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Butter Puns

Absolutely hillarious Butter one-liners! Large collection of best Butter one-line jokes


I need some Butter puns

  • You're butter off not knowing.
  • Excellent; keep churning them out, guys.
  • These are really crummy puns.
  • I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn’t want to spread it
  • It's margarine-ally better than doing nothing at all.
  • Did you hear the rumors about butter? Nevermind - you shouldn’t spread them
  • I propose a toast to our community manager!
  • I bet some cringe is about to get churned out
  • Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
  • What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
  • Don't try to butter him up, now.
  • He's probably just loafing around.