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Funny Wifi Names

Now I'm dying to share my collection of funny wifi names



I noticed some funny names of people's wifis and routers over the years. I put this list together of funny wifi names.

  • Pretty Fly for a Wi-Fi
  • Series of Tubes
  • 99 problems, but WiFi ain’t one
  • It Burns When IP
  • AllYourBandWidthRbelongToUS
  • It hurts when IP
  • The Wireless-G Spot
  • Police Surveillance Van 2
  • iDroppin'
  • Look Ma, No Wires!
  • Martin Router King
  • Keep it on the Download
  • Network Not Found
  • Skynet Global Defense Network
  • Please Connect for Identity Theft
  • PlzBringVodkaToApt1310
  • I hate my neighbor
  • Use This One Mom
  • GET OFF MY LAN
  • Silence of the LAN
  • Help, I’m Trapped in a Router!
  • 2 Girls, 1 Router
  • LAN of Milk and Honey
  • WI-FIght the inevitable?
  • Network error
  • Mom, Click Here for Internet
  • Used Nicholas Cage DVDs 2 for 1
  • YourDogShitsInMyYard
  • Ye old Internet
  • Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Lan
  • The LAN Before Time
  • The Net starring Sandra Bullock
  • FBI surveillance van
  • A Van Down By The River
  • Wu-Tang LAN
  • I’m cheating on my WiFi
  • John's full name in CAPS, no space
  • Click Here for Viruses
  • You can't haz wireless
  • I Pronounce you Man and WiFi
  • Poonshangle
  • FBI Surveillance Van #594
  • No Free Wi-Fi for You
  • Drop it like it's hotspot
  • I.want.a.llama
  • I am the Internet, AMA
  • Pretty fly for a WiFi
  • Occam’s Router
  • SUPERthanksforasking
  • John Wilkes Bluetooth
  • Ermahgerd, Wi-Fi!
  • youcanthazwireless
  • The Dark Knet
  • All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us
  • Troy and Abed in the Modem
  • AllYourBandwidthAreBelongToUS
  • Bill Clinternet
  • One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
  • Router, I Hardly Know Her!
  • Nacho WiFi
  • Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wi-Fi!
  • WiFightIt
  • Router, I Hardly Know Her
  • Hide yo kids hide yo WiFi
  • New England Clam Router
  • Pump it. ROUTER!
  • Optimus Prime
  • A LANnister Always Surfs The Net
  • Router? I Hardly Know Her
  • I Can Haz Wireless?
  • Y No You Get WiFi?
  • 404NetworkUnavailable
  • Router? I hardly knew her!
  • lookmanowires
  • Wi-Fi Network? Why Not Zoidberg?
  • Abraham Linksys
  • Go Go Gadget Internet
  • Free virus
  • Please stop your barking dog
  • Drop it like it’s Hotspot
  • Bill Wi, the Science Fi
  • Winternet is Coming
  • I’m Under Your Bed
  • Pokémon center
  • Get off My LAN!
  • Hack me
  • To use, bring booze
  • Wi believe I can Fi
  • LANdo Calrissian
  • The Promised LAN
  • DHARMA Initiative – Station 4
  • The Silence of the LANs

Well there you have it. I hope you found some good wifi network names, have a nice day.