Updated: 7/22/03 Click here for Zbonia archive


When I was young I knew what Single, Double, Triple meant. Now I have learned Single, Double, Triple, Quadruple, Quintuple, Sextuple, Septuple, Octuple. It has rained SO much in July. I feel like if I see any more rain I will go a little nutty. People love asking me questions about baseball because I think that they know I can talk about baseball so they ask me questions about baseball.

Here is a letter I wrote:

Dear Office of the Mayor:

I had an idea that I wanted to share with you. I was thinking how much more enjoyable that it would be to ride the subway if there was some art on the walls of the tunnels. One idea I had would be to have an artist paint cartoon cells on the subway walls so that as the train moved by, riders could enjoy cartoons. I figure this project would not be cheap but it would pay off in the long run. Thanks for your time.

Andrew Ziola
1205 W. Lill #3
Chicago, IL 60614

Here is another letter I wrote:

P.O. BOX 900
Attention: Show Development
BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90213-0900

I have some ideas for reality shows. If you want to make them, please contact me I would love to help. Thanks.

Andrew Ziola
1205 W. Lill #3
Chicago, IL 60614

How to Blow a Million Dollars

America votes

25 guys, 10 grand each, random chicks in vegas

1) 10 guys - $1000 each
2) 5 guys 10,000 each
3) 3 guys


1) 25 guys
2) 15
3) 8
4) 4
5) 3
6) 2
7) 1

$100 in Atlanta
$500 in Chicago
$1000 in Phoenix
$5000 in Chicago
$10,000 in New Orleans
$25,000 in NYC
$100,000 in Vegas


Would You Marry a Man?

25 Transexuals (Men dressed as women)
1 dumb Joe-Millionaire dumbass

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.
Q. Which one is the tallest?
A. The blonde -- she is 18 years old!

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

"Paul Fruzyna"

It's about ugly women at the bar that try to pick us up.

From: AZiola@focal.com

i want to know who the lyrics are about

Shea Nimocks

Funny like a clown?



Shea B. Nimocks


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