50th Party Names ideas
Hopefully this list of 50th party ideas will inspire you. it really is one of the highlights of fun times
You can still have a festive 50th party celebration with these ideas and suggestions
- Happy birthday, you old buzzard!
- Age equals wisdom – hear this youngin’s?
- At 50 he’s seen it all, done it all………. but can’t remember most of it!
- I can’t remember what I forgot, so don’t ask
- Golden Year
- It’s after sixty that everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
- Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional
- Are we the grownups yet?
- Over what hill? What hill? I don’t see any hill
- I’m chronologically gifted!
- Caution, middle age meltdown!
- My own mortality will be the death of me yet
- My wild oats have turned to mush
- Happy 50th Birthday. Let’s crack open a bottle of prune juice
- Aged to perfection!
- Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity
- I’m not old, I’m youthfully challenged
- Don’t interrupt me while I’m talking to myself
- Old fart, young heart
- Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday!
- It’s not about age, it’s about attitude
- After fifty everything that doesn’t hurt doesn’t work!
- Oh no, say it isn’t so. Not the big 5-0!
- Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of my tunnel has been turned off
- Nifty fifty!
- 50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer
- At 50 you’ll have the choice of many temptations, but being 50 also means you’ll probably choose the option that gets you home earliest
- Been there, done that, got the t-shirt
- I’m not 50, I’m 49.95, plus tax!
- Before I turned 50 I used to jog 6 miles a day now I know a short cut
- If you remove all the wisdom and experience in the world of people over 50 then there wouldn’t be enough left to run it!
- I’m immortal — so far!
- Age is not a destination, it’s a journey!
- I’m a classic, you only get better with age!
- Once over the hill, you pick up speed
- 50 years old. Bodywork and mechanics need slight attention. Runs on gas
- Yes, me – Charter member, “Old farts hall of fame”
- I Love my 50′s, because I know what comes next? My 60′s!
- I can’t believe I’m 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
- I’m old and have the body of a god – Buddha!
- 50 years old or 18,250 days young!
- I’m too sexy for my hair, that’s why it isn’t there
- I’m cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
- Vintage. Retro. Antique
- 50! I demand a recount
- I’ll be spontaneous when I get around to it
- It’s just my birthday, I’m not extinct yet!
- You’ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Now if only the senility hadn’t wiped it all away
- I have the body of a god – Buddha!
- At 50 you’ve seen it all and done it all – but can’t remember most of it!
- I will avenge myself and live long enough to be a problem to my kids!
- Hi Ho, Hi Ho its over the hill you go!
- I’m not 50, I’m 19 with 31 years experience!
- I’ll be kind to my kids; they’ll be choosing my nursing home
- Happy 1/2 way to 100!
- Which sounds better, 5 decades or half a century?
- In dog years I’m dead
- Five decades smarter than YOU
- Happy 50th birthday! Your wild oats have just turned to porridge
- Nifty, Thrifty and Finally 50!
- Fifty is the ultimate “F” word
- I get everything I set my mind to. Now where’d I set my mind?
- Charter member, ‘Old farts hall of fame.’
- Getting old stinks, but it sure beats the alternative
