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Santa Puns

Everyone loves a good old Santa pun. puns for our Santa pun


See some Santa puns:

  • Who delivers Christmas presents to elephants? Elephanta Claus!
  • What is invisible but smells like milk and cookies? Kris Kringle burps!
  • What does Santa get if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobic!
  • What do you do if Santa Claus gets stuck in your chimney? Pour Santa flush on him!
  • What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
  • What do you call Saint Nick after he has come down the chimney? Cinder Claus!
  • What does Santa say in November? Mo Mo Mo.
  • What do you call a kitty on the beach on Christmas morning? Sandy Claws!
  • Where does Father Christmas go to vote? The North Poll!
  • What would you call Father Christmas if he became a detective? Santa Clues!
  • What is twenty feet tall, has sharp teeth and goes Ho Ho Ho? Tyranno-santa Rex!
  • Who delivers Christmas presents to pets? Why, Santa Paws of course!
  • Why does Santa like to work in his garden? Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe!
  • Why are there no Christmas-themed breath fresheners? Anyone else out there share these santa-mints?
  • Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel!
  • What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish
  • An honest politician, a kind lawyer and Santa Claus were walking down the street and saw a $20 bill. Which one picked it up?? Santa! The other two don't exist!
  • Why does Santa take presents to children around the world? Because the presents won't take themselves!
  • What goes oh, oh, oh? Santa Claus walking backwards!
  • Santa is the King in the North. Long may he reindeer.
  • When it comes to female Santas, I have a lot of Miss Givings.
  • What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney while the fire is still burning? Crisp Kringle!
  • What does Santa say to the toys on Christmas Eve? Okay everyone, sack time!
  • How many chimneys does Saint Nick go down? Stacks!
  • What smells most in a chimney? Santa's nose!
  • What does Kris Kringle like to get when he goes to the donut shop? A jolly roll!
  • How does Père Noël take pictures? With his North "Pole"-aroid!
  • What's red & white and red & white and red & white? Santa rolling down a hill!
  • What do you call Santa when he has no money? Saint "Nickel"-less!
  • What does Santa put on his toast? "Jingle Jam"
  • (that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*)
  • Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him!
  • What’s Santa’s favourite snack? A crisp Pringle.
  • Who delivers presents to dentist offices? Santa Jaws!
  • What does Santa like to have for breakfast? Mistle-"toast"!
  • What did Santa get when he crossed a woodpecker with kleenex? Rapping paper!
  • What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday? "Freeze a jolly good fellow!"
  • What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh! Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa caught in a revolving door!
  • What does Santa use when he goes fishing? His north pole!
  • How do we know Santa is such a good race car driver? Because he's always in the pole position!
  • What's red and white and falls down the chimney? Santa Klutz!
  • Santa Claus – now that’s a fellow withcharisma. Say what you like, the man has presents!
  • What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
  • What do the elves call it when Père Noël claps his hands at the end of a play? Santapplause!
  • Why does Santa's sleigh get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side!
  • What kind of motorcycle does Santy ride? A "Holly" Davidson!
  • Why does Santa owe everything to the elves? Because he is an elf-made man!
  • What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he looked out the window? Looks like "rain", "Dear"!
  • I accidentally got castrated before Christmas. But at least I’m off Santa’s naddy list.
  • You better be good for Christmas. On December 25, the Claus come out.
  • What's red and green and flies? An airsick Santa Claus!
  • Why does St. Nicholas have a white beard? So he can hide at the North Pole!
  • What do you call someone who doesn't believe in Father Christmas? A rebel without a Claus!