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Hair Puns

Hair Puns. Why would barbers make great cab drivers?


Cut out the puns in your business names! ... The word "hair", with so many close relatives and homophones

  • I had one for you, but I'll shave it for later :)
  • Although they make me DYE laughing, Everyone needs to CUT it out with repeating other peoples HAIRlarious puns. :3
  • February 2 Tortoise and the hair......man that was crap.......... i have disapointed myself....
  • To describe my hair, you need a big frocabulary.
  • We'll straighten out this problem, rest a-sheared
  • Hope this pun is a cut above the rest.
  • Hope this pun is a cut above the rest.
  • What's the difference between a Circus Master and Ceasar's barber? One's a raving showman and the other's a shaving roman...
  • Why would barbers make great cab drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
  • I can't pull off a good hair style. So I shave it off instead.
  • I hope these puns don't become a perm.
  • It won't be long now.
  • You could say I was a cut above the rest. You could also say that I have a knack for getting into hairy situations.
  • These puns are a bit tangled...
  • Looks like todays work was CUT SHORT ;)
  • This is a very hairy situation
  • Well, I'm not sure if mine's entirely hairdresser related, so I'll shave it for now. Hope there's no issue hair.
  • Fringe benefits? It's lame, I know.
  • Looks like we are in a bit of a twist.
  • It's annoying when someone CUTS you off mid-sente-*gets shot*
  • Won't you just spray it down?!?!
  • It appears we're at a split end.
  • I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
  • Time to dye
  • It looks like his life will be CUT to a SPLIT END.
  • You might have dye arhhea.
  • Curl up and dye hair salon.
  • How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way.
  • I really wanted the job... but there were too many CONDITION-ERS.
  • Did you hair that he dyed? He tried out for a hairlarious role but he didn't get the cut!
  • They say he got decapitated at the hairdresser.
  • Give me a haircut. *snips one mm off a single hair* Thanks.
  • I'm sure this whole thing will be a snip.
  • Give me a ranch cut
  • Have you seen the professor's comb-over? - yeah, it's hair-larious!
  • HEY KID CUT it out this is a very hairy sution but i can starighten it out X3
  • I mustache you a question. random guy: can you shave it for later? me- it's hairy important...
  • This pun is a cut above the rest, I'll think you'll find.
  • Someone help me! My hair is evil and it's gonna kill me-he-he!!!! Please don't hurt me...
  • Dye potato!
  • Horatio: looks like he.... Got a split end.
  • Oh CUT it out with the crap puns!
  • Bad hair is an un-combin’ sight.
  • Police: Sir, this man has been cut in half in the saloon.
  • Tell BOB he i too SHORT
  • That's cutting it fine.
  • If you try to remove the curls from your hair, you’ll end up fro straighted.
  • I'm gunna cut you
  • Okay lets cut it with these puns! Hair, on Facebook is not the place to dye of laughter at these jokes, on one condition that they are actually hairlarious!
  • Well that was a close shave.
  • I was writing a hairdressing script. I had to repeat where the main character was going on holiday 500 times.
  • I'm sorry, you have dyE-betes
  • Why aren't barbers good at holding a long conversations? Because they always cut them short.
  • I don’t mean to sound superficial when I say the Canadian PM has nice hair. Isn’t it Trudeau?
  • Anybody up for a "dye"et cola
  • I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
  • Like diet pep-salon?
  • When sisters all get weaves do they use a family hair-loom?
  • I got my grades today, there below "SEA" level!!!!!
  • Curl up and dye
  • I started a fight with a hairdresser...it turned into a hairy situation
  • Hey! Cut my hair, and make it snippy!
  • Thats it I'm joining the hair force
  • Snip on this you blow-dryer!!!
  • I got a bad haircut in Stockholm. Now I’m parting in such Swede sorrow.
  • My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.
  • Curl up and dye
  • You might have dye arhhea
  • You're never too young to DYE
  • CUT it out guys, it's really not funny anymore
  • XD, yeah something like that
  • If the Pilgrims came to the Americas on the Mayflower, what did the barbers come on? Clipper ships.
  • That was a close SHAVE
  • None of these make the cut.
  • This looks like a very hairy situation.
  • Could a person get just ONE pigtail, or would that seem like a boar?
  • Did you hear that he dyed? His life was cut short.
  • When is asdf 5 coming out?
  • Looks like we are in a twist...
  • Cut it out, guys.
  • I don't know why I made a story. o_____o'
  • We are cutting prices
  • I'm a hairdresser and I 've got nothing.
  • tHAIRty dollars.
  • Cut my hair, and make it snippy!
  • Harry situation?
  • You look a little bit low cut...
  • To cut the long story short
  • That might be a "hairy" situation
  • That looks nice on you! That's what she said.
  • My hair hasn't made the cut recently.
  • I'd post one, but I'm afraid it wouldn't make the cut.