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I have been drinking tea at work sometimes. I am drinking it pretty much to stay warm. My hands are freezing. If I eat garlic and burp, it smells. I am a fair weather Bulls fan. I was cold, then I mopped the floor and got warm and took off my shirt. I read all baseball news.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

--- Boers and Bernstein 670 <boersbernsie670@hotmail.com wrote:


Thanks for the card.

I'll add it to the shrine.


Dan Bernstein

670 the score
455 n cityfront plaza
chicago, il 60611

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