Updated: 4/24/01


My biggest pet peave - people in my way - you are in my way on the bus and the sidewalk - please move.

PDA's - not handhelds Palm pilot things- public displays of affection. I have hard enough time with guy/girl crap, but 2 dudes waiting for the elevator at the Focal Building. please! get a room. I don't wanna see you poo poo heads messing around. and what floor do they get off on? - 11 - our Focal Headquarters floor. and I get a hard time for having a little facial hair under my lip. nuts.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists......two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside of this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes."I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Email Train of the Week

"VanHorn, Nathan": not me....i gonna drink tequlia and corona, eat tacos and chips and salsa, and wear a sombrero around town

jshin@focal.com: mexico in chicago, I like it.

From: VanHorn, Nathan: z, for ten dollars can i hit you with a stick like you wear a pinata?

Mark Moroni : that'd suck because if we broke him open all this tar would come out.

VanHorn, Nathan: tar, smoke, and budwiser

Andrew P Ziola: you forgot pee pee and poo poo

Shin: I think we should start an auction to hit Z with a stick and see all this stuff come out. I be the NDF would soar through the roof. Z, I really think you may want to talk to someone about your issues with bodily excrement.

Shin: I don't think I want to pay any $ for tar to ooze out of Z

Shin: I'll pay another 10 dollars only if he breaks and candy comes flying out.

Love, Z

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