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Eye Puns

Absolutely hillarious school one-liners! Large collection of best eye one-line jokes


Eye Need Some Eyeball Puns

  • Y'all just making a spectacle of yourselves with this behaviour.
  • That was so cornea.
  • Eye'm baaaaccckk.
  • How could you miss that?
  • continue this thread 
  • It's always nice to have a few puns to break the eyes.
  • A bone doctor and an eye doctor were telling each other jokes. The bone doctor's jokes were humorous but the eye doctor's jokes were cornea.
  • As do eye
  • I thought it was vitreous
  • Overruled.
  • Guess you've closed the "lid" on this one?
  • eye carumba...
  • Oh you masters of puns, im just a pupil of the trade
  • But were just doing it to break the eyes.
  • These jokes are getting cornea and cornea.
  • This thread is filed with aqueous humor.
  • Man goes to the eye doctor. The eye doctor asks him if his eyes have ever been checked. The man says, No they've always been brown.
  • Both mothafucka
  • Eye see what you did there.
  • Iris my case
  • Why is an eye doctor like a teacher? They both test the pupils!
  • No need to lash out.
  • Iris I was as clever as you guys.
  • Eye'll allow it.
  • I know, I deserve 20 lashes for that.
  • I see what you did there.
  • They couldn't see eye to eye!!!
  • And with that, my friends, eye take my leave.
  • I retina this'll go on for a while...
  • Lens not turn this into a pun thread
  • You should be lashed.
  • What did one eye say to the other eye? "Between you and me, something smells!"