Dr. Odd

The Simpsons Sound Bites

Mr. Burns WAVs - Simpsons Sounds

• Mr. Burns

• "Smithers, take off my belt" With pleasure sir!!
  
• "Dogs, are idiots, think about it Smithers. If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face, what would you say?" If you did it sir?
  
• "Oooo, the Germans are mad at me, Ooo the Germans!!......."
  
• "You there, fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanise my tires post haste!"
  
• "Far too much dancing, not nearly enough prancing!" A little mincing would be nice
  
• "Have the Rolling Stones killed" But sir, those aren't..."Do as I say!"
  
• "I'll give you the thrashing of a life time!!"
  
• "What will you be doing Smithers? Something gay no doubt"
  
• "Woojah, eughhjjj juuagghh" (yeah, well you try spelling it)
  

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