Dr. Odd

Glasses suck - here are 10 reasons why

1. Peripheral vision messed up
   
2. Back of ears hurt
3. They steam up
4. My kids grab them and I get their greasy finger prints on them
5. They look dorky
6. They get dirty easily
7. They slide down nose
8. Frames are fragile and crack when I sit on them
9. They go out of style quickly and I have to pay piles of money for new ones
10. When it rains I can't see because of all the raindrops on them