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Color Puns

Absolutely hillarious Color one-liners! Large collection of best Color one-line jokes

I need some color puns

  • That blue my mind.
  • When is a black dog not a black dog? When it's a grey-hound!
  • What bird is always sad? The blue jay!
  • Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
  • What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
  • That blue my mind.
  • If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where is the white house? In Washington, D.C.
  • I can't see it. It must be invisiblue
  • What's black and white and makes lots of noise? A zebra with a drum.
  • What color socks do bears wear? They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
  • Don’t feel so low, your face is almost yel-low
  • Knock, knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I'm here? 
  • What is a cat's favorite color? "Purr"ple
  • Are you reddy?
  • What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill!
  • What's black and white, black and white, and black and white? A zebra caught in a revolving door!
  • What is black, white and red all over? A sunburnt penguin!
  • What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car? A pink carnation!
  • When do you go on red and stop on green? When you are eating a watermelon.
  • Why did the crayon cry? He was feeling blue.