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Valentines Day Puns

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  • Mustache: I mustache you a question? Will you be my Valentine?
  • Fortune cookie: I'm so fortune-ate that you're my friend
  • Light bulb: I love you a whole watt
  • Krackel chocolate bars: You krack me up
  • Moon Pie: I love you to the moon and back
  • GI Joe: Love is a battlefield
  • Sewing kit: you're sew special to me
  • Star Wars: you're the obi-one for me
  • Clothes pins: I'd love to hang out with you
  • Moon pies: I love you to the moon and back
  • Funyun chips: you're so much fun
  • Thumbprint: Thumb-body loves you
  • Reeses pieces: You stole a piece of my heart
  • Rolos: I like the way you roll
  • Search wood book: I searched and found the best Valentine
  • Toy Dinosaur: Valentine, you make my heart ?saur?
  • Toothbrush: I can't smile with out you
  • Berries: I like you berry much
  • Star Wars: you're the Obi-Won for me
  • Kool Aid: you're kool
  • Handi wipes: You can count on me when things get sticky
  • Glue: Let's stick together
  • Lottery ticket: you're a whole lotto fun
  • Highlighter: you're the highlight of my day!
  • Maze: I think you're a-maze-ing
  • Chap stick: Read my lips, I'm yours
  • Stickers/ tattoos: I'm stuck on you
  • Friendship bracelet: Our class would knot be the same without
  • Can of soup: you're souper!
  • Cheerios: you're O so special to me
  • Corn nuts: Don't mean to be corny, but will you be my Valentine?
  • Nutella: I'm nuts about you (& chocolate)!
  • Shovel: I dig you
  • Pirates Booty: Ahoy Matey, you? re a real treasure
  • Sheep doodle: I love ewe
  • Pear: We make a great pear
  • Coffee: Thanks for keeping me grounded
  • Olives: Olive you a lot
  • Stretch toy: It's no stretch being your friend
  • Matches: We're the perfect match
  • Smarties: Hey Smartie pants, Happy Valentines Day
  • Owl doodle: you're a hoot
  • Bouncy ball: You make my heart bounce
  • Glow sticks: You make my heart glow
  • Hershey kisses: I love you a bushel and a peck
  • Flower: I'd pick you any day
  • S?mores: Everyday I like you s'more and Everyday I like you s?more
  • Apples: you're the apple of my eye
  • Button candy: you're as cute as a button
  • Typewriter doodle: you're just my type
  • Soap: I was soapin? you?d be my Valentine
  • Buttons: you're as cute as a button
  • Butterfinger: Life is butter with you in it
  • Playing cards: You are the King of my heart
  • Hot tamales: you're one hot tamale
  • Sewing kit: I love you sew much
  • Plastic zoo animals: I'm wild about you
  • Pretzel Sticks: Stick with me, Valentine
  • PB&J Sandwiches: We stick together like PB&J
  • Extra gum: you're extra special to me
  • Starbursts: I'm bursting with happiness that you're my friend
  • Life Savers: Valentine, you float my boat
  • Crush soda: I?ve got a crush on you
  • Teddy Grahams: You are so beary nice
  • Sweet tarts: you're as sweet as can be
  • Door hanger: I adoor you
  • Gum: I chews you, Valentine
  • Play Doh: Doh not forget how special you are, Valentine
  • Mad libs: I'm mad about you
  • Screwdriver: You drive me mad (in a good way)!
  • Owl doodle: Owl be you're friend forever
  • Magnets: Let's stick together
  • Donut holes: You are a hole lot of fun, Valentine!
  • Orbit Gum: You send my heart into Orbit
  • Google Eyes: I?ve got my eyes on you
  • Playing cards: 52 things I love about you
  • Ball: I like the way you roll
  • Mints: We're mint to be
  • Socks: You knock my socks off
  • Bunny Crackers: Some bunny loves being your friend
  • Puzzle: We fit together perfectly
  • Painted rocks: You rock, Valentine
  • Matchbox car: I wheelie like you
  • Swedish fish: you're o-fish-ally an awesome friend
  • Clementine orange: you're such a cutie
  • Hammer: You make my heart pound
  • Any candy: you're sweet
  • Peeps: Happy Valentines Day to all my peeps
  • Gold fish: You are ofish ally an awesome friend
  • Scratch off jokes: 6 cheesy heart day jokes
  • Toy Dinosaur: you're dino-mite
  • Pom Poms: You are the Pom
  • Apple Jacks: you're the apple of my eye
  • Watch: You make my heart go tick tock
  • Lottery ticket: I love you a whole ?Lotto?
  • Cheese Stick: Let's stick together
  • Chips Ahoy cookies: Ahoy Matey, be my valentine
  • Paper/electric fan: You blow me away
  • 2 of any candy: We're 2 of a kind
  • Peanut butter: Spread the love
  • Pixie sticks: Stick with me, Valentine
  • Nuts: I'm nuts about you
  • Painted twigs: Stick with me, Valentine
  • Rocket ship: you're outta this world
  • Bubbles: I'm bubbling with excitement that you're my friend
  • Popcorn: My heart pops for you
  • Magnifying glass: I?ve got my eye on you
  • Coffee: Thanks for keeping me grounded and for be?an such a good friend
  • Almond Joy: It's a joy being your friend
  • Gummi bears: I'm beary happy you're in my class
  • Bubbles: You blow me away, Valentine
  • Boat: You float my boat
  • Gold fish: you're a great catch and I'm so glad We're in the same school
  • Comb: Honey, comb your hair we have a date tonight
  • Plum: you're plum perfect
  • Lolly pop with a cape: Have a super Valentines Day
  • Hot chocolate: You melt my heart
  • Band Aids: I'm stuck on you
  • Orange: you're my main squeeze, Valentine
  • Blow pop: You blow me away, Valentine!
  • Dry erase/ chalk board: I'm never board when you're around
  • Socks: We're the perfect pair
  • Lottery ticket: I love you a whole Lotto
  • Froot loops: You make my loop complete
  • Mountain Dew: I love everything you dew
  • Pen/ Pencil: you're just write for me
  • Deer doodle: you're a deer to me
  • Chocolate coins: Don't ever change Valentine
  • Apple sauce: you're awesome sauce
  • Magnet: can't resist your pull
  • Cat (tattoo, sticker, eraser): I think you're purrrrrfect
  • Key shaped cookies: You hold the key to my heart
  • Any tattoo or sticker: I'm stuck on you
  • Crayons: You color my world, Valentine!
  • Hot pad: You warm my heart
  • Apple juice boxes: you're the apple of my eye
  • Wine: you're like a fine wine, Valentine!
  • Owl (tattoo, sticker, eraser): I?ll owl-ways be your friend
  • Crazy straws: I'm crazy for you
  • Wine: Don't make me whine, be my valentine
  • Fruit Leather: You are a berry good friend
  • Cookie cutter: you're a cut above the rest
  • Ruler: You rule, Valentine
  • Candle: You light up my life
  • Pop Rocks: You rock, Valentine
  • Banana: I go bananas over you
  • Pickle: You mean a great dill to me
  • Crazy straw: You are ex-straw special
  • Soda: I soda think you are amazing
  • Tootsie rolls: I like the way you roll
  • Snickers: Thanks for making me snicker
  • Tootsie rolls: Happy Valentine, toots!
  • Swedish fish: you're the only fish in the sea for me
  • Donuts: Donut you know I like you a hole bunch
  • Map/ globe: You mean the world to me
  • Popcorn: To a pop-ular kid