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Fantasy Football Team Names by Player

Player Fantasy Name
Ray Rice Beats by Ray
Dwayne Bowe Taste the Dwaynebowe
Michael Sam Michael Sam-I-Am
Tamba Hali Hali of Fame

Tony Romo Romophobic
Eric Decker Erect Dicker
Justin Forsett / Zach Ertz Forsett til it Ertz
Michael Vick Mike Vick in a box
Dez Bryant Final Dez-tination
Doug Martin Teach me how to Dougie
Tom Brady Munchen on Bundchen
Tim Tebow Tebows before Hoes
Bishop Sankey Do the Sankey leg
Johnny Manziel Manziel in distress
Terelle Pryor I have a few Pryors
Danny Woodhead Morning Woodhead
Wes Welker Welker Texas Ranger
Rob Gronkowski Gronk if your horny
Teddy Bridgewater Troubled Bridgewaters

Anquan Boldin The Boldin the beautiful
Philip Rivers Cry Me a Rivers
Vince Wilfork Wilfork on the first date
DeMarco Murray / Keenan Allen Murray Christmas ya filthy Allenmal
Jimmy Graham InstaJimmyGraham
Joe Flacco Flaccoroni and Cheese
J.J. Watt Turn down for Watt
Rob Gronkowski / Drew Brees Gronk if you love Breesus
Rashard Mendenhall Mendenhally Rasharded
Percy Harvin May God have Percy on your goal
Ben Roethlisberger Ben there raped that
Le’Veon Bell / LeGarrette Blount 2 BELLcows busted over a Blount

Jerick McKinnon CircleJerick
Jadeveon Clowney Insane Clowney Posse
Zach Ertz / Tyler Eifert It Ertz when Eifert
Eddie Lacy / Ha-Ha Clinton Dix Lacy underwear makes my Dix bigger
Carson Palmer Carson don’t Palmer ass
Blake Bortles Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles

Darren Sproles Sproles Royce
Golden Tate Golden Taint
Julio Jones Julio Think you are?
Russell Wilson Every day I’m Russell’n
Calvin Johnson Megatron’s Johnson
Matthew Stafford Stafford Infection
Frank Gore Multiple Goregasms
C.J. Spiller Drill ‘er then Spill ‘er
Adrian Peterson Quit Playing with your Peter Son!
Bishop Sankey You Sankeyd my Battleship
HaHa Clinton Dix HaHa Monica Loves Clinton Dix
Matthew Stafford / Frank Gore InGorious Staffords
Plaxico Burress Plaxidental Discharge
Percy Harvin / Ndamakong Suh Touch my Percy and I’ll Suh
Tom Brady Brady Gaga
Dez Bryant Dez-ed and Confused
Darrelle Revis Revis and Butthead
Dennis Pitta I Pitta the fool
Andrew Luck / Percy Harvin Luck her right in the Percy
Alfred Morris Tickle Me Al-Mo
Le’Veon Bell Le’Veon on a prayer
Marshawn Lynch My Favorite Marshawn
Brandon Weeden / Reggie Wayne / Dwayne Bowe Weeden Wayne Bowe
Jamaal Charles Gotta Catch Jamaal
Victor Cruz Cruz Control
Riley Cooper Coopers Klux Klan
Jimmy Graham / Brandon Weeden / Josh Gordon / LeGarrette Blount A Graham of Weeden Gordon’s Blount
Demaryius Thomas De more de maryius
Cam Newton Wham! Bam! Thank you Cam!
Jim Harbaugh / Frank Gore Harb Gore Porn
Barkevious Mingo / Tom Brady A Mingo ate my Brady
Mike Ditka Suck a Ditka
Randall Cobb Slob on my Cobb
Colin Kaepernick Colin Keep or Pick
Ndamukong Suh Suh Girls, One Cup
Reggie Wayne I’m gonna make it Wayne
Montee Ball / Zach Ertz Montee’s Ball Zach Ertz
Arian Foster Foster’s AustrARIAN for beer
J.J. Watt 1.21 JJWatts
Reggie Wayne Its Wayning Men
Ed Dickson Dickson your rear
Geno Smith Geno 911!
Robert Griffin III ABC, Easy as RG3
Torrey Smith The Neverending Torrey
LeSean McCoy Backfields and McCoys
Aaron Rodgers / Victor Cruz Roger Rodgers whats our vector Victor?
Michael Crabtree / Vernon Davis I have Crabs and VD
Matt Schaub Corn on the Schaub
Steve Breaston Breaston Plants
Roddy White / Jacquizz Rodgers / Harry Douglas / Julio Jones (All Falcons) White Jacquizz from my Harry Jones
Drew Brees Breesus, King of the Drews
Carlos Hyde Hyde your kids Hyde your wife
Maurice Jones-Drew What would Jones-Drew
Julian Edelman Ladies and Edelman
Matt Forte Not my Forte
Sammy Watkins Don’t Pull a Hammy Watkins!
Giovanni Bernard The Knights who say giovanNI
Tyler Eifert Pardon Me Eiferted
Chad Henne Henne Given Sunday
D.J. Fluker Surprise Mother Fluker!
Trent Richardson My Richardson is pitching a Trent
A.J. Green/ Michael Sam Green Eggs and Sam
Kyle Orton Orton hears a Who
Ryan Tannehill Tannesaurus Rex

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