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  • Cross Country was invented so water would taste good
  • 7 days without running makes one weak
  • Deeds not Words
  • Don’t worry about the map. We’ll show you the way!
  • The road to hell is paved. Run Cross Country!
  • Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up.
  • Practice, practice, practice
  • Some wish it would happen,
  • That Fuel Belt Makes Your Butt Look Great
  • The faster you run, the quicker you get done.
  • No time outs, no half times, no substitutions. Cross Country, the only true sport
  • Don’t worry about the map…we’ll show you the way!
  • Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
  • Run Like You Stole Something
  • If you’re not the lead dog, the view remains the same.
  • Ya Gotta Believe
  • We Are Family
  • Run long, run strong, run with pride, with every stride.
  • I Wanna Go Fast
  • Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads.
  • Trample the Weak! Hurdle the Dead!
  • Hustle, hit and never quit
  • You can’t be as good as, you have to be better than
  • May the course be with you.
  • Smile, Only $37.40 To Go!
  • Will run for food
  • Life is short. Running makes it seem longer.
  • We’ve got a bad case of the runs.
  • This was at the 2013 Disneyland Half Marathon. The thing is, I kept smelling bacon – just could't find it!
  • Cross Country Slogans for Shirts
  • Attitude is everything!
  • Good. Better. Best.
  • Champions Train, Losers Complain
  • Don't Stop 'Til U Get Enough
  • D's Are Your Motivation
  • Championships are won at practice
  • Some call it obsessive compulsive. We call it Cross Country.
  • My Sport Is Your Sport’s Punishment
  • Dang it! My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today but then I saw you!
  • Respect All, Fear None
  • Was that an earthquake or are you rocking this run?
  • That's What She Said
  • I hope there’s a fireman around, ’cause you’re smokin’ fast!
  • Dedication + motivation = success
  • You ask me why I run? The same reason I breathe.
  • I’m not an easy catch
  • Eat. Run. Sleep. Repeat.
  • Somewhere in The World Someone’s Training When You Are Not. When You Race Him, He Will Win.
  • Cross Country: We are training to run, not running to train.
  • May the course be with you
  • We don’t yield to pedestrians
  • Pass them, don’t pace them
  • Refuse to Lose
  • The wishbone will never replace the backbone.
  • Run Forrest Run
  • There's A Zombie Behind You!
  • Ryan Gosling Is Waiting
  • Slower traffic keep right.
  • Running is the feeling of someone pushing you from behind…and realizing it’s you.
  • To show good sportsmanship, please refrain from making little racecar noises as you pass your fellow opponents.
  • Believe & Achieve
  • Running begins not with the feet but with the mind.
  • I am not sure if it was this run or you that just took my breath away.
  • Pass them, don’t pace them
  • New to the course? Follow us. We’ll show you the way.
  • Our warm up is your workout
  • If you can read this, we’re just warming up
  • Do you know karate? ‘Cause you have a great finishing kick!
  • May the fourth be with you
  • My cross country shoes have more miles than your car
  • Champions are made in practice
  • Some have hopes and dreams. We’ve got ways and means!