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Seagulls are noisy. Lots of seagulls in the baseball & softball fields. There are puddles they must think it's a lake or something (Mills). Emails that say simply, "Thanks!" are a waste of my time. MU lost the basketball game by a lot of the points. This didnt make me happy. I dont like feeling part of losing. I prefer to feel like a winner. I like being a winner, not a weiner.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th anniversary.
"HA!" he snorted. "The day I buy you a fur coat will be the day you can grow hair on your chest!" On that she hikes up her skirt, drops her panties, and thrust her pubic area forward, "There! I have hair on my chest, now buy me the damn coat!" "That's not your chest!" he roars back.
"Damn right it's my chest!" she argued. "Before we got married, this was your hope chest. On our honeymoon it was your treasure chest. Afterwards it became our family chest....AND IF YOU DON'T BUY ME A FUR COAT...IT WILL SOON BECOME THE COMMUNITY CHEST!"

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top


This is Bad

Your Butt Is Mine
Gonna Take You Right
Just Show Your Face
In Broad Daylight
I'm Telling You
On How I Feel
Gonna Hurt Your Mind
Don't Shoot To Kill
Come On,
Come On,
Lay It On Me All Right...

This is Fat:

Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right


"Mark Moroni"

what michael jackson song says "your butt is mine" - i think it is the
lyrics for 'bad'

From: <AZiola@focal.com

my butt is tight



"VanHorn, Nathan"

i am going to for sure....

i don't call them tights, but rather the required uniform

From: Mark Moroni [mailto:]

yeah - then we have to toss each other over the top rope.

do we have to wear tights?

From: "VanHorn, Nathan" <Nathan.VanHorn@infores.com

i'll fight all y'all...or we could all fight. like a battle royale.
isn't that what ethey call it in wrestling?

From: jshin@focal.com [mailto:jshin@focal.com]

if roman and Z are going to fight, nate, you want to fight?

"VanHorn, Nathan"

are you kidding me? what is wrong with people?

From: Mark Moroni [mailto:]

andy just stopped by - i guess buck & jason almost got in a fight
also. like grabbin shirts & stuff. then jason's brother got in buck's face

wack - i'm gonna hear the story from andy later today.

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