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Meat Puns

Everyone loves a good old meat pun. puns for our meat Puns


See some meat puns:



  • If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t` eat meat.
  • All comments have to be puns? Well that's bologna.
  • What do you call a cow with no legs at all? Ground beef
  • Which of the following doesn’t belong: wife, meat, eggs, blowjob? The blowjob.
  • If puns were meats, this one would be the wurst
  • How many meat eaters does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
  • Vegan: Nah, it’s just from reading all of those tiny ingredients lists.
  • Baby Your The Meat And In The Meat Tenderiser, Your About To Get Pounded.
  • If animals aren’t supposed to be eaten, then why are they made out of meat
  • Are you spaghetti cause I want you to meat my balls.
  • What’s a cow’s favorite moosical note? Beef-flat!
  • I’m bacon you…please! No more meat puns!
  • A vegetarian, a meat-eater, and a cannibal walk into a bar, the veg’ orders a salad, the other orders a burger, than the
  • Aw I like that pun. Too bad you chickened out...
  • What do you call a cow that has 2 legs? Side of beef
  • What did one vegetarian spy say to the other vegetarian spy? We have to stop meating like this.
  • Do you like BBQs, cause I’m gunna slap my meat across your grill Do you have any raisins? (no…) How about a date?
  • OP’s puns meat our expectations today. Not the usual low quality spam.
  • Meat-eater: Did you hear about the new study saying vegans are more likely to go blind? I guess it’s because you don’t get the proper nutrition.
  • You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can’t beat a blowjob.
  • At least it wasn't a sausage joke. Those are the werst.
  • What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
  • What do you call a cow that has 1 leg? Steak
  • A sign in the window reads CURED MEATS. Inside, a salami takes his first steps since the accident. A prosciutto learns to forgive.
  • What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
  • If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
  • Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in ur ass
  • Do you like meat? Cause you’ll be eating some tonight.
  • A pun is a rare medium well done.
  • Are you going to the BBQ (What BBQ?) My meat in your grill
  • What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor? Ground Beef
  • Doing steak puns are we? I find they're a medium rarely well done.
  • I’ll pound your meat any way you want me to.
  • What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
  • bartender asks the cannibal “anything for you?”, so he replies, “no thanks, i’ll wait till they’re done
  • It's so watery, and yet there's a smack of ham to it.
  • Nothing to wagu finger at.