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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Sound Bites

   
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Sound Bites



alive.wav

"It's alive, it's ALIVE"

superstitious.wav
"You know how superstitious these players are"

"Excuse me HDS comin' through"

Ace Laughs"

"Like a glove!"

"Looooser"

"Ohh goo boo boo"


glove.wav
"Like a glove"

5minutes.wav
"If I'm not back in five minutes"

captainslog.wav
"Captain's log"

nopower.wav
"I just can't do it, Captain"

indolphinshead.wav
"Why do you care about Snowflake"

collars.wav
"Make any good collars lately"

package.wav
"Sounds broken"

dogtalk.wav
Ace talks to a dog

hds.wav
"HDS coming through"

loser.wav
"In every contest, there must be a loser"

buttsing.wav
Ace singing from his butt

dolphinvsporpoise.wav
Ace explains the difference between a Porpoise and a dolphin

geechuck.wav
"Gee Chuck, the date started out good"

captstubing.wav
"Permission to come aboard, Sir"

drinkfromtoilet.wav
"Had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed"

fan.wav
What Ace knows about FAN

saddlebags.wav
"Why don't you cry about it, SADDLEBAGS"

lostturtle.wav
"Uh oh, I think I heard a toilet flush"

yellthroughdoor.wav
"You're certain you had to open this door"

exorcised.wav
"I have exorcised the demons"

receipts.wav
"Receipts, what about receipts"

loveanimals.wav
"You really love animals, don't you"

noturningback.wav
"Once you get inside my head"

shorts.wav
"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle"

rayfinkle.wav
What Ace knows about Ray Finkle

coffee.wav
"Tonight on Miami Vice"

readycoach.wav
"I'm ready to go in, Coach, just give me a chance"

351.wav
"351, 351"

halftime.wav
"HALFTIME"

finkleeinhorn.wav
"Finkle and Einhorn"

nodolphin.wav
"I have to have a dolphin to get the money"

einhornman.wav
Ace discovers the shocking truth about Lois Einhorn

dan.wav
"I'll be right back, DAN"

party.wav
"Lovely party; pity I wasn't invited"

unconscious.wav
"Hmmm, unconscious

qbsneak.wav
"I've been sent in with a special play"

tumor.wav
"Be careful with that phone, Lieutenant"

dontkillme.wav
"Don't kill me, PLEASE"

kissedaman.wav
"I have kissed a man"

goodnight.wav
"You've been a wonderful audience"

gum.wav
" You're a weird guy, Ace"

"I'm a doctor not a poolman."

"Holy testicle tuesday."

"If I'm not back in 5 min"

"Yes, Satan."

"Yummy!"

5 minutes.wav
Ace: If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

alrighty.wav
Ace: Alrighty then!

party.wav
Ace: Lovely party, pity I wasn't invited.

power.wav
Ace: I just can't do it captain, I don't have the power.

alright1.wav

Ace Ventura Jim Carrey): "Alrighty then!"

alright2.wav

Ace: "Ahhhhh yah yah yah yah yah yalrighty then!"

balls.wav
Ace: Your balls are showing.

danger.wav
Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger.

finkle.wav
Ace: Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle, gun shot) and a clean pair of shorts.

ass_you.wav

Ace's Butt: "Excuse me. I'd like to ass you a few questions."

baby.wav

Ace: "Ace talks in baby talk to a poodle.)"

come_to.wav

Ace: "Come to me jungle friends."

cptnwink.wav

Ace: "He found Captain Winky."

do_not.wav

Ace: "Do not go in there! Whooooo!"

"Excuse me"

"Do you have a mint?"

"Oh yeh, can you feel that"

"Do not go in there!"


doctor.wav

Ace: "For God's sake, I'm a doctor not a poolman."

finkle.wav

Ace: "Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle, Gunshot) and a clean pair of shorts."

laughter.wav

Ace: "Look at the title. That is what it is.)"

likaglv.wav

Ace: "Llllike a glove!"

loser.wav

Ace: "Lihoo hisser loser)."

party.wav

Ace: "Lovely party. Pitty I wasn't invited."

power.wav

Ace: "I just can't do it captain. I just don't have the power."

rubbergl.wav

Ace: "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly genttle."

stardate.wav

Ace: "Captains log, stardate 23.9 rounded off to the nearest decimal point. We traveled back in time to save an ancient species from total anialation. So far, no signs of apparent life, but I'm going to find it. If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've got to mister"

still911.wav

Ace: "Hey. Maybe I'll give you a call some time. Your number still 911? Alrighty then!"

testicle.wav

Ace: "Holy Testicle Tuesday!"

um_sure.wav

Ace: "Gee, let me think. Um sure. sound of zipper)"


"Maybe I'll give you a call"

"Aallrighty"

"Man, I'm I tried of being right!"

"It's alive"


yummy.wav

Ace: "Yummy!"

bye.wav
Ace Ventura Jim Carrey) "You just have yourself a good day. Take care now, bye bye then."

clear.wav
Ace Ventura "I have exorcised the demons! This house is clear."

loser.wav
Ace Ventura "La-hew Za-her."

ohyes.wav
Ace Ventura "Yes, yes, oh yeah, can you feel that buddy, huh, huh, huh?"

right.wav
Ace Ventura "All Righty Then."

wait.wav
Ace Ventura "If I'm not back in five minutes just wait longer."

"Asholomio"

"We're going downtown."

"Gee, let me think"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Sound Bites

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