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|10 percent of our brains
"...All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible" future.wav
Secretary Cleary: "Perhaps, I should take it easier on him."
Jeremy: "Do you know what that awareness is, Gloria?"
Janice: "I've got the perfect girl for you."
Jeremy does not like the idea of dating dating.wav
John: "You sandbagging son of a bitch!"10percent.wav
John: "You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains?"
"I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you..." notperfect.wav
Mr. Kroeger (Dwight Yoakam): "Hey, I got an idea. Why don't you just kiss my left nut?"
A kid at the Cleary wedding really wants Jeremy to make him a balloon bicycle bicycle.wav
Mrs. Kroeger (Rebecca De Mornay): "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"
"...What's wrong with you? No, what's wrong with you?..." whatswrong.wav
John Beckwith (Owen Wilson): "Did you have a band?"
Jeremy: "It's a good time, do you know what I mean?"
John: "Great. Great. Let's sign the paperwork and we are done."
Jeremy: "Eroneous! Eroneous! Eroneous on both counts!"
Jeremy: "Fifth row back with the fancy hat. I like that."
Jeremy: "Who else wants something?"
Treasury Secretary William Cleary (Christopher Walken): "What's he got te be so marose about?"
John: "You better lock it up."
Jeremy: "She took me below decks for 45 minutes. I don't have any bodily fluids left in me."
Carson Elrod: "Yes! Crabcakes and football, that's what Maryland does!"
Jeremy: "What happened, Toast?"
John: "What is his deal?"
Gloria Cleary (Isla Fisher): "Don't ever leave me."
John: "After all, someone has to pay for the, uh, lap dances for the big guy here."
Kathleen Cleary (Jane Seymour): "Just had my tits done. You like 'em?"
Kathleen: "Call me kitty cat."
John: "Claire's mom just made me grab her hooters."
Jeremy: "What were they
like, anyway? They look pretty good. Are they real? Are they built
for speed or for comfort? What you do with 'em? Motorboat? You play
the motorboat? (makes motorboat sounds with his lips) You motorboatin'
son of a bitch. You old sailor, you! Where is she? She still in the
John: "What is wrong with you?"
Jeremy: "I didn't get a lot of sleep last night, John. I'm fried."
Jeremy: "I don't give a baker's bleep !"
John: "Yeah, I'm used to sailing down under with the Kiwis, so everything is backwards. Even the toilets, when you flush them, the water spins the opposite way. Really freaks you out the first time you see it."
Jeremy: "Mr. Environmental is also a-a hunter. It's kind of an interesting combination."
Sack: "Let's go kill some birds. I'm pyched."
Jeremy: "Have you even shot one of these things before?"
Jeremy: "I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch!"
Jeremy: "She's fit for a staitjacket. This broad's bleep ed three ways towards the weekend. And you wanna know what? I dig it! It turns me on! Yeah, it turns me on! Because you wanna know what the kicker is, Father? Maybe I'm a little bleep ing crazy! That's right! Maybe Jeremy's a little nuts! Maybe there's something about me that I'm a little cukoo. I know it's a surprise. I know it's not on the surface. I mean, I had an imaginary friend when I was a kid. His name was Shilo. We used to play checkers with each other every day, and bless his heart, Shilo'd always let me win!"
Jeremy: "I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!"
Todd: "Jeremy tried to seduce me!"
Jeremy: "Now bunch those panties up into a little ball. Put that little ball right into your mouth. Oh, that's good."
Jeremy: "Gloria, I've been
doing a lot of soul searching lately. And, I-I think that I'm ready to
take, um, this realtionship, our relationship to the next level. To
what the next level of the-- of the-- of the relationship would be."
Chazz's Mom (Kathryn Joosten): "Chazz, there's someone here to see you! Pick up your bleep ing skateboard!"
Chazz Reinhold (Will Ferrell): "What the bleep do you want?"
Chazz: "What the bleep
do you want?"
Chazz: "bleep damn you. I almost numbchucked you, you don't even realize."
John: "Is this your place?"
John: "You know what? I will have some meatloaf. Let's have some meatloaf."
Chazz: "We want it now! The meatloaf! What is she doing? I never know what she's doing back there."
John: "You met her at a funeral?"
John: "You met her at a funeral?"
Chazz: "Ma, the meatloaf! bleep !"
Chazz: "Oh! Damn you, Roger! Damn it! Damn you!"
Jeremy: "Share that with the Dalai Lama, Jackass."
"I earned those [frequent flier] miles..." miles.wav
John: "Shamun O'Toole."
Jeremy: "Tatoo on the lower back. Might as well be a bull's-eye."
"With every death, there comes rebirth..." rebirth.wav
"...Call me kitty cat" kittycat.wav
Gloria had lied to Jeremy about her being a virgin wasntvirgin.wav
Jeremy: "I feel so tiny in your arms."
Vivian: "Would you say you're completely full of bleep
or just 50%?"
Jeremy: "He gave us a legacy."
Jeremy loves maple syrup maplesyrup.wav
"We've been to a million weddings, and guess what? We've rocked them all" rockedall.wav