Email Attachment of the Week
Joke of the Week
Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
yer Frend, Fredyy
Dear Freddy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a careerin lawn care. How about I send you a f@&$king book so you can learn toread and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the onlything I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!
Dear Sarah,Your parents smoked pot when they had you,didn't they?
Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but forChristmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together.Please see what you can do?
,Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like ascreen door in a hurricane.Do you think he's gonna give that up to comeback to your frigid mom, who rides his ass constantly? It'stime to give up that dream.Let me get you some nice Legos instead.
Dear Santa, I want a new bike, a Playstation 2, a train,some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drumkit, a pony and a tuba.
Dear Francis,Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I betyou're gay, I'll set you up with a BarbieSanta
Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under thetree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door.Love, Susan
Dear Susan,Milk gives me the runs and carrots make thedeer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me afavor? Leave me a bottle of scotch.Santa
Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year?Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas
Dear Thomas, All the toys are made in China. I have a condoin Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films.I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of cocktailwaitresses while losing money at the craps table.Hey, you wanted to know.
Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do youreally know when we'reawake,like in the song?
Dear Jessica, Are you really that gullible? What a 'Tard.Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping your house.
Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year.Please, please, please,PLEASE,PLEASE could I have one?
Dear Timmy, That whiney begging crap may work with yourfolks, but that crap doesn't work with me.You're getting a sweater again this year, TARD!.
Dearest Santa,We don't have a chimney in our house, how doyou get into our home?
Dear Mark, First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your asswhipped at school. Second, you don't live in ahouse, you live in a low-rent apartment complex. Third, I getinside your pad just like theboogeyman does, through your bedroom window.
Train of the Week -
usually have to read these bottom to top
(shin was asking for someone to forward her the email cause she was in surgery getting some wack somethin somethin zapped off her neck)
From: Amy Dowsek
no, done and complete can mean totally different things
complete can also mean to fufil
and done to pretty final like "finshed"
maybe i will use that- "finished"
is "done" , z is "finished"
or you could maybe use a synonym for done?
From: "Amy Dowsek"
ok shin is "done"