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  • Mayhem Lettuce
  • Tubular Balls
  • Cumchrist
  • My White Bread Mom
  • Lemon Jelly
  • Halo of Flies
  • The Surf Wankers
  • Stiff Richards
  • Kiss the Anus of a Black Cat
  • Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space
  • Venus and the Razor Blades
  • Technosquid Eats Parliament
  • Impotent Seasnakes
  • Snotty Scotty and the Hankies
  • Kinky Slinky
  • Bad Haggis
  • Drive-In Funeral
  • Zodiac Mindwarp and The Love Reaction
  • Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers
  • Jackie on Acid
  • Haircuts That Kill
  • Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows
  • Half Man, Half Biscuit
  • I Shit on Your Face
  • White Trash Debutantes
  • Psycho Sluts from Hell
  • Beats the Hell Out of Me
  • Ball Point Banana
  • Ryan Retardondo and the Get Down Syndrome
  • Vic Vaccume and the Attachments
  • Jon Cougar Concentration Camp
  • Kathleen Turner Overdrive
  • Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
  • Clockwork Orange
  • Big Dead Fish
  • Fat Luv
  • Party Fun Action Committee
  • Funeral Rape
  • Hello I'm A Truck
  • The Dairy Queens
  • Evil Edna's Horror Toilet
  • Killer Squirrel
  • Led Lobster
  • Barnyard Slut
  • Super Heavy Goat Ass
  • Ned's Atomic Dustbin
  • They Were Expendable
  • Guns'n Wankers
  • Flying Dustbunnies
  • Squirrel Nut Zippers
  • Bulimia Banquet
  • Barf
  • Band That Shot Liberty Valence
  • New Order
  • Arthur Loves Plastic
  • The Morning Shakes
  • Inflatable Dates
  • John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler
  • Phone Bill from Hell
  • Mechanical Tampon Fish
  • Dumpster Juice
  • Demolition String Band
  • REO Speed Dealer
  • Jerry's Kids
  • Paul Will Eat Himself
  • The Well Hungarians
  • Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters
  • Joan of Arkansas
  • Public Enema
  • Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
  • Mao Tse Helen
  • Painful Rectal Itch
  • Not Drowning, Waving
  • Disgruntled Postal Workers
  • Baldilocks
  • The Hair & Skin Trading Co.
  • Accidental Rape
  • Admiral Poopy Pants and His Dancing Teeth
  • Hakan Sleeps Naked
  • Chain Smokin' Alter Boys
  • Dick Cheese and the Crackers
  • Waffles Against AIDS
  • Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas
  • Ethyl Merman
  • Rubber Nipple Salesmen
  • Death by Chocolate
  • Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits
  • Old Bathtub Hag
  • Experimental BBQ
  • Supertramp
  • The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
  • Meat Puppets
  • Shut Up Sigmund Freud
  • Guitarantula
  • The Andriod Sisters
  • Skankin' Pickle
  • If Pigs Could Talk Would You Still Eat Them
  • The Elvis Diet
  • Anal Magic & Rev
  • Ass Baboons of Venus
  • e. coli
  • Pink Slip Daddy
  • Amish Meth Lab
  • The Couch Slugs
  • The Wizards of Twiddly
  • Epileptic Disco
  • Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front
  • Kamakazi Sex Pilots
  • Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew
  • Beast Penis
  • Mother Tucker's Yellow Duck
  • Two For Flinching
  • Pretentious Flamedogs
  • Get Reality Over With. Take Hallucinogens (G.R.O.W.T.H)
  • Helicopter Barfs
  • Drew Barrymore's Dealer
  • The Jean Paul Sartre Experience
  • Pornhuskers
  • Balls
  • The Bad Livers
  • Half Japanese
  • Colon On The Cob
  • Scrotum Grinder
  • Rainbow Butt Monkeys
  • Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jew Boys
  • Downy Mildew
  • I Love My Shih-Tzu
  • God's Girlfriend
  • Full Throttle Aristotle
  • Tickle Me Pink
  • The Wankers
  • Fearless Iranians From Hell
  • Vermin from Venus
  • Sofa Kingdom
  • Kidneythieves
  • Kiss My Poodles Donkey
  • Rebel Without Applause
  • Hornets Attack Victor Mature
  • Poo
  • Edith Head
  • Syphilitic Vaginas
  • Bassholes
  • Fat Welfare Moms On Dust
  • Star Whores
  • Zulu Leprechauns
  • Flying Elmo's
  • Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
  • What Made Milwaukee Famous
  • Boiled Angel
  • Concrete Octopus
  • Chief Brody & the Bigger Boat
  • Inflatable Party Sheep
  • I Got Shot in the Face
  • Elizabeth Taylor's Husbands
  • Philemon Arthur and the Dung
  • I Can Lick Any Sonofabitch in the House
  • More Drunk Cowboys
  • If Cows Had Wings
  • No Pants Bandits
  • Rusty Pickup and the Crappytones
  • Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
  • Individual Fruit Pie
  • Balls Deep in the Dead
  • knob
  • The Surf Maggots
  • Flowers from the Man Who Shot Your Cousin
  • Candy Striper Death Orgy
  • Beerbellied Scum From Central Bucks County
  • Stockhausen and Walkman
  • Exploding Boy
  • Italians Obsessed with Cheese
  • Albino Toilet Boys
  • Sex Gang Children
  • Midget Handjob
  • Butt Trumpett
  • Beardfish
  • Bus Station Loonies
  • Angry Samoans
  • Virgin Snatch
  • Bertha's Mule
  • Poultry in Motion
  • Chia Pet
  • Urine Specimen
  • The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
  • Avenging Lawnmowers of Justice
  • Apocolypse Hoboken
  • Lothar and the Hand People
  • 20,000 Leaks Under The Sink
  • Sluts for Hire
  • Was I Naked
  • Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
  • Your Naked Mother
  • Toxic Shock and the Tampons
  • Fuck
  • An Emotional Fish
  • Hitler
  • Earthpig and Fire
  • Question Mark & the Mysterians
  • Four Nurses of the Apocalypse
  • Joe Buck Yourself
  • Lyin' Bitch and the Restraining Orders
  • Small But Angry
  • Semi Digested Curtain Rail
  • Naugahyde Chihuahuas
  • Hey! That's My Bike!
  • Intestinal Strangulation
  • Adult Children of Heterosexuals
  • Usless ID
  • Dogs With Jobs
  • Who The Hell Are You?
  • Nunfuckers
  • K.Y. and the Backsliders
  • Alcoholocaust
  • Guns N' Wankers
  • Brownmark
  • School Food Punishment
  • Outer Body Llama
  • The Bumpin' Uglies
  • Fabulous Pimps
  • The Atomic Bitchwax
  • Sinus Envy
  • The Lust Penguins
  • Amputease
  • Failed Attempts At Facial Hair
  • Jolly Naked Fishermen
  • Two Minute Sinatra
  • Corpse Molesting Pervert
  • The The
  • Frogs Don't Cry
  • Jason's Cat Died
  • Harry Palms and the Gym Towels
  • Barry White Boys
  • Willie Nelson Mandela
  • Straight Jacket Lucy
  • Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
  • 2000 Flushes
  • Ping Pong Bitches
  • I've Got a Wedgie
  • Testostertones
  • Lee Harvey Keitel
  • Dick Donkeys Dawn
  • Norman Bates and the Shower Heads
  • The Veronica Cartwrights
  • The Muscular Lesbians
  • Go Nad Go
  • Big Balls and the Great White Idiot
  • Grinded Nig
  • Hefty Pink Labia Lips
  • The Hurling Tandooris
  • The Slutty Nunz
  • Alien Sex Fiend
  • The Luminous Toilet Bowls
  • Poop Shovel
  • Saturn's Flea Collar
  • Dead Kennedys
  • Smorgasborgnine
  • Curious George and the Homophobes
  • Dancing Cigarettes
  • Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen
  • Sharon Stoned
  • Natural Fonzie
  • Dick Davis and the Dicktones
  • Flamin' Schnanuses
  • Dick Nibbler's All-star Weenie Roast
  • Honest Bob & the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives
  • Kung Foo Dykes
  • Abörted Hitler Cöck
  • Corpse Vomit
  • Admit You're Shit
  • The Baby Won't Eat His Corn Dog
  • Porn on the Cob
  • The Yeasty Girls
  • Mr. T Experience
  • Joy Division
  • They Might Be Giants
  • Pieces of Lisa
  • Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments
  • Bunnygrunt
  • Minnie Pearl's Jam
  • Jonestown Punch
  • Jehovah's Waitresses
  • Guyana Koolaid
  • The Alien Puppets
  • The Rampant Hedgehogs
  • Japanese Torture Comedy Hour
  • Anus the Menace
  • UltraBabyFat
  • Pure Bastard Extract
  • Screaming Monkey Boner
  • Toiling Midgets
  • Sandy Duncan's Eye
  • Blueballs Deluxe
  • Leonard Skinhead
  • Hentai Cum Dungeon
  • UFOFU
  • Maggot Sandwich
  • Fuck Face
  • Gelvis Pressly
  • The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen)
  • Compulsive Gamblers
  • Hard-drinkin' Housewives
  • Free Range Chicken
  • People With Chairs Up Their Noses
  • Rage Against Filo Dough
  • Me and Sir Octagon
  • Tonto's Expanding Headband
  • Ozzy Beard Spaghetti
  • Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes
  • Broadzilla
  • Quasimodo and the Eunuchs
  • Fukpig
  • Hot Rod Shopping Cart
  • Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
  • Stop Lookin' and Buy It
  • Propagandhi
  • Funky Monkey
  • The Go Kill Yourselves
  • The Muppets
  • Navigators Of Carrots
  • Venom Spewing Cunt
  • Beverley Beer Bellies
  • The Man-Eating Tree
  • The Orange Jews
  • Smelly Tongues
  • Elastic Sausage
  • Ovarian Trolley
  • Your Damn Neighbors
  • CunninLynguists
  • Body Falling Down Stairs
  • They Tried To Frame OJ
  • The F.C.C(The Flying Cunts of Chaos)
  • Poo On A Stick
  • Whorehouse of Representatives
  • Ronnie James Deoderant
  • Popemobile
  • Too Fat to Skate
  • Shirley Temple Pilots
  • SPUNK
  • Five Fat Guys Who Rock
  • Manson-Nixon Line
  • Bastard
  • The Birthday Massacre
  • The Fifty Foot Hose
  • Identity Crisis
  • Vic Morrow's Head
  • The Brian Jonestown Massacre
  • Twodeadsluts Onegoodfuck
  • Sissy Boy Slap Party
  • Half Man Half Biscuit
  • Mary Kay's Pink Cadillac Dildo
  • Son Of Sam Walton
  • Holy Sisters of the Gaga Dada
  • Above Average Weight Band
  • Moist Fist
  • Four Honkies In a Big Black Car
  • Fromage d'Amour
  • Free Beer
  • Duckbutter
  • Black Moth Super Rainbow
  • The Happiest Guys In the World
  • Full Metal Chicken
  • The Crucifucks
  • Bear vs
  • Lung Mustard
  • Curl Up And Die
  • Sadista Sisters
  • Chocolate Bunnies From Hell
  • Genitorturers
  • Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits
  • Ringo Deathstarr
  • Tokyo Ghetto Pussy
  • Baloney Ponys
  • Road Kill
  • Hairy Butter
  • Crazy Uncle Larry and his Troupe of Molotov Cocktail Jugglers
  • Bongo Sherbet and the Electrified Yeti Wobblers
  • Tiger! Shit! Tiger! Tiger!
  • Rectal Exam
  • Rolling Donut
  • Penis Flytrap
  • Umbrella Full of Semen
  • GangGreen
  • Armageddon Dildos
  • Herpes Cineplex
  • BowWowWowHaus
  • This Bike Is A Pipe Bomb
  • Her Majesty the Baby
  • Rolf Harris
  • Tupperware Death
  • The Young and the Uselsess
  • Swearing at Motorists
  • The Fart Simpson Band
  • The Slits
  • My Dog Has Hitler's Brain
  • The Cumshots
  • Buster Hymen & the Penetrators
  • My Other Car is Even Crappier
  • Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children Macnuggits
  • Defenestration
  • Fabulous Amputators
  • BBQ Platypus
  • Anal Cunt
  • Preteen Deathfuk
  • Jason's Gay Haircut
  • Flying Monkey Orchestra
  • Junior High Burnout
  • Stiff Dead Cat
  • Frosted Suede
  • The Bambi Molesters
  • Frumious Bandersnatch
  • Pabst Smear
  • Crazy Taco Cafeteria
  • Neurotic Arseholes
  • Cheap Knob Gags
  • Aerosol Methods
  • Satan's Cheerleaders
  • Nascar Fanatics
  • Screaming Brocolli
  • Conga Fury
  • When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water
  • The Hostile Amish
  • Asian Kung-Fu Generation
  • Underpants Machine
  • Jodie Foster's Army
  • Evel Gazebow
  • Bondage Fruit
  • Captain Cardiac and the Coronaries
  • Trailer Park Casanovas
  • Dracula Milk Toast
  • Toilet Böys
  • Revolting Cocks
  • Nocturnal Emissions
  • Zorro and the Blue Footballs
  • Chainsaw Gutsfuck
  • Danger Wank
  • Lee Press-On and the Nails
  • Dead Milkmen
  • Pimps of Venus
  • Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes
  • Bloated Scrotum
  • Trampled by Turtles
  • Men Among Poodles
  • Where's The Pope?
  • The Glands of External Secretion
  • Juggling Death Squad
  • The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness
  • The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir
  • Mussolini Headkick
  • Stupid White People
  • When Saints Go Machine
  • Did Lee Squat?
  • Mustard Plug
  • Nomad Nipples
  • Sour Puppet
  • David Hasselhoff
  • Poopfist
  • Pregnant Men
  • The Yams from Outer Space
  • Go-Kart Mozart
  • Chickens On Smack
  • My Three Scum
  • Adventures in Shrubbery
  • Cycle Sluts From Hell
  • Asspounder
  • The Callous Taoboys
  • Reluctant Stereotypes
  • The Nipple Erectors
  • Man or Astro-Man?
  • Helen Keller Plaid
  • Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas
  • Susanne and the Guys With Ties
  • Ultimate Spinach
  • Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints
  • The Introspective Playboy
  • Big Poo Generator
  • The Minstrel Cramps
  • Bum Gravy
  • Children of the Vending Machine
  • Shitty Shitty Band Band
  • Fuck-Off Machete
  • Attila The Stockbroker
  • Sex Clark Five
  • Hindu Garage Sale
  • We Go To 11
  • Space Monkey
  • Unidentified Rocking Objects
  • Sausage
  • Tipsy Slut
  • DJ Rainbow Ejaculation
  • Dirty Granny Tales
  • Nipples
  • Duran Duran Duran
  • A Boy Named Gomer
  • The Band Formerly Known As Sausage
  • Killer Dwarfs
  • Bad Mutha Goose
  • Cherry Poppin' Daddies
  • I Got Shot By Dick Cheney
  • Big Ass Truck
  • Severe Tire Damage
  • Gonoreagan
  • Vaginal Jesus
  • The Most Sordid Pies
  • The Fierce Nipples
  • The Tennis Ball's Bigger Than the Golf Ball
  • Burning Airlines
  • Flopping Bodybags
  • Men With Issuses
  • Flogging Molly
  • Dicks on Fire
  • Stark Naked and the Car Thieves
  • Godspeed You! Black Emperor
  • Rhythm Method
  • Queer Wookie
  • Abstract Penis Brigade
  • Shitdisco
  • Iron Liver
  • Bananafishbones
  • The Urinals
  • Totally Fucking Gay
  • Domino's Delivery Boyz
  • Bleeding Rectum
  • Lost Underpants of Doom
  • Amputatoe
  • Everpresent Fullness
  • A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake
  • Shirley Temple of Doom
  • Here, Eat This!
  • Cultivated Bimbo
  • Stop Calling Me Frank
  • The Charging Tyrannosaurus of Despair
  • Flaming Box of Ants
  • Fuck Off
  • Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
  • Alcoholics Unanimous
  • Goblin Cock
  • The Napolean Blownaparts
  • The Velvet Underground
  • Here Are the Facts You Requested
  • Brad Pitt Live and Nude
  • Paisley Brain Cells
  • The Egyptian Gay Lovers
  • Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast
  • Barstool Prophets
  • Orange Juice After Toothpaste
  • Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
  • Contagious Orgasm
  • Exploding White Mice
  • Diesel Dick and the Dipsticks
  • Gefilte Joe and the Fish
  • Hot Buttered Aspirin
  • The Fartz
  • The Advil Monkey
  • Bjorn Again
  • Lets Get Out of This Terrible Sandwich Shop
  • Rudimentary Peni
  • Freud Chicken
  • Thinking Fellers Union Local 282
  • Paul Minor's Great Big Ego
  • Boris the Sprinkler
  • Shut Up!
  • Toad the Wet Sprocket
  • 50 Naked Midgets
  • The Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
  • House of Large Sizes
  • No Use for a Name
  • Interspecies Love Child
  • Gaye Bikers on Acid
  • Drive By Crucifixion
  • Electric Al and the Poison Dart Frog McNuggets
  • Hairy Lemon
  • Skunk Death
  • Dead Alcoholics with Boners
  • Damn the Bad Luck
  • Yellow Snow
  • Butt Trumpet
  • Ayatollah Mama Please
  • Armani Death Machine
  • Phil McAvity and his Gerbils
  • Report Suspicious Activity
  • The Sound of Animals Fighting
  • Wynona Ryders
  • Pissing Razors
  • Hitler's Missing Testicle
  • McAlbert Fish Sandwich
  • Scary Chicken
  • Premature Ejaculation
  • Abracadaver
  • Cat Butt
  • Fuck, the Retarded Girl
  • Please Inform the Captain This Is a Hijack
  • The Men They Couldn't Hang
  • Furious George
  • Police Academy 6
  • Elvis Hitler
  • Bionic Roomate
  • Afraid Of Figs
  • Ben Dover and the Screamers
  • Bloody Death From Outer Space
  • Iowa Beef Experience
  • The Screaming Hormones
  • Shorty Johnson & The Trojans
  • Elegant Doormats
  • Science Diet
  • Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her
  • Special Ed and the Short Bus
  • Knee Deep Shag
  • Old Lady Driver
  • Anal Vomit
  • Evil Weiner
  • Burger Pimp
  • Eve's Plumb
  • Ken Dodd's Dad's Dogs Dead
  • Cherry Coke Enema
  • Machine Gun Fellatio
  • The Arrogant Worms
  • The Evil Elvii
  • Dogs Die in Hot Cars
  • The Revolting Cocks
  • Microwavable Tree Frogs
  • Henry Kissinger's Tits
  • Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
  • Well Strung
  • Fangboy and the Ghouls
  • Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Abnormally Premature Aardvarks
  • Circle Jerks
  • No Name
  • Fire on Your Sleeve
  • Six Organs of Admittance
  • Bathtub Shitter
  • Sorry About Your Daughter
  • The Cunning Runts
  • Mouse and the Traps
  • Not With My Camel
  • The Bendy Monsters
  • Ghandi's Lunchbox
  • Jabbering Trout
  • The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac
  • Van Gogh's Ear
  • Ed Gein's Car
  • Soup Dragons
  • The Runz
  • The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
  • Dirt Clod Fight
  • The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
  • Fix My Head
  • Bloody Stools
  • Ashtray Boy
  • Joan of Arse
  • Wrecked 'Em
  • Free Beer and Chicken
  • The Dick Nixons
  • Zsa Zsa
  • Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles
  • Mary Tyler Morphine
  • Brutal Juice
  • The Birds Are Spies, They Report to the Trees
  • Begging for Incest
  • Priest in Shit
  • The First Person to See an Elephant
  • Thank God We're Immortal
  • Aggressive Snail Attack
  • Colostomy Grab-Bag
  • Plump Harriet
  • Rumplforskin
  • Rapeman
  • Debbie Harry's Armpit Crew
  • Betty's Not a Vitamin
  • Han Solo and the Chewbaccas
  • The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
  • The Anally Devoted Husbands
  • Anal Blasphemy
  • Space Hog
  • Fan Death
  • Box Spring Bongo
  • insert cool name here
  • Dairy Queen Empire
  • Heavy Vegetable
  • Nip Drivers
  • The Whip-M-Out Girl's
  • Natalie Portman's Shaved Head
  • Cars Can Be Blue
  • Dukes of Hazardous Material
  • The Quilted-Quicker-Picker-Upper, Bounty!
  • Minnie Pearl Necklace
  • The Hairy Hand of Death
  • Hellacopter Meat
  • Armed and Hammered
  • Almighty Lumberjacks of Death
  • Picadilly Circus People
  • The Spaceshits
  • Infected Mushroom
  • Heterophobia
  • Planet of Pants
  • Hairy Hole
  • The Inflatable Boy Clams
  • Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies
  • Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy
  • Immaculate Infection
  • Motherfucker 666
  • Oingo Boingo
  • My Son the Bum
  • 80s Stallone
  • Bimbo Toolshed
  • Evil Beaver
  • Professor Morrison's Lollipop
  • Dreaded Apparatus
  • Vegetarian Meat
  • Three Day Stubble
  • Global Disrobal
  • Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids
  • Balls Deep