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When people make a bag of microwave popcorn at work, it makes the whole floor smell. I swear, you can't do anything without complaining. It is so fucking annoying. You find something wrong with everything. And you just said you are not complaining. Let me explain something to you. You are complaining. All you do is complain. I can't get the smile off of my head. Being sore ain't too fun. I don't shower every Sunday. I have always had a problem with wet pits. It is kinda uncomfortable. People get bothered by you.

Email Attachment of the Week

Joke of the Week

"Friendship is like pissing in your pants......
everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth.
Thank you for being the piss in my pants."

Email Train of the Week - usually have to read these bottom to top

Andrew P Ziola


"Mark Moroni"


From: AZiola@focal.com

is that the kid with the huge earlobes?

"Mark Moroni"

can we throw andre lula into the mix?

From: AZiola@focal.com

who you guys like better

andre dawson or dawson leary from dawsons creek?

"Mark Moroni"

i wonder if he went on a search for nate as well.

From: AZiola@focal.com

thome, like roman, was caught knocking on the window of the bar and
waving at strangers.

shortly thereafter, he vomited.

"VanHorn, Nathan"

after that they talked business at the blarney stone

From: Mark Moroni

i heard they went to the taco bell on addison - thome was taken aback
by the big cubs hat on the sign.

From: AZiola@focal.com


that would be so nuts

wonder where they took thome to lunch today - weiner circle?

"VanHorn, Nathan"

i totally forgot about this

Thome's best bet, if he's serious about the Cubs, may be to pull one
out of the Andre Dawson playbook. In 1987, Dawson handed the Cubs a blank
check and told them to fill in the numbers, creating a media circus.
Former Cubs general manager Dallas Green then gave Dawson a $500,000
deal, and he went on to become the league's Most Valuable Player and
one of the greatest bargains in baseball history.

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