Updated: 2/19/02 Click here for Zbonia archive


This weekend was perfect. Perfect you say? Ya that is what I said. I will leave it at that. Helen came. I had buckets and buckets of fun. I am thinking about getting wetpits.com. I have moist pits and so I want this URL. What do you think of that? So I am bored cause sports are boring right now. Sure Marquette is in the top ten in the polls but PLEASE give me some Cubs to chew on. The Cubs taste like chicken. So Cubs tix go on sale this Friday and that is great cause then my Summer will be set. 2002 is the year of Z. You should watch Boston Public and if you don't you are less human. I think my favorite show of all time is 90210, then it might be Boston Public. Rock out with your cock out.


Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A lady in her late 40's went to a plastic surgeon for a face lift. The doctor told her of a new procedure called "The Knob." This small knob is planted on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up the skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift forever. Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob." Fifteen years later the woman went back to the surgeon with two problems."All these years everything had been working just fine. I've had to turn the knob on lots of occasions and I've loved the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems. First of all I've got these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them." The doctor looked at her and said, "Those aren't bags, those are your breasts." She replied, "Well, I guess that explains the goatee."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Allaway, Erika

but you do hate Darius & that can't be right to have you there.

From: AZiola@focal.com

1) i don't know i ain't getting married for years and years
2) it is hard for me to think that you hate anyone

Allaway, Erika

it wouldn't be cool to send that.
If you were marrying someone that I hated/couldn't stand, would you invite me?

From: AZiola@focal.com

makes sense

no hard feelings

i still wanna send you guys a gift though - i was thinkin about sending
some poo in the mail

Allaway, Erika

I can't invite you b/c you don't like the groom.

From: AZiola@focal.com

i am making my summer schedule for cubs tix


Why are you asking me that question??

From: AZiola@focal.com

you inviting me to your wedding?

if so, when is it?

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