Funny Random Things to Say in a Conversation - Top Names

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• I tried to be normal once… worst two minutes of my entire life
• Pobody’s nerfect!
• If you were a booger, I’d pick you first
  
• Just text someone a random word and see what happens
• Whatever is eating you must be really hungry
• The problem was he/she wanted a serious relationship, and I’m a funny girl/guy
• Do you eat other peoples finger nails?
• The next time someone thanks you for something, say, I’m going to hell so you don’t have to
• Try this: When you shake someone’s hand, jokingly say, I’m so glad you had the privilege of meeting me”
• Why are apartments called apartments when they are all stuck together?
• My parents moved around a lot when I was growing up, but I always found them
• In the middle of a positive conversation, interject, Now let’s talk about why I’m bitter
• I’m out of my mind… be back in five minutes!
  
• We place too much emphasis on the early bird's good luck and not enough on the early worm's bad luck
• People are like refrigerators: it’s what’s inside that matters
• Can vegetarians still eat animal crackers?
• Hi, I am (your name), but you can call me tomorrow!
• Every woman should marry an archeologist, because the older she gets, the more he'll love her
• Yours is a face that only a mother and a friend like me could love
• When everything in life is coming your way, you’re probably in the wrong lane
• If you lend someone money and never see them again, it was probably worth every penny
• If you suddenly die, I’d immediately travel around the world to search for the seven dragon balls
• A balanced diet simply means having cupcakes in each hand
• Send someone a text of a lottery ticket and tell them you just won $1,000,000
• Love must truly be blind because it can’t see me at all
• Go into a pet store and ask them if they have sloths for sale
• A cookie a day keeps your sadness away, but an entire jar of cookies a day brings it back
• Why aren’t shorts half the price of pants?
  
• I don't really need a hairstylist since my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning
• Organized people are those who are just too lazy to find their things
• If you can’t laugh at yourself, I can help you out
• I love that our easygoing friendship fits perfectly with my laziness
• Refusing to go to the gym is one of the best forms of resistance training
• It’s not that I totally trust you, I’m just feeling lazy today
• Whoever said you can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop!
• Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do
• An apple a day keeps the doctor away… if you throw it hard enough!
• Try this: Before you leave a room, say, I bid you farewell!
• Try this: Walk to the line for the nearest public bathroom and ask, So, they fixed this one? Thank God! I just changed into some dry clothes
• I am going to get my toe nail-pierced this Friday
  
• Whiteboards really are remarkable
• 6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down
• Barbie is so popular and yet, kids still buy friends for her
• If a market is well stocked, is it called the stock market?
• Of all the goofballs in the world, you are my favorite
• When you go to a public bathroom, put chocolate on your hands, reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper
• I’m not always hungry; sometimes I’m sleepy, too
• A bag of money can represent not only wealth, but also massive inflation
• I promise to step on your feet if you dance with me
• Try this: Call your friend and let them know you can’t talk right now
• As much as I would love to spend time with you every day, some days, I actually have stuff to do
• You should always knock before opening a fridge, just in case there's a salad dressing inside
• I had used up all of my sick leave, so I called in dead
• Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them
  
• Funny Things to Say to Your Friends
• My eye socket is warm
• If you think no one cares whether you're alive or dead, just skip a handful of credit card payments
• When a friend suggests going for coffee, say Don’t you know there’s a war on?”
• Is cardboard more board than card or more card than board?
• Everyone talks about the early bird’s good luck, but what about the early worm’s bad luck?
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not really sure
• A pessimist is someone who has spent too much time listening to optimists
• Try calling someone just to tell them you can’t talk right now
• When someone asks you a serious question, ponder for a moment, then reply, Cats don’t roller skate
• I’d like to help you out today, which way did you come in?
• A best friend is someone who clears your search history immediately after you die
• I'm so glad we have brown cows, otherwise there wouldn’t be any chocolate milk
• The next time you buy a donut, complain that there’s a hole in it
• Try ordering a pizza 15 minutes before New Year, and when it arrives, yell, You’re late! I ordered this a year ago!”
• You call me your best friend, but where the heck were you when my selfie only got 4 likes?
• Earth is like the insane asylum for the universe
• Except for a parking meter, change is inevitable
  
• Is there a connection between candy corn and corn nuts?
• Is a heart attack the same as an attack of the heart?
• If plan A fails, at least there are 25 more letters in the alphabet
• Send a text message to your phone number but increase the last digit by one (your text friend
• I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye
• Have you ever tried sleeping in water?
• I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it
• Running in place will get you nowhere fast
• When asked a question where you know the answer is yes, instead of saying yes, say Does the Pope wear a tall hat?”
• If hamburger meat makes a meatloaf, then laziness will make me-a-loaf
• If you butt dial a friend, send them a text that says, That was your final warning
• I tried rearranging the alphabet, but for some reason, the letters U and I would never separate
• My nipple is broken
• You are not someone I pretend not to see in public
• Answers are what we have to solve other people's problems
• Excuse my naivety… I was born at a very early age
• Common sense is like deodorant—the people who need it most never seem to use it
• I try to have an open mind, but my brain keeps falling out
  
• At the dinner table, when someone picks up a condiment, point at them and declare, That is for members only
• While ordering food at a restaurant, ask the server for their top two dishes they like (or that people or), then choose something completely different
• There’re many pessimists who got that way by investing in an optimist
• My tallest finger loves giving people standing ovations
• The rotation of Earth really makes my day
• Patience is a virtue, but I don’t want to wait
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
• Start a group text with random phone numbers and start talking about a serious problem you have
• When someone randomly changes the subject, shout, He’s at it again!”
• If you want to look thin and young, hang out with some fat old people
• If you really want to look young and thin then you should hang out around fat old people
• I can tell when people are being judgmental just by looking at them
• It’s funny how the cost of living is going up but the chance of living is going down
• I respect the opinion of everyone who agrees with me
• While ordering food at a restaurant, talk about not eating meat ever and then order a steak
• Can cars stop at a bus stop?
• Never play golf with a doctor who wears green socks
• LOL has gone from meaning "laugh out loud" to "I have nothing else to say
• After Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF
  
• A psychiatrist is someone who will charge you money for answers that you can get for free from your wife or friends
• I sold my vacuum cleaner because all it was doing was gathering dust
• Take my advice—I’m not using it
• If you are driving down the road and pass a field with hay bales laying in it, point at the field and yell Hey”
• Why isn't coffee served on a coffee table?

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