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Chief Wiggum WAVs - Simpsons Sounds
"...this is 9-1-2."
"...you don't get your gun until..."
"Oh, no, have they set a date."
"Well you story is very compelling..."
"You have the right to remain silent..."
"Well, just get one of those inflatable women."
"Yeh, right an elephant..."
"...the special schools are all over him."
Behold, the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head! Oooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax, a horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit
Oh right, how are you gunna get 'em? Skeleton power?
Let's tear this place apart!!
Oh my god! It's just disappeared! It's a ghostcar!!!
Ah, just get one of those inflatable women. But make sure it's a woman though. 'Cos one time I.......
"Dispatch, this is Chief Wiggum in pursuit of the rebelling women"
Alright, your current location?
"Ahh, I'm on a road, looks to be asphalt. Aw jeez, trees, shrubs. Uh I'm directly under the earth's sun.....now"
Ok folks, show's over, nothing to see here, show's o-Oh my god!! A horrible plane crash!!.....
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows....
Can we make our own movies and enter them?"
"At last, an excuse to wear make-up!!
Oh my god! Someone's taken a bite out of the big Rice-Crispie square!!.....
Well at McDonalds you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.....
Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked....aww c'mon, continue....
This is papa bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect driving a car, of some sort heading in the direction of you know, that place that sells chilli......
Sideshow Bob has no decency. He called me Chief Piggum!.....Hehehe, now I get it. That's good
......Bake him away, toys."
What'd you say, chief?
"Do what the kid says.
What-what-what-what. This better be about pizza
You're under arrest"
By Lucifer's beard!
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