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Baking Puns

Everyone loves a good old baking pun. puns for our Baking Puns


See some baking puns:

  • That Italian chef is really annoying. He's making a pesto himself.
  • Bridget Scones's Diary
  • Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
  • They met in cooking class. It was boil meets grill.
  • A Treacle Grows in Brooklyn
  • When asked about rumors that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, 'It's much a-dough about muffin.'
  • The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
  • Tart of Darkness
  • To Kill A Macaroon
  • A Raisin in the Bun
  • Short-order cooks in busy restaurants call themselves 'pressure cookers'.
  • To Kill a Macaroon
  • There was a cook that had mushroom for improvement.
  • When asked what it takes to be a great cook the chef said that it boils down to beating the other chefs to the cutting edge recipes.
  • Slaughterhouse Flan
  • Lord of the Party Rings
  • Of Sugar Mice and Gingerbread Men
  • The Catcher in the Pie
  • A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
  • Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
  • The chef took some cheese and made some grate things.
  • A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
  • Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
  • When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
  • Oliver Maple Pecan Twist
  • My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Scone
  • Bury My Tart at Wounded Knee
  • Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
  • The Collected Poems of Robert Frosting
  • The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
  • Life of Pie
  • Taming of the Strudel
  • Harry Potter and the Cobbler of Fire
  • Learning how to bake a cake is easy - it's just mind over batter.
  • The Devil's Food Cake Wears Prada
  • The Picture of Dorian Meringue
  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan
  • The Chinese chef maliciously dumped a hot broth with dumplings on an obnoxious customer. It was a wanton soup attack.
  • A Sprinkle in Time
  • Huckleberry Flan
  • A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
  • The Swiss Roll Family Robinson
  • Death of a Salesman by Chocolate