Z
Secret love: David Hasselhoff
Worst day: "When I shit my pants"
Roman
Raised by a small pack of turkish otters.
Claim to fame: beat upthat kid Screech from Saved by the Bell in a bar fight in West Philly.
Doby
Born under the name Philipe Sinder in Burma.
Hobbies - throwing fecal matter at kids.
Pavil
Middle name is Umbrella Stomach.
Beat out by George Micheal as final member of Wham!
Todd
Favorite Food: dirty pond raised catfish
Favorite porn: fat women, age 50+
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