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I am going to Las Vegas this weekend. It is weird that I am going again cause I am not the hugest fan. I do like strippers and desert weather and being able to walk around with open alcohol - but besides that I think Vegas is boring. OK I am an idiot, Vegas is fucking cool. If I didn't have to wear a shirt at work I would be so much more productive. My grandma is going to be 93 next week. Wow. That is old. I wonder how old I am gonna live. Even my parents are like gonna be 60 years old. Damn. And a friend's little brother is getting married in the Fall. Shit. Life is here. I am working on my newest web creation. www.fuckyouprick.com - it should be cool.
Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets his hair cut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're going to get hair on your Twinkie." "I know," she replies. "I'm gonna get tits too."
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kids and old people make ton of poo