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I did some pushups last night. Since I am bigger, it is way nicer doing pushups girl style, with my knees on the ground. I stood up in my 1st wedding last night. It was cool. I just smiled the whole time and people said I did good. My company is merging with another company and it sounds like we might take the new company's name. This whole thing is kinda weird. I am hoping to be a part of it and I am excited about this new challenge. So the Cubs season is a month old and the way they are playing, Major League Baseball might as well go ahead and give them their World Series rings right now.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened.
Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes," said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top


too bad - I wanted the billion dollars but they cant even get a functioning email address

Delivery Failure Report
because: Error transferring to extmail.bigpond.COM; SMTP Protocol
Returned a Permanent Error 550 recipient
<r_kaluma@telstra.com> unknown

sounds great thanks.


Dear Friend,


I am interested in your partnership in business dealing. This business
proposal I wish to intimate you with is of mutual benefit and its
success is entirely based on mutual trust, cooperation and a high level of
confidentiality as regard this transaction.

I am representing the board of the contract award and monitoring
committe of the Zambian Ministry of Mining and Resources. I am seeking your
assistance to enable me transfer the sum of US$30,500,000.00 (Thirty
Million, Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) into your
private/company account.

The fund came about as a result of a contract awarded and executed for
and on behalf of my Ministry. The contract was supposed to be awarded to
two foreign contractors to the tune of US$180,000,000.00 (One hundred and
Eighty Million United States Dollars). But in the course of
negotiation, the contract was awarded to a Bulgarian contractor at the cost of
US$149,500,000.00 (One hundred and Forty-nine Million, Five Hundred
Thousand United States Dollars) to my benefit unknown to the
contractor. This contract has been satisfactorily executed and inspected as the
Bulgarian firm is presently securing payment from my Ministry, where
our Board is in-charge of all foreign contract payment approval.

As a civil servant still in active government service, I am forbidden
by law to operate an account outside the shores of Zambia. Hence this
message to you seeking your assistance so as to enable me present your
private/company account details as a beneficiary of contractual claims
alongside that of the Bulgarian contractor, to enable me transfer the
difference of US$30,500,000.00 (Thirty Million, Five Hundred Thousand
United States Dollars) into your provided account.

On actualisation, the fund will be disbursed as stated below.

1. 20% of the fund will be for you as beneficiary

2. 80% of the fund will be for Us.

All logistics are in place and all modalities worked out for a smooth
actualisation of the transaction within the next few working days of
commencement. For further details as to the workability of this
transaction, please reach me as soon as possible for further

Please, contact me on via email at robertkaluma1@indiatimes.com

Thank you and God bless as I await your urgent response.

Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Robert Kaluma.

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