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Christmas Party Captions

Everyone loves good Christmas Party Captions


See some Christmas party captions:

  • Sleigh, Rudolph. Sleigh.
  • Let the day hold something special, something Holy, not superficial.
  • I think I’m Bi-Polar
  • Maybe Christmas he thought, doesn’t come from a store, maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. - The Grinch
  • I’m only a morning person on December 25th
  • Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
  • The children are nestled all snug in their beds … and when they wake up in three hours, they’ll be acting like terrors. But for now let’s just savor this moment.
  • Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
  • Twinkle twinkle, little star.
  • Portrait of a man reading the instructions. And I thought it was just a myth!
  • I’ve never had figgy pudding, but I’m 100% certain pecan pie is better.
  • Don’t tell Santa we dropped these cookies on the floor right before the pic. Does the five-second rule apply to jolly old elves?
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  • Hanging it up for the night. Merry Christmas everyone!
  • I tried to convince the kids to leave Santa a massage certificate this year, but they insisted on going with cookies.
  • New Year, Same Me
  • One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit in the Santa costume.
  • Donner and Blitzen have nothing on this ride — we’re packed up with presents and ready to ride!
  • ‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring … except for me, of course, because there’s still SO much to do. #christmascrunch
  • Are visions of sugarplums dancing in my head? If by sugarplums, you mean toy wrapping and stocking filling and breakfast prepping … then yes.
  • If only my teeth were as white as my legs in the winter…
  • My holiday centerpiece: Christmas miracle or Pinterest fail? Only time will tell.
  • Sometimes I think Christmas should be called Festival of Carbs.
  • Where are Blitzen and Rudolph when you need them? Let’s get this sleigh on the road!
  • Children of winter never grow old.
  • We’re getting the stockings hung by the chimney with care! #sockittome
  • Trying to catch everyone for a sweet family moment; if I do it while their new devices are still charging, I might stand a chance.
  • I don’t know if there’ll be snow, but have a cup of cheer!
  • He sees you when you’re sleeping; he knows if you’re awake … he knows if you’ve been snooping in the closet for gifts, so hands off!
  • I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter
  • It’s like he WANTS a stocking full of coal.
  • If Santa can get respect by eating cookies for breakfast and dressing in a glorified velour sweat suit all year, then there’s hope for us all.
  • He sees you when you’re sleeping is extremely creepy.
  • Wake me up when it’s summer.
  • Time for the big show!
  • Keep calm and winter on!
  • On Frazzled, on Stressball, on Hurried and Worried! Oh, are those not the reindeer names? I guess I have other stuff on my mind.
  • You’ll shoot your eye out, kid!
  • My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
  • Whoever said making a house out of cookies was a good idea is probably the same guy who thinks it’s easy to put together IKEA furniture #gingerbreadfail
  • What would it take to get those reindeer to fly us out of Christmas traffic? I mean, they’ll already be in town, right?
  • Everything in its place — now to sleep approximately 20 minutes before the kids wake us up.
  • This is their hurry up, Mom, we just want to play with our toys pose.
  • New Year’s Eve is the most overrated night of the year...with all the hype and pre-planning it gets, there’s no way it can ever live up to its billing - How I Met Your Mother
  • Frosty was pretty cool.
  • Do Santa’s cookies pair well with white wine? Asking for a friend.
  • People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.
  • (With friends): It takes one to snow one!
  • Winter is coming.
  • What do you get when Santa goes down a chimney with a lit fire? Crisp Cringle!
  • Baby, it’s cold outside!
  • That’s a wrap! Never thought this moment would arrive, but every single present is wrapped and ready!
  • 'Tis the season to be freezing.
  • Stockings are my favorite … the perfectionist in me loves finding a use for a sock without a match.
  • I wasn’t made for winter.
  • Breakfast is ready — now the question is, will anyone settle down long enough to eat it? #toystoystoys
  • Once I add a gingerbread hot tub and a peppermint bath bomb, my gingerbread house of dreams is complete.
  • Let’s put the Rum in Pa-Rum Pum Pum Pum
  • Baking up all the treats to keep the kids happy during their reindeer games.
  • We’re walkin’ in a winter wonderland
  • About to settle down for a long winter’s nap. See you in the morning!
  • Jingle all the way, and all that jazz.
  • ‘Tis the season! Let the overeating begin!
  • Told the kids I’d stay up to wait on Santa. It’s code for catch up on Game of Thrones.
  • What’s Christmas without having your best friend there to share it? - Winnie the Pooh
  • I could’ve sworn it was Christmas morning, but it looks more like a Mardi Gras parade went through the living room.
  • Sugar and Spice, and everything nice!
  • When they say visions of sugar plums, is this what they mean?
  • Snow provokes responses that reach right back to childhood.
  • This weather is snow joke!
  • Next year I could be just as good, if you checked off my Christmas list.
  • Bah, Humbug!
  • Looks like someone’s had a little too much eggnog.
  • Wishing you and yours a holly jolly Christmas!
  • I’ll be ho-ho-home for Christmas.
  • Hopefully Santa didn’t go Paleo this year. #cookiesarecarbs
  • Kind of makes all that work I put into perfect wrapping seem a little misguided.
  • What good is the warmth of summer, without the cold of winter to give it sweetness.
  • The calm before the storm ...
  • I’m working on that bowl full of jelly. #santagoals