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Say thanks to God. Focal was laying off people today and yesterday and me and michele and all my good focal friends DID NOT get laid off. So i am happy - i love focal - i have a job. things are great. What do you want me to talk about? OK then. So that is corporate America huh? I am sitting hereafter company made layoffs last week and everything is just back to normal again and we don't feel bad for people that got canned and we are all just doing our jobs again. Funny. I might have a nice new home real soon.


Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

How to Satisfy a Woman Every Time

Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
nuzzle, smooch, toast, minister to, forgive, sacrifice for, ply,
accessorize, leave, return, beseech, sublimate, entertain, charm,
lug, drag, crawl, show equality for, spackle, oblige, fascinate,
attend, implore, bawl, shower, shave, trust, grovel, ignore, defend,
coax, clothe, brag about, acquiesce, aromate, fuse, fizz, rationalize,
detoxify, sanctify, help, acknowledge, polish, upgrade, spoil, embrace,
accept, butter-up, hear, understand, jitterbug, locomote, beg, plead,
borrow, steal, climb, swim, nurse, resuscitate, repair, patch,
crazy-glue, respect, entertain, calm, allay, kill for, die for,
dream of, promise, deliver, tease, flirt, commit, enlist, pine,
cajole, angelicize, murmur, snuggle, snoozle, snurfle, elevate,
enervate, alleviate, spotweld, serve, rub, rib, salve, bite,
taste, nibble, gratify, take her places, scuttle like a crab on
the ocean floor of her existence, diddle, doodle, hokey-pokey,
hanky-panky, crystal blue persuade, flip, flop, fly, don't care if
I die, swing, slip, slide, slather, mollycoddle, squeeze, moisturize,
humidify, lather, tingle, slam-dunk, keep on rockin' in the free
world, wet, slicken, undulate, gelatinize, brush, tingle, dribble,
drip, dry, knead, puree, fluff, fold, blue-coral wax, ingratiate,
indulge, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize and
worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

there is your answer

Lisa M Howard

Yeah! He was possibly the hottest guy in Jr. High and High School.
All the girls wanted him.

But he had 1 steady girl throughout high school until he went off to
baseball camp. Yvette Rambo.

Andrew P Ziola
To: Lisa M Howard/FOCAL@FOCAL

did you goto high school with todd hundley?

was he popular with the girls?

From: VanHorn, Nathan

how do you know? did you give him some?

From: Mark Moroni

i don't.

but i KNOW hubdley did.

From: VanHorn, Nathan

how you know borowski didn't

From: Mark Moroni


he got tail in high school.

From: VanHorn, Nathan

would you rather be borowski or hundley?

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