Dr. Odd

Caddyshack Sound Bites

1000buks.wav

Rodney Dangerfield: "1000 Bucks you miss that putt!"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh this is th worst lookin' hat I ever saw... Oh it looks good on you though."

Bill Murray: "You beast, you savage, c'mon bark like a dog for me!"

Subtle perfection

Chevy Chase: "To me there's a subtle perfection in everything I do. I have my own standards, my own way."

Sarah Holcomb: "Well, t'anks for nuthin'!"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Well, this whole place sucks. That's right, it sucks."

Bill Murray: " 'But when you die, on your death bed, you will receive total consciousness'... So I got that goin' for me... which is nice."

Michael O'Keefe as Danny Noonan: "I'm in big trouble."

Sarah Holcomb: "Oh, yeah?... Me too. I'm late."

O'Keefe: "Late for what?"

Holcomb: "For not bein' pregnant!"

Ted Knight: "Well?... We're waiting!"

Cindy Morgan: "Ya wanna get high?"

Bill Murray: "Big hitter... long."

Bill Murray: "Cannonball....cannonball coming!"

Bill Murray: "Cinderella story.. outta nowhere... former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion."

"This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla . The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff." [Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)]

Bill Murray: "I guess we're playing for keeps now, I guess the is pretty much over huh."

Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey everybody we're all gonna get laid!"

Bill Murray: "Gunga ga gunga ga ga gunga gagunga"

Bill Murray: "He's got a beautiful backswing Oh he got all of that one!"

Bill Murray: "Former greenskeeper about to become the Masters champion (STROKE) mmmph It's in the hole!"

"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" [Rodney Dangerfield (Al Czervik)]

Bill Murray: "You're lean, you're mean, and you,re not too far in between either I bet are you?"

(background) "Do you take drugs, Danny? –Every day. –Good." [Chevy Chase (Ty Webb) | Michael O'Keefe (Danny Noonan)]

Rodney Dangerfield: "Lets go while we're young!"

Chevy Chase: "If you can open a curtain up out there somewhere, I can get right through that window."

Bill Murray: "I smell varmit poontang."

(background) "I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." [Chevy Chase (Ty Webb)]

russia.wav

Chevy Chase: "This isn't Russia, is this Russia? No, this isn't Russia."

drugs.wav
"Do you take drugs Danny?"

Bill Murray: "And that's all she wrote."

Chevy Chase: "You're a tremendous slouch."

"You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya, huh?" [Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)]

Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh, somebody step on a duck?"

Lacy: "You wanna tie me up with some of your ties?"

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lumberyards.wav
"What's wrong with lumber, I own two lumberyards..."

betty.wav
"I like you Betty..."

betheball.wav
"I'm going to give you a little advice. There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball." - [Chevy Chase]

leanmean.wav
"You're lean and you're mean and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya, huh?" - [Bill Murray]

gopher.wav
"I want you to kill every gopher on the course...it's not my fault nobody can understand what you're saying."

gungagalunga.wav
"So I jump ship in Hong Kong, and I get on as a looper in the Himalayas...Gunga-Galunga..."

whenyoudie.wav
"...So we finish the eighteen, and he's gonna stiff me...when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

peach.wav
"That's a peach hon, oh golly I'm hot today."

"You beast. You savage. Come on, bark like a dog for me!" [Bill Murray (Carl Spackler)]

coke.wav
"Well I aint payin' no fifty cents for no Coke. Then you aint gettin' no Coke..."

homes.wav
"Don't you have homes?"

tremendousslouch.wav
"You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. -Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch." - [Ted Knight and Chevy Chase]

jewish.wav
"I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell 'em your Jewish, okay? Fine."

hat.wav
"Ah, this is the worst lookin' hat I ever saw! I bet you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup, huh?...Oh it looks good on you, though."

slice.wav
"I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks. Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice. Damn! Okay you can owe me. I owe you nothing!"

iwant.wav
"I want a hamburger, no a cheeseburger. I want a hotdog. I want a milkshake. I want potato sala--You'll get nothing and like it!"

missputt.wav
"Hey Smails! A thousand bucks you miss that putt."

dogfood.wav
"Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food..this steak still has marks were the jockey was hittin' it."

fart.wav
"Ooh, somebody step on a duck?"

yourwife.wav
"Oh, this your wife...you musta been something before electricity."

eatyoung.wav
"This your grandson...now I know why tigers eat their young."

poontang.wav
"I smell varmint poontang, and the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think."

mouth.wav
"Hey Sabu, can you make a bullshot? Can you make a shoe smell?...the last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it."

freezegopher.wav
"Freeze gopher!"

hardway.wav
"You wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?"

hidesalami.wav
"Wait up girls, I've got a salami I gotta hide still."

beast.wav
"You beast... You savage... C'mon, bark like a dog for me!" - [Bill Murray]

basho.wav
"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.'" - [Chevy Chase]

nananana.wav
"Nanananana...bubububub..you missed just that one!"

thankyou.wav
"Unbelievable. Thank you very little."

missit.wav
"You aint got it today Noonan. Missit, missit, Nonnan, Noonan, Aaaaah!"

screwloose.wav
"My uncle says you've got a screw loose. Well, your uncle molests collies."

tysong.wav
"I was born to rub you, I was born to lick your face, I was born to rub you, but you were born to rub me first."

sohigh.wav
"What kind of shit is this! It's the best man, I got it from a negro. You're probably so high already you don't even know it."

cinderellastory.wav
[The entire "Cinderella Story".]

sucks.wav
"Well this whole place sucks. sususus--That's right, it sucks."

baboon.wav
"He called me a baboon, thinks I'm his wife."

awfulplace.wav
"Is this your place Carl? Yeah, what do ya think? It's really awful."

idiot.wav
"People say, you know, that I'm an idiot or something, because all I do is cut lawns for a living. People don't say that about you, as far as you know."

schedule.wav
"I'm gonna be the head greenskeeper, hopefully within the next six years, that's my schedule."

thisisahybrid.wav
"This is a hybrid. This is a cross of Bluegrass--Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bench, and Northern California Sinsemilla. The amazing stuff about this is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus belt that night on this stuff." - [Bill Murray]

bobmarleyjoint.wav
"Look at this, I've a got a big Bob Marley joint."

harsh.wav
"It's a little harsh."

cannonball.wav
"Cannonball, cannonball coming."

waiting.wav
"Well, we're waiting."

pool.wav
"You're over there on Briar...Thanks for the dope."

notgood.wav
"I don't understand it, I'm playing the worst game of my life...You're not good, you stink."

playwithmyself.wav
"I tell ya, I shoulda stayed home and played with myself."

brokenarm.wav
"Ooh, my arm! I think it's broken...well, Sonja Henie's out. We'll take Danny Noonan."

future.wav
"See your future, be your future. May, make--make it. Make your future Danny..."

ohbilly.wav
"Oh Billy, Billy, Billy...don't let me down Billy."

getlaid.wav
"Hey, everybody, we're all gonna get laid!" - [Rodney Dangerfield]

"The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.'" [Chevy Chase (Ty Webb)] All I need

Sarah Holcomb as Maggie O'Hooligan: "Oh, God, that's all I need!"

Bill Murray as Carl Spackler: "...and that's all she wrote."

Ted Knight as Judge Smails: "There's a lot of, uh, well, badness in the world today. I see it in court everyday. I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it... Felt I owed it to them... The most important decision you can make right now is what do you stand for, Danny... goodness or badness?"

Bill Murray: "C'mon, bark like a dog for me. Bark like a dog!"

Chevy Chase as Ty Webb, singing: "I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first."

Bill Murray: "Cannonball it! Cannonball! Cannonball comin'. Cannonball comin'."

Bill Murray: "He's gotta be pleased with that! The crowd is just on its feet here. He's the Cinderella boy."

Chevy Chase: "My dad... never liked you."

Ted Knight: "It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is the man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat. Ha, ha, heh, heh!"

John F. Barmon, Jr.: "Are you gonna eat your fat?"

Ted Knight: "Spaulding!"

Rodney Dangerfield as Al Czervik: "Hey, you wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?"

Ted Knight: "You're drinking too much, Your Excellency."

Henry Wilcoxon as the Bishop: "Excellency fiddlesticks! My name's Fred, and I'm just a man, same as you are."

Knight: "You're not a man, you're a Bishop, for God's sakes!"

Wilcoxon: "There is no God."

Ted Knight: "How 'bout a Fresca?"

Rodney Dangerfield: "Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. Well, you buy a hat like this, I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?... Oh, it looks good on you, though."

Bill Murray: "Uh, hello, Mr. Gopher. Yeah, it's me, Mr. Squirrel. Yeah, hi. Uh, just a harmless squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything, nothing to be worried about."

Rodney Dangerfield: "Hey, everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

Bill Murray: "Cinderella story, outta nowhere, a former greenskeeper, now, about to become The Masters champion."

Sfx: Golf swing.

Murray: "It looks like a mirac... It's in the hole! It's in the hole!"

Young woman: <coughs> "What kind of s*** is this?!"

John F. Barmon, Jr., as Spaulding: "It's the best, man. I got it from a Negro!"

Cindy Morgan as Lacey Underall: "I tried calling, but they don't have a listing for Mr. Wonderful."

Chevy Chase: "What, uh, spelling did you use?"

Bill Murray: "Ooo, that was a good one! Ooo, that was right where you wanted it! Ooo, Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman, you know that? You're a little monkey woman. You're lean, and you're mean, and you're not too far between, either, I bet, are ya?"

McFiddish: "Carl! Damn your eyes, man!"

Chevy Chase: "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na..." (imitating the sound effects from The Six Million Dollar Man"

Rodney Dangerfield: "I bet you slice into the woods a hundred bucks."

Ted Knight: "Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, sir, and I never slice."

Sfx: Golf swing, tree limb.

Knight: "Damn!"

Dangerfield: "Okay, you can owe me."

Knight: "I owe you nothing!"

Bill Murray: "You got a pool over there?"

Chevy Chase: "We have a pond in the back. We have a pool and a pond. The pond would be good for you."

Ted Knight: "I demand satisfaction."

Ted Knight: "I'll see you two tomorrow morning on the golf course!"

Ted Knight: "Some people simply do not belong."

Cindy Morgan: "I bet you've got a lot of nice ties."

Chevy Chase: "What do you mean?"

Morgan: "You wanna tie me up with some of your ties... Ty?"