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I might have a candy bar soon. It's time. One of my favorite things that happens if when I don't know what is going to happen. Metabolism slows down when you get closer to 30. Does anyone know if it speeds back up later in life or does it stay slow? Places like Florida and Arizona rule for us frozen Chicagoans. I think I want to get a sunburn just so I remember what the sun feels like on my skin.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

Funny Signs Seen in Bathrooms
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men
Women's restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC

Remember, it's not,"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, How are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

No matter how good she looks,some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her garbage.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ Hill, NC

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. -Hell, do both
Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books, New York, New York.

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington, DC

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola

i am not ken

i heard that barbie is no longer with ken and has some new boyfriend

"Michele Wicker"

I know that one well.
Did you just think you were Ken or something?

From: AZiola@focal.com

come on barbie lets go party (that is a ROCKIN song lyric)

"Michele Wicker"

:O (that's the dirty face)

From: AZiola@focal.com

ya men are smelly and hairy

you really like these things don't you



"Michele Wicker"

so to answer your original e-mail, no because I'm taking a vacation
from men, I'm only dating women ;)

From: AZiola@focal.com

no but if you got a sex change then yes

see ya tonite

"Michele Wicker"

can I just dress like a guy :)?


From: AZiola@focal.com

i am looking for one more guy to play fall softball in a mens
semi-competitive 12" league in chicago on thursdays- you know anyone
that wants to play? if so let me know thanks!


softball starts on 03/25/04.

1) first reply to this email if you are going to play in the spring
league or not

2) if you are playing please get me the money. cost is $67.00 checks
can be sent to Andrew Ziola, 1205 W. Lill #3 Chicago, IL 60614 or paypal non
credit card paypal account to z@homemail.com please please dont make
me ask 7 times for the $.

3) if you are playing and want a new red tshirt - let me know what

thanks guys!

Int/Comp Men 12" 6:00PM-10:00PM

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