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Crazy Team Names 2017

 
  • Industrial fuzz bunnies
  • TPS reporters
  • We should have paid more attention in college
  • Nothing cooler than absolute zero
  • Chicken Noodle Hoop
  • Periodic farters
  • We leave the lid up
  • The rest of you, 20 years ago 
  • Shout now if you love Utah..... that's what I thought
  • Gag a little bit to make me feel big
  • Trouser snakes R us
  • The Southern Comfort Seekers
  • Smelly homeless Europeans
  • Sometimes I jerk off in the bathroom, sometimes
  • Quiz all over your face
  • Married gay people don't get any either
  • We're going to beat you like we were Chris Brown
  • Dude, Where’s Our Car?
  • You Wine Some, You Booze Some
  • What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
  • White, wet, on your face, and in your eyes... it's snow you guys!
  • Synergy slayers
  • 69 points... hehehe
  • You know who else doesn't trivia Monday?... Communists
  • Ask me how I made $40 today
  • Holy underpants batman
  • Eve's posse  
  • Quizlamic extremists
  • For a good time call 858-525-3525  
  • That's not a knife 
  • Call me a cab
  • Rattlesnakes and condoms: 2 things I don't fk with
  • We have thunder down under 
  • Black Widows
  • Stephen Hawking's football boots
  • Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Men
  • Nothing but dicks
  • Quiz man, we will give you $5 if we win best name
  • Smells like team spirit
  • Dirty old bastards
  • Jeff got dumped today. someone give him a kiss to cheer him up
  • Booze on first?
  • We're binging all the answers tonight 
  • Obviously not smarter than a fifth grader
  • So how 'bout this weather
  • We can haz win 
  • My toothpaste tastes like toilet water
  • Bromance central
  • I wish this microphone was a penis 
  • The prudish girl, forever-student, the lawyer wannabe and glorified secretary 
  • Loose Ends
  • No glove, no love
  • Fat married people 
  • Oh yeah, baby, like that, oooooo god, yes, yes, yes, and I'm done
  • Balls Deep
  • Jesus is coming, get him a towel
  • Asian persuasion
  • It's okay, Barbara Streisand endorsed us
  • My name is Rod, and I like to party
  • Crack-Smoking Monkeys
  • The Mighty Midgets
  • That baby don't look like me
  • The Cereal Killers
  • Quizzly bears
  • Our fake girlfriend died today, any girls out there single?
  • Final Fourgasm
  • Beaten like a red-headed step child
  • If you seek Amy 
  • Chicken MCThuggets
  • I love coming to trivia.... and that's why I bring spare pants  
  • What a racquet
  • The fossils
  • Seriously, who in this room farted?
  • Air Farce
  • Ask more questions about Cher
  • And on the 8th day, god created yoga pants 
  • Hairy backs anonymous
  • Rabid Squirrels
  • Pics or It Didn’t Happen
  • The dirty downers
  • The Dirty Frenchmen
  • Next week we are taking our business to a fine drinking establishment down oxley street because it has better questions, drink specials and it doesn't smell of spoilt food
  • The dude club
  • A bunch of idiots who yell whenever they get mentioned  
  • It's hammered-time
  • Scared Hitless
  • Mission slimpossible
  • There's a little lesbian in all of us
  • Hot pockets 
  • Hugh Jass Construction
  • Victorious Secret
  • You know you wanna hit this
  • Agony of de feet
  • Five o'clock somewhere
  • Sorry to change the subject, but I have a drinking problem
  • Win or lose, your probably masturbating alone tonight
  • To access our team name you need a Google Plus account
  • Clitty clitty gang bang
  • New Zealand: the number one buyer of Velcro gloves  
  • Why doez zee quiz-master mock Doich-land
  • My team sucks, we're probably going to lose, but I'm pretending to enjoy myself
  • Trvia: reminiscing about the times you weren't alive
  • Soup-A-Stars
  • Pulp friction
  • Make up sex... totalllly worth fighting for
  • Phil ate me 
  • It's only gay if you push back
  • About as untouched as Madonna
  • Kung Fu Pandas
  • That really got out of hand fast 
  • Are you fisting me? 
  • The best thing about necrophilia is you don't have to bring flowers
  • The dinosaurs
  • Red Hot Oompa-Loompas
  • Se deshace Mi mosca 
  • Sets on the Beach
  • Don't order the burger, this is not mayonnaise
  • Oops I quizzed in my pants 
  • Slap my monkey you nauhty old man
  • Twerkers and jerkers 
  • Team Road Rage
  • Big fact hunt
  • The four girls across from the shot wheel are dirty bitches
  • Big Test Icicles
  • Back that Pass Up
  • Not gonna lie, we're pretty drunk.... and everyone is looking pretty good right now.
  • Business as unusual
  • Fire Breathing Rubber Duckies
  • Please stop the bus, I need to let my brother jack off
  • No butt stuff
  • When you're this fked, the team name doesn't matter
  • Test icicles
  • Hit-Faced
  • Nine inch males
  • Ligers
  • Huskies
  • Treasured chests
  • Jumping Amazing Super Optimistic Noodle Squad
  • Excessive consumption may have laxative effects
  • Southern discomfort
  • Pirates cos we arrr
  • What's brown and rhymes with snoop dog? Dr Dre.
  • I don't do cocaine, I just like the way it smells
  • Came for the orgy, stayed for the trivia 
  • Morning wood
  • The internet: our number one source of boobies and kitties 
  • Is OK Cupid okay if no response 
  • Tequila mockingbird
  • The Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller tennis match
  • Blitz Babes
  • Madd Dogs
  • Our table's a bigger sausage fest than Germany
  • Wrong direction
  • Regular bowl movements
  • Take off your pants and jacket
  • One chick and four dicks 
  • Nobody look, but someone on our team is constipated today... make your own guesses
  • Ich blase Ziegen 
  • She-Unit
  • Fumble This
  • Goal diggers
  • The Muffin Stuffers
  • My couch pulls out but I don't
  • Jay Hawks
  • Discoholics
  • French Toast Mafia
  • Ocho Stinko
  • I want my baby black... so I don't have to pay for it
  • Team ass-kissers: because we have the best boss in the world
  • Rock me sexy Jesus
  • Russel Crow's tempter
  • The cake is a lie
  • End Zone Divas
  • Attack of the retreating invisible koalas
  • Alcoballics
  • Ceiling cat is watching you masturbate - how rude
  • Love sponge: use your imagination
  • Viscious and Delicious
  • Too busy tweeting to care
  • Powered by antler spray
  • Show me on the doll where he touched you
  • Fringe ninjas
  • Cunning Stunts
  • Save a tree, eat a beaver
  • Hey guys, I'm looking for Amanda Hugginkiss? 
  • 30 years from now, you'll look like us too
  • 50 shades of awesome
  • World's tallest midgets
  • Sassy by summer
  • The kids R. Kelly peed on
  • My drinking team has a trivia problem
  • Mixed bag of nuts
  • Pint up Frustration
  • Gin and topics
  • Bottoms up
  • Team sweaty coconuts
  • Black Mambas
  • Vick In A Box
  • Alcoholism is the real winner
  • What's brown and sticky? A stick. 
  • Full Marx
  • Sausage factory
  • My only friends are Facebook friends
  • My other outfit is a onesie
  • The Abusement Park
  • Baila para mí mono 
  • Quality control
  • Fat kids are hard to kidnap
  • Lesbian barbie comes in her own box
  • I'm too trivia to drunk
  • Multiple Scorgasms
  • The master-debaters
  • Everyday I'm calculatin'
  • Staff infection
  • Why did the koala fall out a tree? It died.
  • And in first place with a million points
  • Pink Cougars
  • Beer Goggles
  • Natural selection
  • Smarty pints
  • Mind over mudder 
  • Government slutdown
  • The old wise quackers
  • I love lamp
  • The wiener is...
  • Does our MC seem a little gay tonight
  • The sticky stuff under the table is bubblegum right?
  • Five o’clock somewhere
  • Red leather yellow leather, red leather yellow leather 
  • Liquor? but I don't even know 'er
  • The gentleman's throbbing chomper
  • My favorite color is bacon
  • Girl power
  • Confession bear: we actually like Justin Bieber
  • Cougars
  • Canada: America's hat
  • Junior Mints
  • Lush Puppies
  • Mmmm pie
  • Sweaty balls club
  • We all have daddy issues
  • The bowling stones
  • At least your mom finished school  
  • Wild Cats
  • Four play
  • Bethany says the MC is hot, is that true?
  • America: best team name ever, if you don't agree you're a terrorist
  • The pain train
  • Pavement princesses
  • Engaging maltipoos
  • Rosie’s Riveters
  • e-LEMON-ators
  • We like it dirty
  • Little Jerry Seinfelds
  • The Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers
  • Does anyone know if the bartender is single? He's okay looking.... I guess.
  • It's not gay if you high five at the end 
  • Trivia Newton John
  • Bacon water is best water
  • Bare Exposure
  • Man-chest-hair united
  • No means yes, yes means anal 
  • Deep Threat
  • Raped by dolphins
  • Sharks
  • Team Jagermeister
  • It's not cheating if it's a threesome 
  • The quizmaster doesn't like the word vagina
  • Bengal Tigers
  • Drunkin donuts
  • Chafing the dream
  • She Googles my Yahoo with her Facebook and makes me Twitter
  • The world's most conservative bar sluts
  • My trivia team mate doesn't know this is a date
  • Flight of the Conchords
  • Justin Bieber is our pot dealer
  • 60% of the time, we win every time
  • Pound Sand
  • NO Regrets!
  • Dingo ate our babies  
  • Win Or Lose, We Booze
  • Can I have a woo woo?  
  • Dirty girls and filthy boy


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