Caddyshack Sound Bites
Caddyshack Audio Clips
Caddyshack Sound Bites
Rodney Dangerfield: "1000 Bucks you miss that putt!"
Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh this is th worst lookin' hat I ever saw... Oh it looks good on you though."
Bill Murray: "You beast, you savage, c'mon bark like a dog for me!"
Chevy Chase: "To me there's a subtle perfection in everything I do. I have my own standards, my own way."Tanks for nuthin
Sarah Holcomb: "Well, t'anks for nuthin'!"This place sucks
Rodney Dangerfield: "Well, this whole place sucks. That's right, it sucks."Total consciousness
Bill Murray: " 'But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness'... So I got that goin' for me... which is nice."Trouble
Michael O'Keefe as Danny Noonan: "I'm in big trouble."
Sarah Holcomb: "Oh, yeah?... Me too. I'm late."
O'Keefe: "Late for what?"
Holcomb: "For not bein' pregnant!"Waiting
Ted Knight: "Well?... We're waiting!"Wanna get high?
Cindy Morgan: "Ya wanna get high?"
Bill Murray: "Big hitter... long."
Bill Murray: "Cannonball....cannonball coming!"
Bill Murray: "Cinderella story.. outta nowhere... former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion."
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla . The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff." [Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)]
Bill Murray: "I guess we're playing for keeps now, I guess the is pretty much over huh."
Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey everybody we're all gonna get laid!"
Bill Murray: "Gunga ga gunga ga ga gunga gagunga"
Bill Murray: "He's got a beautiful backswing Oh he got all of that one!"
Bill Murray: "Former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion (STROKE) mmmph It's in the hole!"
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" [Rodney Dangerfield (Al Czervik)]
Bill Murray: "You're lean, you're mean, and you,re not too far in between either I bet are you?"
(background) "Do you take drugs, Danny? –Every day. –Good." [Chevy Chase (Ty Webb) | Michael O'Keefe (Danny Noonan)]
Rodney Dangerfield: "Lets go while we're young!"
Chevy Chase: "If you can open a curtain up out there somewhere, I can get right through that window."
Bill Murray: "I smell varmit poontang."
(background) "I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." [Chevy Chase (Ty Webb)]"You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. –Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch." [Ted Knight (Judge Elihu Smails) | Chevy Chase (Ty Webb)]
Chevy Chase: "This isn't Russia, is this Russia? No, this isn't Russia."
Bill Murray: "And that's all she wrote."
Chevy Chase: "You're a tremendous slouch."
"You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya, huh?" [Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)]
Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh, somebody step on a duck?"
Lacy: "You wanna tie me up with some of your ties?"
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"You beast. You savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me!" [Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)]
Sarah Holcomb as Maggie O'Hooligan: "Oh, God, that's all I need!"All she wrote
Bill Murray as Carl Spackler: "...and that's all she wrote."Badness
Ted Knight as Judge Smails: "There's a lot of, uh, well, badness in the world today. I see it in court everyday. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it... Felt I owed it to them... The most important decision you can make right now is what do you stand for, Danny... goodness or badness?"Bark like a dog
Bill Murray: "C'mon, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog!"Born 2 love you
Chevy Chase as Ty Webb, singing: "I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first."Cannonball
Bill Murray: "Cannonball it! Cannonball! Cannonball comin'. Cannonball comin'."Cinderella boy
Bill Murray: "He's gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He's the Cinderella boy."Dad
Chevy Chase: "My dad... never liked you."Easy to grin
Ted Knight: "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat. Ha, ha, heh, heh!"Eat your fat
John F. Barmon, Jr.: "Are you gonna eat your fat?"
Ted Knight: "Spaulding!"Fourteen dollars
Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik: "Hey, you wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?"Fred
Ted Knight: "You're drinking too much, Your Excellency."
Henry Wilcoxon as the Bishop: "Excellency fiddlesticks! My name's Fred, and I'm just a man, same as you are."
Knight: "You're not a man, you're a Bishop, for God's sakes!"
Wilcoxon: "There is no God."Fresca
Ted Knight: "How 'bout a Fresca?"Good on you
Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. Well, you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?... Oh, it looks good on you, though."Hello mister gopher
Bill Murray: "Uh, hello, Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi. Uh, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about."Hey everybody
Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"In the hole
Bill Murray: "Cinderella story, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper, now, about to become The Masters champion."
Sfx: Golf swing.
Murray: "It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"It's the best
Young woman: <coughs> "What kind of s*** is this?!"
John F. Barmon, Jr., as Spaulding: "It's the best, man. I got it from a Negro!"Mister wonderful
Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall: "I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful."
Chevy Chase: "What, uh, spelling did you use?"Monkey woman
Bill Murray: "Ooo, that was a good one! Ooo, that was right where you wanted it! Ooo, Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, you know that? You're a little monkey woman. You're lean, and you're mean, and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya?"
McFiddish: "Carl! Damn your eyes, man!"Nananana
Chevy Chase: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na..." (imitating the sound effects from The Six Million Dollar Man"Owe you nothing
Rodney Dangerfield: "I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks."
Ted Knight: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice."
Sfx: Golf swing, tree limb.
Dangerfield: "Okay, you can owe me."
Knight: "I owe you nothing!"Pond
Bill Murray: "You got a pool over there?"
Chevy Chase: "We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you."Satisfaction
Ted Knight: "I demand satisfaction."See you tomorrow
Ted Knight: "I'll see you two tomorrow morning on the golf course!"Some do not
Ted Knight: "Some people simply do not belong."Some of your ties
Cindy Morgan: "I bet you've got a lot of nice ties."
Chevy Chase: "What do you mean?"
Morgan: "You wanna tie me up with some of your ties... Ty?"