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50th Party Names ideas

Hopefully this list of 50th party ideas will inspire you. it really is one of the highlights of fun times


Name Ideas

You can still have a festive 50th party celebration with these ideas and suggestions

 

  • Happy birthday, you old buzzard!
  • Age equals wisdom – hear this youngin’s?
  • At 50 he’s seen it all, done it all………. but can’t remember most of it!
  • I can’t remember what I forgot, so don’t ask
  • Golden Year
  • It’s after sixty that everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
  • Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
  • Are we the grownups yet?
  • Over what hill? What hill? I don’t see any hill
  • I’m chronologically gifted!
  • Caution, middle age meltdown!
  • My own mortality will be the death of me yet
  • My wild oats have turned to mush
  • Happy 50th Birthday. Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice
  • Aged to perfection!
  • Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity
  • I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged
  • Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself
  • Old fart, young heart
  • Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!
  • It’s not about age, it’s about attitude
  • After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
  • Oh no, say it isn’t so. Not the big 5-0!
  • Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of my tunnel has been turned off
  • Nifty fifty!
  • 50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer
  • At 50 you’ll have the choice of many temptations, but being 50 also means you’ll probably choose the option that gets you home earliest
  • Been there, done that, got the t-shirt
  • I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!
  • Before I turned 50 I used to jog 6 miles a day now I know a short cut
  • If you remove all the wisdom and experience in the world of people over 50 then there wouldn’t be enough left to run it!
  • I’m immortal — so far!
  • Age is not a destination, it’s a journey!
  • I’m a classic, you only get better with age!
  • Once over the hill, you pick up speed
  • 50 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas
  • Yes, me – Charter member, “Old farts hall of fame”
  • I Love my 50′s, because I know what comes next? My 60′s!
  • I can’t believe I’m 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
  • I’m old and have the body of a god – Buddha!
  • 50 years old or 18,250 days young!
  • I’m too sexy for my hair, that’s why it isn’t there
  • I’m cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
  • Vintage. Retro. Antique
  • 50! I demand a recount
  • I’ll be spontaneous when I get around to it
  • It’s just my birthday, I’m not extinct yet!
  • You’ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Now if only the senility hadn’t wiped it all away
  • I have the body of a god – Buddha!
  • At 50 you’ve seen it all and done it all – but can’t remember most of it!
  • I will avenge myself and live long enough to be a problem to my kids!
  • Hi Ho, Hi Ho its over the hill you go!
  • I’m not 50, I’m 19 with 31 years experience!
  • I’ll be kind to my kids; they’ll be choosing my nursing home
  • Happy 1/2 way to 100!
  • Which sounds better, 5 decades or half a century?
  • In dog years I’m dead
  • Five decades smarter than YOU
  • Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have just turned to porridge
  • Nifty, Thrifty and Finally 50!
  • Fifty is the ultimate “F” word
  • I get everything I set my mind to. Now where’d I set my mind?
  • Charter member, ‘Old farts hall of fame.’
  • Getting old stinks, but it sure beats the alternative