek?
- Our blood, our sweat, your tears.
- Hockey: Making dentists rich since 1875
- A team above all. Above all a team.
- The harder you work, the harder it is to lose.
- Give blood, play hockey
- Hockey: 1/2 the game is mental; the other half is dental
- Every game counts
- Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
- Driver carries no cash – kids play hockey
- I can’t do it never yet accomplished anything – I will try has performed miracles.
- Fire in my heart and ice in my veins
- Intensity is not a perfume!
- You're Russian to conclusions, I might have to Czech you for that So you're gonna Czech me and Denmark me against the boards??
- Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgment, and poor execution.
- Sometimes it’s not how GOOD you are, but how BAD you want it
- The Montreal baseball team relocated to Tampa after being purchased by the Exposito bros.
- Victory comes to those who make the least mistakes.
- Pride, Passion and Power
- Keep calm and Bergeron
- The press can make you a superstar.
- Please don’t feed the goalie
- Never let it rest, until your good is better and your better is best.
- After the Moroccan scored a Hat-trick, the players gathered for the fez-off.
- Good. Better. Best.
- Which Finn is like a hotdog on the ice? Teemu Salami.
- Refuse to Lose
- Others make it happen.
- Hockey: Just Add Ice
- Soviet goaltenders got their hair cut at Vladislav's Tress-shack.
- I will never leave a fallen teammate
- I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.
- Practice winning every day
- The refs kept calling interference, even though goalmouth incidents were in de-crease.
- Heart is the difference between those who attempt and those who achieve
- Our goal is to deny yours
- We will have to do this Seguin - We can't do it on a Daley basis though.
- What trophy does a stay-at-home defencemen win? The Snorris!
- It’s what you do before the season start that makes a champion.
- What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
- Championships are won at practice
- Reaching high keeps a man on his toes.
- It is very hard to win when your thoughts turn to losing.
- I will never accept defeat;
- Fast and Furious.
- Sweat plus Sacrifice equals Success
- I’ve been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
- Got Stick?
- Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
- Hockey with Heart
- If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden cup made popular by Jock Plank?
- Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise box!
- Practice, practice, practice
- Did Cyclops the X-man play hockey? Yes, he enjoyed lasing up the skates.
- Sweat more in preparation, bleed less in battle
- Our team, our town
- Winners in life don’t always win; they just don’t give up.
- Hockey = disorderly conduct where the score is kept
- Offense sells tickets, Defense wins championships
- To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success.
- Whatever it takes
- All it takes is all you’ve got
- But only the love can make you a player.
- Who's got a penchant for spearing? Pronger!
- The true champion loses many battles before winning the war.
- The price of greatness is responsibility.
- If you can’t play nice – play hockey
- The greatest game you can win is won within.
- Hustle, hit and never quit
- There’s no traffic on the extra mile
- Which Oiler great had a soft spot for Indian food? Jari Curry.
- Play like you’re in first; train like you’re in second
- Which Habs great once worked as a janitor? Broom-Broom Geoffrion.
- Be prepared! If only are the famous last words of those who weren’t.
- The will to win is not nearly so important as the will to prepare to win.
- We came to play
- Which LA King was the total package? Parcel Dionne.
- Even if injuries end it prematurely, Paul's had a good Kariya.
- Don’t go through life without goals
- Respect All, Fear None
- I said, ‘Would you like a PUCK?’
