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I was wearing this long sleeve knit shirt backwards all morning and I didn't realize it. Then I figured it out in the bathroom and put the shirt on the right way. At least my fly wasn't down, oh no, woops! I am having some clothes and hair issues. My goal is mild fassion and ultra comfort and I am failing with both. I am not sure what my issue is - it might just be that I do not like movies. I don't even think this is a lie. It has rained every day over the past month. I have had enough of the rain to say the least. Rain is like peeing. It just doesn't stop.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the three passengers that the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes on the plane. The richest man in the world takes one, because he says that his lawyers will sue everyone else on the plane if he doesn't survive. The smartest man in the world takes a parachute, because he thinks that the world would be a worse place without him. The pilot says to the punk "There's only one parachute left, I'll fight you for it." "That won't be necessary," said the punk, "The smartest man in the world took my backpack."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i was talkin to pastor at friends wedding last weekend and he farted 2 times



Sam Koetter

Nope. Gotta go to Indiana for my last meeting with a pastor for my up and coming wedding. I can feel the excitement already.

Andrew P Ziola

cubs/cards this weekend in stl you going?

Sam Koetter


A buddy of mine writes under the pen name Devon Durrant on this website. It is group of guys who portray their comical takes on sports in general. There are several articles that are worth reading if you want a good laugh. You may want to read these first two about baseball when you get some downtime.

The first one you will not like at all and may make you a little postal, but anyway.... http://www.flipsidesports.net/articles/rivalry.html

If you've ever played little league baseball, the second will get some laughs. http://www.flipsidesports.net/articles/littleleague.html

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