Vulgar Team Names

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• The Morneau Afterpill
• Mentally Bedarded
• Yo bitch is Uggla!
• Julio’s Urias Tract Infection
• Piston Broke
  
• Ha-Ha Hillary Loves Clinton Dix
• Forte-Inch Ditka
• Joiquing Goff
• Slob on my Cobb
• Dirty Mark Sanchez
• The Purple Helmets
• OBJ A Day Keeps the Doctor Away
• The Beg Tets
• The Cunning Linguists
• Tittsburgh Feelers
• A beautiful place to put your face
• Big Sticks
• Agatha Quiztie
• With My Testicles
• Cum Dempster
• Vajayjay Twatt
• Smarty Pints
• The Shy Teds
• Hilliary's a Hater
• Tossed Salas
  
• Eric Byrnes Joints
• Crouching Barmaid Hidden Sausage
• Quizzee Rascal
• Granny's One Night Stand
• The Square Cut Punts
• Dez Nuts
• Multiple Goregasms
• Look Ma, No Hanley
• John Leslie's Wheel of Misfortune
• Colon Blow
• Master Debaters
• Washington Foreskins
• Smoakin' Crack
• Deflate Dez Ballz
• The Joey Deacon Hit Squad
• Tabata Dat Ass
• Monica Loves Clinton Dix
• Off in a Tube Sock
• The Posey Magnets
• Rbi'd For Her Pleasure
• Heather Mills’ Leg Waxers
• Finding a Hole
• The Sandusky Tickle Monsters
• Inter Yermam
  
• CokeCain Is A Hellickson Of A Drug
• The Itty Bitty Titty Committee
• Suck My Markockis
• JuergensGoff
• Popped Her Jaime
• AikenRawls
• BlueRawls
• Colon Problems
• Ron Jeremy’s Hills
• Adam Eaton Pussy
• She Gives Woodhead
• Dez-ed & Confused
• Amari Pooper
• Jerkin my Kurkjian
• The ConVickts
• Smack My Bitch Upton
• Pablo’s Sandy-balls
• Golden Tate Showers
• Beaver Bashers
• Stephen Hawking's Dance Revolution
• Masterdeflator
• Morning Woodhead
  
• Smell My Cheese You Mother
• Aroldis Swisher & Smoak It
• Fighting Fook U's
• The Worryers
• Palmer TDs
• Erect Decker
• Schaub on My Knob
• You Can Luck Goff!
• Camel Toe Hounds
• Moist Kent
• Big Willy n Mike Hunt
• Fact Hunt
• Norfolk in Hopers
• Phesant Pluckers
• Mike Hunts Big & Hairy
• Hard Gore Porn
• Merkel's Boner
• Sex With Corpas
• Tom Brady’s Softballs
• She Got A Hairy Boesch
  
• Norfolk 'N Chance
• Walking Talking Steven Hawking
• Your Pujols Stinks
• Four Balls...how Could You Walk?
• Quiz in Your Face
• Kenneth Dixon/out
• Whoops Eiferted
• Harold Bishop's Red Speedos
• Golden Taint
• Astros to Mouth