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  • Pants in a Jar
  • Let's Get Quizzical
  • Malaysian frequent flier miles for sale
  • My last relationship ended because of a sad hand job 
  • I Read About the Evils of Drinking, So I Gave Up Reading
  • HaHa Monica Loves Clinton-Dix
  • Not in my hair!
  • Edward Penishands
  • For The Second Time In History, Thousands Of Germans Have Gone Into Hiding In Brazil
  • Brits don't go to the dentist
  • Digital Playground Presents Moses Parting The Red Sea Starring Ron Jeremy
  • Titletown Brewing Co. 
  • We should go to Rio. I hear it is easy to score on Brazillians
  • What's The Difference Between A G-Spot And A Golf Ball? Guys Will Look For A Golf Ball For 20 Minutes 
  • Salvador Deli (we're the surreal "deal") 
  • Fuzzy Dunlops
  • Milwaukee Brat House
  • It's National Hot Dog Day - Put a Weiner in your Mouth
  • Stephen Hawking's Twitter Account
  • Endless Love: the Stevie Wonder/Hellen Keller Tennis Match
  • Who needs sex when you have beer
  • The Quizmasterbater
  • Spooning Leads to Forking
  • Scream if you wanna go faster
  • We Couldn't Think of a Name, So We Just Drew an Erect Profile Penis
  • Norfolk and Chance
  • Mrs. Claus's Yoga Pants Give Her Mistletoe
  • Better Late Than Pregnant
  • The Hotch Spot
  • Mildred Bicep
  • There Is No "I" In Rape Shack
  • Silvio Berlusconi’s Wang Thatch 
  • Why the Hell Isn’t Arnold Schwarzenegger the Host of ‘To Catch a Predator’?
  • The Simple Minds
  • Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver
  • Monged up Ginger Cocksplash
  • Secretary of Defense, Tim Howard
  • What Has 9 Arms And Sucks? Def Leppard
  • Robin Williams, Hanging Out
  • Romo Wasn't Built in a Day but It Fell Apart in the 2nd Half
  • Names are for Tombstones
  • I'll tell you what my largest organ is
  • Barrymore’s Boys
  • Fringe Ninjas
  • Meth Lab Einsteins
  • Hot Carl Asked Me For a Rusty Trombone! 
  • The Adventures of Captain Fanny and Optimus Cock
  • Handsfree Lightsabres
  • We nominate the Titanic for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge... actually just the poor people
  • Bruce Willis Is a Ghost and Batman Dies at the End. Also, Gweneth Paltrow's Head Is in the Box
  • Pergina Flush Information
  • I Really Need A Glass Of Water
  • Titanic Was The First Ice Water Challenge 
  • Quizmaster Ross pees sitting down
  • Wacky Waving Flailing Inflatable arm team
  • Nothing Says Literature Like "Twilight"......
  • Tim Howard
  • Swipe Right For Best Team Name
  • Our 4th Man is in Labour
  • Surgeon Stole my Sandwich
  • Sally Gunnel’s Cameltoe 
  • Black Cock Down
  • Our Couch Pulls Out, but We Don't
  • My Trivia Partner Doesn't Know This Is a Date
  • We Know Nothing John Snow
  • Mind Bogglers
  • Chick Fil Atio
  • The MindBenders
  • There's Always Money in the Banana Stand!
  • Octothorpe Hashtag
  • I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee...Without Someone Else's Dick In It
  • Quizteama Aguilera
  • Three Lions Pub 
  • My Drinking Team Has a Trivia Problem
  • Milwaukee Brat House 
  • The Ham Hock Massive
  • Jack's American Pub
  • Not Raol Moateley Funny
  • Red Hot Trivia Peppers
  • Love Sponge: Use Your Imagination
  • The Tiny Blumpkins
  • Anne Widdecombe's Vajazzle
  • Quiz all over her face
  • I Have Play-Doh in My Pants - Let's Make Something Out of It
  • In Dog Beers, We've Only Had One
  • We nominate the entire bar for the Schlitz Bucket Challenge #drinkupbitches
  • Sex, Drugs and Sausage Rolls
  • How many goals did Germany score against Brazil? A Brazillian
  • Uncles With Benefits
  • Vlad the Impregnator
  • I Am Not A Doctor But I'll Take A Look Anyway
  • Show me on the doll where he touched you
  • When you say "Hiyah", are you saying hello? or are you speaking Ninja?
  • The B Sharps
  • Loaded Slate
  • Titletown Brewing Co.
  • Sometimes I'm high on drugs. The other times I'm asleep.
  • Tequila Mockingbird
  • Halal, is it Meat you're looking for? 
  • I Had Cheese, But No Crackers. I Was Cracka Lackin'
  • Quiztopher Quiztopherson
  • I Thought This Was Speed Dating
  • Peewee Herman's favorite movie theatre
  • Roger & Out
  • Fixture Brewing Company 
  • What's The Ice Bucket Challenge?
  • The way you ask those questions makes me want to quiz all over
  • Ninja Death Squad
  • The Juice is on the loose; F*ck Bon Jovi!
  • O'Lydias
  • Lovestainz
  • Nicolet's Varsity Football Team
  • Gaza Stripperz
  • How Many Goals Can Germany Score? A Brazillion!
  • The Brown Fingered Baker who Kneaded a Shite 
  • Queefer Sutherland
  • Fox River House
  • I Wish This Microphone Was a Giant Horse Cock
  • Caffrey's Pub
  • But Seriously, This Isn't Speed Dating?
  • Two Bucks
  • Master Minds
  • Quizlamic Extremists
  • Monica Loves “Clinton-Dix”
  • The Tony Stewart School of Driving ... Now Hiring Volunteers for Traffic Cones 
  • My Harry Potter Has Hogwarts
  • Andre The Giant Bag of Dicks
  • Quiz in My Pants
  • I'll Carry Tim Howard's Balls Anyday!
  • Mr T’s Favourite Yoghurt
  • O'Lydias 
  • Large Lybia Lodged in my Larynx 
  • On a Mission Without Permission
  • Gadaffi Duck
  • Shrimp linguine and a porno; just kidding, it's chicken linguine
  • Queefmaster 
  • Dixie Normous
  • Three Lions Pub
  • New Berlin Ale House
  • Trivia, the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off
  • Golden Giraffes
  • Raped by Dolphins
  • Chechnyan Moonshine
  • Smart Alecs
  • Straight outta Wiscompton
  • What's White and Salty and All Over My Face? Camp Popcorn
  • Condoms and Rattlesnakes: Two Things I Don't F*ck With
  • My Other Outfit is a Onesie 
  • J - O
  • Quizlamic State
  • Tax Evasion Cruel Anal Invasion 
  • Ebola? I hardly know her 
  • Dial M for Muthafocker
  • What do you mean: We're not Ghana win 
  • Brass Monkey
  • Yir Maws Athletic
  • Comment
  • Les Quizarables
  • Hit It N' Quiz It
  • Mel Gibson: Off Danny Glover’s Christmas Card List
  • The Floyd Mayweather School for Adults Who Can't Read Good
  • Loaded Slate 
  • Cafe Centraal
  • We Nominate Lou Gehrig for the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
  • KFC customers are dicks 
  • The French are assholes
  • Since the World Cup is over can we stop pretending to care about soccer for 4 more years
  • Multiple Scorgasms
  • Slut Fuzz Rhino
  • Stephen Hawking’s Football Boots 
  • I Like It When Isis Was Just Shazam's Girlfriend
  • We Couldn't Think of Anything So We Just Drew a Penis
  • Honeymonsters
  • Evel Rory
  • Doin’ Stuff In The Back
  • Having a Belt with Robin Williams (What? Too Soon?) 
  • Sofa King's Mart
  • We Figured Out Why Tampons Have Strings....So You Can Floss After Eating!!
  • Sometimes when I puke, I schlitz 
  • The Last Time Germans Were World Champs Charles de Gaulle Had To Call In Uncle Sam To Clean Up Their Shit 
  • My Birth Control Blocks More Shots Than Brazil
  • The Delicate Sound of Hunger
  • A beautiful place to put your face
  • If Christopher Walken Ran For President He Would Win
  • Colors That End in Urple
  • The Smarties
  • Smartinis
  • Camouflage Condoms...she didn't see us coming
  • 5 Heads are Better than 1
  • Stephen Hawking's School of Dance
  • It's Screech, Mr. Powers if you're nasty
  • The Dirty Harry's 
  • Boys from Brazil got Blitzdrieged 
  • BFFFFFFF Stands for Best F!cking Fantastic Fabulous Foreign French Friend Forever
  • Universally Challenged
  • Frankly my dear I don't give a...
  • Lesbian Barbie Comes in Her Own Box
  • I Wanna Go Camping. I Hear The Sex Is In Tents
  • Are Those Real Or Fake
  • Nine Inch Males
  • Lightning Cat and the Thunder Ferrets
  • Abu Hamza's Sock Puppets
  • I'm no doctor, but I don't think 50,000 'likes' are gonna cure that kids cancer.
  • Went to Ferguson On Vacation...it was a Riot!
  • Shaktar Senseless
  • We Like to Come from Behind
  • My last relationship started because of a great blow job
  • No means yes, yes means anal
  • Just the tip --- a game nobody wins
  • Teachers Rule, Bullies Drool!!!
  • Village Idiots
  • Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dog’s Dead
  • Beer Makes Smart
  • Les Quizerables
  • Trivia Newton John
  • Quiz All Over Your Face
  • Pinnochio's nose isnt the ONLY thing that grows when he's excited
  • Busta Hymen and the Penetrators
  • We're Not Ashamed of What We Did for a Klondike Bar
  • Your mom is so slutty not even Andy Dufresne would tunnel through her
  • Handsfanny Cocksabres
  • Cervix Bruisers
  • Camouflage Condoms: She Never Saw Us Coming
  • Did Brazil's loss hurt more than getting a Brazillian
  • Quiz On Your Face
  • We're Not Gay, but $20 Is $20
  • Parcel of Rogues
  • Is Mike Hunt Here?
  • We drew a Hitler moustache on Charlie Caplin & we're pretty sure that's right now
  • When The Red River Flows Take The Dirt Road
  • Tony Stewert's Drivers Ed
  • The Quizzard of Oz
  • I Just Won the Cum Bucket Challenge 
  • Shart-Nado
  • Darling Fuds of Gay
  • Milwaukee Beer Bistro
  • A Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good
  • Derka Sherpa Derka Jihad
  • Everything I learned about sex, I learned at the Neverland Ranch
  • Another Night When Nobody Came but Me
  • Rehab Is for Quitters
  • Big Fact Hunt
  • Hugo Boss: Making Nazi's Look Good Since 1936
  • My balls are hairless because the Brazilians got waxed 
  • Gelatinous Cuboids
  • I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee: Ground Up and In The Freezer
  • Tea Pigs
  • The Highbury
  • No Brians
  • What's The Female Version Of A Cougar? Your Mom
  • Corpus Christi College Cambridge
  • Dr Crack’s Face Splash
  • Excessive Consumption May Have Laxative Effects
  • Agatha Quiztie
  • Inter Yer Maw 
  • Let's get quiz-ical, quiz-ical ;) 
  • Michael Barrymore's Swimteam
  • Do I get Banned Next Week if I Bite the Quizmaster?
  • Ferret Juice
  • Wings or Porn – Either Way You Have a Mess On Your Hands
  • The Gentleman's Throbbing Chomper
  • Crouching Women Hidden Cucumber
  • Aussie Aussie Aussie
  • Riverwest Filling Station 
  • Your Jokes Suck Like A Bag Of Flesh Colored Dicks. That Are Short 
  • There's Quizz in me eye! :(
  • Thank God We Don't Have To Worry About Soccer Anymore And We Can Spend All Of Our Time Focusing On LeBron
  • St. Francis Brewery
  • Watching Soccer is Like Watching Paint Dry
  • Quizteam-a Aguilera
  • Argentina looked good in the 1978 World Cup, but 2014 was Messi
  • Penguin Parade
  • Ross's "Test"icles
  • Tony Stewart's Greatest Hits
  • Pirates Cos We Arrr
  • Living in a Con-Dem Nation
  • We're only here for the free water
  • Ryan Braun's Urine Supplier
  • McGillycuddy's
  • Pure Roasters
  • Damp Desperados
  • The Quija Board gave us all the answers
  • I’ll be the Pig!
  • Miller Time Pub 
  • I Wish This Microphone Was A Giant Floppy Horse Penis 
  • Whiskey Bar
  • The Only Duck Dynasty That Matters Is Emilio Estevez's Mighty Ducks
  • Cunning Linguists
  • Drakes on a plane
  • I Learned Everything I Need To Know About Earthquakes From Watching Saved By The Bell
  • Largest Panhandle In The US?...My Dick 
  • Hitlers Proof - Reader was a grammar Nazi
  • Tim Howard Saved My Balls
  • Quizzly Bears
  • The Titanic: Ice Bucket Challenge Champion
  • Chesty, Tubby, Burpy, Deafy, Hickey, Weasy, and Awful 7 Strippers
  • Anne Frank's Hide and Seek Club
  • Who Let The Mom's Out? 
  • Muhammad is All Our First Names
  • 60% of the Time We Win Everytime!
  • Hairy Salamanders
  • My Boyfriend Can't Remember My Birthday, But He Can Remember Bilbo Baggins
  • Legends of Filth
  • The Heat Coming Off Lebron's Cleveland Steamer Is Something To Witness
  • I could have scored against Brazil today
  • Derek Zoolander's team of people who look good and want to read good too
  • It's Only Cannibalism If You Swallow
  • Ravage Squirrels
  • Jeffrey Dahmer's House of Ribs
  • Beast (Assorted Numbers of The..)
  • A squeaky train still sounds better than Miley Cyrus
  • Texas Holdems
  • Bright Sparks
  • I'm Going To be Pitching A Tent This Weekend...I'm Also Going Camping 
  • Brazil did NAZI that coming
  • Inferiority Complex
  • Lebron To The Bucks!
  • We Got 99 Problems and this Quiz is at the top of the list
  • Touched by an Uncle
  • Fat kids always win at See-Saw / Fat kids shouldn't play See-Saw
  • Depressed Teachers Going Back to School, Happy Parents 
  • Jack's American Pub 
  • Quizteam Aguilera
  • Barse Taff
  • We're Ghana soccer it to yah! 
  • Sanka yo dead? Yeah mon, because I'm Jamaican me crazy
  • William Hung Like A Horse 
  • Two Cashews Were Walking Down The Street. One Was Indicted On Federal Racketeering Charges.
  • The Group of Girls Across the Bar Are Cheating Bitches
  • Camp Bar
  • Two Girls One World Cup
  • Keep Calm And Get A New Catchphrase
  • Pimpin' ain't breezy, but this patio sure it!
  • America! - Best Team Name ever. If you don't agree, you're a terrorist
  • Menace II Sobriety
  • Red Rock Saloon
  • Great Barrier Queef
  • Not even Tim Howard can save us from these answers
  • The Cunning Stunts
  • Fo' Shizzle My Quizzle
  • John 'Trivia'olta & O'trivia' Newton-John
  • Anne Frank: Hide & Seek Runner Up
  • Team "Help me, a bird pooped on my boobs!"
  • The Wise Quackers
  • Fixture Brewing Company
  • You sound like you're from London 
  • Too Husky for Sandusky
  • On a Scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, How Much Do You Love Kids?
  • Aaand Boom Goes the Dynamite
  • Google United
  • Ferguson Tear Gas Challenge for ALS 
  • The British are cumming
  • 2 Girls, 1 Quiz.... never a good idea!!
  • I Once Wrestled An Anaconda for An Hour…Then I Realized I Was Masturbating
  • You Nazi Be Kidding Me
  • Free Thinkers
  • On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
  • E=MC Hammer
  • It's also called a banana kick
  • If you think your mum is good at wrestling you should see her box
  • The Hotch Spot 
  • I’ve got a brand new Combine Harvester
  • John Wiles Booth - The Show Stopper
  • Pat Butcher’s Muff
  • Cafe Hollander
  • I like my women the way i like my rum, Puerto Rican and full of coke
  • Mulligans Irish Pub
  • Rasping Health Lords
  • The Wet Dream Catchers
  • Mindreaders