Clips from Big Lebowski
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Jackie Treehorn (Ben Gazzara): "New
technology permits is to do very exciting things in interactive and
erotic software. The wave of the future dude, 100 percent electronic."
The Dude: "Will you come off it Walter you're not even bleep
ing Jewish to man."
Blond Treehorn Thug (Mark Pellegrino): "Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the money Lebowski? Where's the bleep
in' money bleep
Blond Treehorn Thug: "You see what happens Lebowski? You see what happens?"
The Dude: "Well they finally did it, they killed my bleep ing car."
Walter: "Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well."
The Dude: "His wife goes out and owes money all over town and the pee all over my rug."
Bunny Lebowski (Tara Reid): "I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars."
Walter: "First of all dude, you don't have ex, then secondly this is a bleep ing showed dog is bleep ing papers. You can't abort it. It gets upset. It's hair falls out. The bleep ing dog has bleep ing papers. Over the line!"
The Dude: "He has emotional problems man."
The Dude: "Just take it easy man."
Bill Selliger: "(beep) Mr. Lebowski, this is Bill Selliger of the Southern Cal bowling league. I just got a report that a member of your team Walter ??? drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, it controveens a number of leagues bylaws and also article 27 of the..."
The Big Lebowski (David Huddleston): "Isn't that what makes a man?"
Donnie: "What's during league play?"
Jesus Quinlana(John Turturro): "Liam and me, we're going to bleep
Jesus: "Let me tell you something pendejo. If you try any of that crazy bleep with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you can stick it up your ass and pull the trade your until it goes click."
The Dude: "We're bleep
The Dude: "Just tell me where the bleep ed you want us to go."
The Dude: "But you haven't told me how were going to get her back. Where is she?"
The Dude: "Walter I love you but sooner or later you're going to have to the face the fact that you're a god-damn moron."
Walter: "Ah bleep it dude, lets go bowling."
Walter: "Whose sitting on a million bleep
ing dollars am I wrong? Whose got a bleep
ing million bleep
ing dollars sitting in the trunk of our car?"
Maude Lebowski (Julianne Moore): "My art has been commended as strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina."
Maude Lebowski: "The foundation takes youngsters from what?"
Tony The Chauffeur (Dom Irrera): "Hey, you know what forget about it huh, forget about it."
The Dude: "Hey, careful man there's a beverage here man hey."
The Dude: "Okay, you know, you guys aren't privey to all the new bleep so, uh, you know, but hey that's what you that's what you pay me for."
The Dude: "Speaking of
which, you think it's you could uh, give me my 20,000 in cash. My
concern and I've got to check it with my accounted, but this might bump
me up into a higher tax bracket."
The Dude: "Where the bleep
are they going to get a..."
Walter: "Hey dude, don't go away man. Come on, this affects all of us man. Our basic freedoms! I'm staying. I'm finishing my coffee. Enjoying my coffee."
The Dude: "Oh, nice marmot."
The Dude: "Hey man, are you going to find these guys, or, you know, I mean, do you guys have any promising leads?"
Walter: "And also lets not
forget, let's not forget dude, that keeping wild life... an amphibious
rodent... you know domestic... within the city... That ain't legally
The Stranger (Sam Elliott): "Well, a wiser fellow than myself once said, sometimes you eat the bear And much obliged, sometimes the bear well, he eats you."cus_words.wav
The Stranger: "There's just one thing dude."
The Dude: "Who the bleep
are you man?"
The Dude: "What the bleep is with this guy, who is he?"burgers1.wav
Walter: "He lives in North Hollywood near the In And Out Burger."
Walter: "We'll go over their after the what have you, and brace the kid. He should be a push over."
The Dude: "You figured oh, here's a loser, a deadbeat, someone the square community won't give a bleep
The Dude: "The dude Abides."