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summer is real real close and i am stoked about that. summer in chicago is great and people from other parts of country and stuff can't go chicago weather sux - cause it does not suck in the summer. the cubs 3rd baseman hurt his leg and that makes me upset cause i don't know if the cubs are gonna win the world series now. the nathan drum fun is close to being done. so the fun slice mighte be closer than we think. fuck you. cool girls are tough.
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Life Reflections by George Carlin
1. Never raise your hands to your kids.It leaves your groin unprotected.
2. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.
3. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
4. I'm desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
5. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
6. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
7. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
8. Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
9. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.
10. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.
11. One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you.
12. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.
13. Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals.I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.
14. A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, "Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" I said "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."
Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library,
the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton
Email Train of the Week
roman: do you like this song? does it make you want to party?
cool would it be if party boy from jackass came?
be right over...
how much fun is naked focal banner over the phone (or headset in your case)?
"Mark Moroni" can i be teleconferenced in please? who can set up the conference bridge?
From: email@example.com Naked Twister is fine however we don't have twister here - we could player naked Focal using a Focal banner. I will go into the Frig and steel some lunches and that could be our hors d'oeuvres. I can have the party ready in 5 minutes
firstname.lastname@example.org We will need party favors i.e. hats, horns, condoms,
etc... as well
Snacks and cocktails always add fun to the party as well. Need my services for anything else? Please keep in mind that I charge by the hour for my party consulting......
Andrew P Ziola - mel =- please organize -= note below
i got the rock music - what else we need note below re: food
Andrew P Ziola please bring both
i can't decide which one i need you to bring let me have Mel organize this
Shin i thought it was pasta salad
Andrew P Ziola my boss and the kids that works for me is out sick
anyone wanna come drink some booze in my cube and listen to punk tapes on my radio
shin - bring your headset and some potato salad
Shin is this your game arm
"VanHorn, Nathan" i got the shakes too. no voice and a sore arm
From: Mark Moroni i think the booze just wore off. i am totally trembling
- i hate when i get that way. leaving las vegas.