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It is hot. Hot is kinda fun. It reminds me to just enjoy it cause when it is really hot out I hear people saying it is so hot. These are the people that are usually saying it is so fucking cold in the winter. So just shut up people. I was in Houston this weekend and it is even hotter there. So hot that you can drink like 4 big beers and 3 big waters in an afternoon and never have to urinate cause you are sweating so much that the liquid in ya never can make it to your pee hole. Houston was a nice time. I saw the Cubs there. That is the 5th Major League park I have been to this year. I also saw the warped tour - lots of punk rock bands and teenagers and some skateboarding, and us. Less than Jake was my favorite. A like 65 year old man, a fan, was singing along with a couple of the bands. That was interesting. We got delayed couple of hours at the airport. Reading periodicals at the airport is not the funnest ever. Reading is lame. So many fucking words.


Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!"

Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time."Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house withall his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving. Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and mommy said that 'you should wait because she was coming, too....'

"And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top


how about super-porcupine-stock car driver-pinball machine repair

"Amy Dowsek"

how about a superhero?


fine what the hell do you wanna be then?

a porcupine? a stock car driver? a pinball machine repair person?

"Amy Dowsek"

oh, come on- at least cowboys are perceived by some to be hot and rugged =sexy. carnies are just freaks with appendage deformations and extra eyeballs and stuff...


no i don't mind - you can continue to picture me like that

in return i am gonna picture you as one of those people that sets up rides at traveling carnivals, AKA . . . carnies

"Amy Dowsek"

i'm sorry but i can't picture you actually being a cowbow. hat, boots, dungarees, lasso, on a farm...that is why i think it's funny. i don't mean it meanly.


i have worn a cowby hat 2 times in my life

i wore one 2 days in a row in vegas

it was great cause broads came up to me and poo

"Amy Dowsek"

no can do. it's making me laugh.


i have this image of you taking the image you have of me back

Amy Dowsek

I have this really funny image of you living in texas and being a cowboy trying to herd horses and stuff.


i am glad that you are glad

Glad bags are for holding like sandwiches and chips and other shit that you then put in brown bags if you bring your lunch to work

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