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really really fucking hate the bill people. They piss me off so
much, like as much as people in my way. Anyone wanna give me $ for
stuff? I will make you a website. Fishing season has begun and this
is one of the best days of the year in corporate America. The skirts
are shorter, lunches are longer, the faces are more buttery, the
sun is shining. It finally feels like spring or even summer and
it feels really good. It feels like oral. Time for the Cubbies to
start doing some winning. HJ
is special. Makes me feel good. I got my first gray hairs this year.
There was one on my head and now I have 2 silver hairs in my beard.
This is so cool.
Attachment of the Week
of the Week
A young man walks up and sits down at the bar. "What can I get you?"
the bartender inquires.
"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.
"6 shots! Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first blowjob."
"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."
"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, Nothing
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
love this email very much
you very much
thought this might interest you:
i had to go pee so i went into the bathroom
it smelled so bad that the second i walked in i turned around
and started throwing up but the bathroom smelled so bad
i didn't want to go back in there to throw up so i threw up
in the conference room..
me if you have anything you want to post on this page