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joke, I was just in Starbucks and the girl that was getting my coffee
said this out loud, "we're out of coffee." I dont like
april fools day because I never know if the fools are real or not.
People are pretty messed up. Some people don't like people and some
people like people. I am pretty good with people. Don't censor this.
Please stop. Don't censor this. Bad people like thieves are gonna
go to hell. I hope they know that. I have seen movie where they
show hell. It does not look too nice. It looks painful.
Attachment of the Week
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things we wouldnt know if it wasnt for the movies
The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. No
one will ever think of looking for you in there, and you can travel to
any other part of the building you want without difficulty.
2. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make
the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home,
3. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it is not
necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
4. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but
will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
5. If staying in a haunted house, women must investigate any strange noises
in their most diaphaous underwear, which is just what they happened to
be carrying with them at the time the car broke down.
6. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through
it before long.
7. If someone says, "I'll be right back", they won't.
8. Computer monitors never display a cursor on screen but always say:
Enter Password Now.
9. It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending
phone conversations. And none of your friends have to knock when they
come for a visit.
10. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary
to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
11. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red
readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
12. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from
13. If you decide to start dancing in the street everyone around you will
automatically be able to mirror all the steps you come up with and hear
the music in your head.
14. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure
they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.
last but not least
When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.
Train of the Week
- usually have to read these bottom to top
dont do what i did
it is more fun with a weiner on than off ....
he put a tight rubber band around it for about 3 weeks and it
shriveled up and fell off.
cant wait to show you
my weiner fell off
can't wait. what's the phrase...business up front, party in back.
neil - wait till you see romans mullet
that's so punk.
From: Neil Bojarski
Hey! I'm just listening to some Dillinger Four and scanning the
job boards right now. I'll meet you guys up at Redmonds. Thanks for
asking...I was just going to drink some whiskey alone in the dark
in my empty apartment, so Redmonds will work for me!
what up bojar?
bojar - fyi
if he's interested z & i are meeting at redmond's at 6PM for a quick
From: VanHorn, Nathan
is neil going to show alone? who he going with?
me if you have anything you want to post on this page