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Summer is neat. But like when you live in Chicago you so look forward to Summer and plan all these neat things but then when it comes you are like 'woah' Summer is here. like it is fucking July already and I can't believe it is Summer. I think I would know that Summer is here better if I didn't ever have to wear a shirt. The only sucky part about not wearing a shirt is when my armpits are sweating which is most of the time - the seat just rolls down my arm or drips off of my pits instead of soaking in the pits region of a shirt. I only can wear white shirts for about 6 months before the pits are all yellow and shit. That is fucking gross.I think it is a nervous thing. Yo.


Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole??It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don't believe me, pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

no also i seen his plumbers butt twice that was fun

"Mark Moroni"
that is great.was it pretty blatant?

done and done he is staple gunning the wires down and i just gave him bird

"Mark Moroni"
when he's not looking give him the finger. do it.

me and the dsl guy are now both in schmoopie's bedroom
he is fucking with wires and i am writing this email

Okay, well in that case, not speaking from experience however, Ithought
the whole idea was to get strangers to touch your love tool.

"Mark Moroni"
penis. dick. schlong. crank. cock.

Um, whats a love tool?

Andrew P Ziola
is it rude to have strangers play with your love tool?

Take off all your clothes and just sit there with him naked.

Andrew P Ziola
the dsl guy is fuckin weird
i think if i did the tick thing - we would have something in common
this guy is gonna be tough to freak out

"Mark Moroni"
why don't ya start acting all weird to the dsl guy.
like start having ticks or something.

i am sitting at home while dsl guy is doing somethin
anyone got any fun email train ideas?
get the choo choo rumbling?

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